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1 year ago
This Is Eggwardo. He Is My Eggyboi. And Im Starting To Think Hes An Airbender

This is Eggwardo. He is my eggyboi. And I’m starting to think he’s an Airbender


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1 year ago
This Is Eggwardo. He Is My Eggyboi. And Im Starting To Think Hes An Airbender

This is Eggwardo. He is my eggyboi. And I’m starting to think he’s an Airbender


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1 year ago

has anyone been held hostage by a theme park before because i surely just was

i was supposed to be home (which is a 2 hour drive btw.) about 3 hours ago? ITS MIDNIGHT RN BTW!! but instead i was standing in the cold in a wet bathing suit with no phones, no water, no medication (major for my mom, she was freaking the fuck out), no change of clothes, no wallets, no nothing. we couldn't even drive home because we didn't have our car keys. dude i don't express this enough but i have SHIT eyesight, like i can barely read signs that are 5 feet away from me. and i didn't have my glasses. so that was fun.

basically it was a event where we stayed in the park after hours and so we put all our stuff into lockers,, yk something a sensible person would do. and they were.. cleared out? with no warning? so we walked back to our lockers seeing the area was closed off and that was like... erm....?? so we were told to go to lost and found. which we did. they were SHIT at their job. there was so many people there with the same problem as us. (i hope the lady that was waiting for her stuff for three hours and the old guy that had all his medication and shit in their bags got all their stuff back.) we got all our stuff back, THANK FUCKING GOD, but anyhoo, shitty experience am i right?


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1 year ago
This Took All Day..

this took all day………..

Young Justice goes to California to visit Six Flags Magic Mountain, specifically GOLIATH, one of the tallest and fastest roller coasters around.


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1 year ago

i can imagine now, bruce taking the kids to six flags…

damian, staring at the batman rollercoaster as the older ones start roaming around the park, bruce by his side: father… why is—

bruce, shoving a snow cone in damian’s hands: don’t think about it too much

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jason: i’m not going on that ride, you don’t get it!

dick, trying to coax jason into the line for the joker rollercoaster: c’mon, it’ll be fun! it’s not like he’s going to appear out of nowhere!

*the speakers around the ride start playing maniacal laughter*

jason, already turning around and walking away from dick:

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*steph, cass, and tim getting off the superman ride*

tim: i think i almost fainted when we went upside down

steph, patting tim on the shoulder: that’s cause you drink nothing but coffee. you need to drink water

cass, already walking towards the aquaman power wave: we can drench him in water instead

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duke, having gotten lost like an hour ago, bugs bunny gingerly walking towards him: BRUCE!?!?


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