Has Anyone Been Held Hostage By A Theme Park Before Because I Surely Just Was

has anyone been held hostage by a theme park before because i surely just was

i was supposed to be home (which is a 2 hour drive btw.) about 3 hours ago? ITS MIDNIGHT RN BTW!! but instead i was standing in the cold in a wet bathing suit with no phones, no water, no medication (major for my mom, she was freaking the fuck out), no change of clothes, no wallets, no nothing. we couldn't even drive home because we didn't have our car keys. dude i don't express this enough but i have SHIT eyesight, like i can barely read signs that are 5 feet away from me. and i didn't have my glasses. so that was fun.

basically it was a event where we stayed in the park after hours and so we put all our stuff into lockers,, yk something a sensible person would do. and they were.. cleared out? with no warning? so we walked back to our lockers seeing the area was closed off and that was like... erm....?? so we were told to go to lost and found. which we did. they were SHIT at their job. there was so many people there with the same problem as us. (i hope the lady that was waiting for her stuff for three hours and the old guy that had all his medication and shit in their bags got all their stuff back.) we got all our stuff back, THANK FUCKING GOD, but anyhoo, shitty experience am i right?

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may I have some of your art to eat

eat up. this aboutta be a 5 course meal.

also tysm!!!

congrats, dude!!! you're fuckin amazing (ignore my language) you've always been very respectful and super cool so you deserve this!!

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cesar we talked about the rat thing

i think it's been pretty funny seeing my friends think im someone else from pictures

my favorites have been a friend looking at a picture of johnnie guilbert from far away and asked if that was me, and then also when i sent a picture of gerard way into my gc and my friend thinking it was me (she said i looked like a fag and i had to explain it was gerard not me)

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