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And The LMK brainrot continues with a vengeance
BEHOLD, RANDOM PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET WHO MIGHT HAPPEN SEE MY POST, A HALF-BAKED AU I MADE UP JUST NOW
that contains spoilers for Monkie kid season 4 👍🏽
with that, I give you, the 💙 Pantheon AU 💙, I know I’m so good at naming things, anywho, the AU is about a certain three coming together, and becoming the 💕 ultimate villain trio 💕
Lady Bone Demon- Obviously. It isn’t ultimate without her.
Macaque. Less obviously because he got a half-baked redemption arc he didn’t deserve halfway though but also kind of obvious because his gif is on this post.
and finally, drumroll please, AZURE LION DEMON.
in this au, these amazing powerhouses and macaque will come together and form their pact to achieve all of their goals- Revenge on Wukong, creating a perfect world, and destroying the gods. Together, the three of them will become the new gods and govern a perfect world with no hint of pain or suffering, and form the new ✨ pantheon ✨ of the world.
But Macaque’s mostly doing it out of spite.
ANYWAY I WOULD LIKE TO SEE SLOWBURN FRIENDSHIP BETWEEN ALL OF THEM AND LADY BONE DEMON AND MACAQUE CONSTANTLY ROASTING EACH OTHER WHILE AZURE LION DEMON TRIES TO KEEP THE PEACE.
I REQUIRE THIS AU FOR MY PEACE OF MIND. THAT IS ALL.
Pantheon AU Things 😍
No particular reason I used this gif 🥰
OK, so here we go, time to do that eh uh, developing thing the kids are talking about nowadays.
In this au, Lady Bone Demon is freed from her tomb by Azure Lion Demon before she has a chance to resurrect Macaque.
Since they have similar goals, Lady Bone Demon reluctantly agrees to team up with Azure Lion Demon.
“Those in the celestial realm don’t care about the world. It’s about time that these people had some new gods.”
“And that god is you?”
He politely asks her to bring back Macaque from the dead so that he can achieve his second goal, which is reuniting his brotherhood.
She really does not want too
I imagine they argued about it for ten minutes consecutively before she yelled FINE
So boom now they’re an incredibly dysfunctional villain trio 💕💕
Azure Lion wants to free his friends from the memory scroll, which I’m assuming once belonged to the Lady Bone Demon (it’s written in oracle bone script, which is often associated with her, it’s also in her colors)
She knows how to use it, but she definitely doesn’t think that they should open it.
She was in a silly goofy mood when she made it 🥰🥰🥰
Macaque, meanwhile, is just looking for reasons to betray them. Any reason he can find. Just… absolutely going out of his way.
On their impromptu journey to get the memory scroll (which is chilling somewhere on Flower Fruit Mountain in Monkey King’s mystical junk room, which luckily, Macaque has access because technically he’s an exact identical genetic clone of Sun Wukong) They slowly start becoming evil besties bc… I love this troupe 🥺
With LBD’s future vision (which I’m just gonna say she has because she seems to have prophetic dreams (?) and is obsessed with destiny) They make a plan 😼
LBD gets to have her perfect world, Azure Lion gets to overthrow the gods, and Macaque gets to fully replace Wukong, everyone’s happy
except for everyone who lives in the world I guess
Lady Bone Demon: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? As in, you just know that someone is going to walk in and make you angry before they do it? Azure Lion: Uh… no? Macaque: *Walks in*
Lady Bone Demon: *Jaw clenches*