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Let Shang Qinghua be arrogant about his writing skills
Say what you want about the plot and formatting of PiDW but let it not be said that this man did not keep millions engaged enough to follow a a story. He wrote something that was compelling enough for people to keep paying it for his work. Plus that 10k+ words a day that he wrote.
Give him some credit. He wrote a shitty novel but it was somehow good enough for millions to read it daily. Despite everything. Man needed an editor because he's story telling abilities were top tier.
If you want to compare PIDW to twilight just remember that twilight engaged thousands into reading it. Broke up friend ships over two characters and was adapted into a several movies.
PIDW may have been shit writing but it was engaging enough for it Shen Yuan to stick around if only in the hopes that it would get better.
had a tgcf and svsss crossover idea
ok so xie lian and hua cheng find this book (or whatever a book is in that universe) by an author named "airplane". wtf is an airplane anyways? so they start reading and its about a world a gajillion years in the future where there's paper that's made out of metal and it can change its image on will? and metal birds that carry people like swords except they're called airplanes and they're designed for the usage of many people at once??? why would the author name himself after that? chunks of metal with wheels that don't need horses???
"why dont they use cultivation" you ask, because there is none! so weird, right? anyways, they keep reading and there's so much stuff they call technology that's basically just magic. it's about an overpressured author who eats food that only needs water to be edible and sends his writing over an invisible spiderweb that covers the entire world. tbh, the author did a really bad job explaining all the "tech". overall a really stupid idea for a novel. xie lian honestly sorta likes it, but it's just wierd. the most odd part? these things keep coming out regularly. they're ridiculously long, and unlike other works from the same author, there's no sex scenes.
xie lian kinda likes it, and reads it every now and then cuddled up with hua cheng. hua cheng loves being next to xie lian, who giggles occasionally while reading, but hates the novel. somehow, shi qingxuan finds it, and shows it to ming yi, (shush leave me with my beefleaf) ming yi claims he doesn't like it but reads shi qingxuan's copy of that day's update every night. knows literally every detail, understands teh worldbuilding the best of anyone. feng xin and mu qing don't bother to read it, but they know a little about it.
one day, the next update is about someone who does something called a comment on his work. apparently, they do it a lot. and the character’s name is cucumber. who would name a character cucumber!? this author is weird. anyways the cucumber does a comment about a bunch of mean stuff critiquing the work and stuff. there are more than 3 pages of just mean commentings. the next page is about his metal paper. apparentlu, the metal paper can’t touch water, or else it poisons the water??? this makes no sense. not even ming yi can explain how it works. and then the main character touches the poison water? what a dumb character, remarks hua cheng.
main character wakes up in a cultivation world. apparentlhy main character was writing a story about this world? how dumb. hualien and beefleaf are crossing a road while reading this when a reckless cart driver is about to crash into them. hua cheng, obviously, obliterated the cart and its driver. problem solved!
later that evening, when the four fall asleep, they don’t awaken (in those bodies, anyways). fengqing finds them, starts yelling their heads off, eventually brings their comatose bodies to ling wen, who shrugs and puts them in a drawer.
meanwhile, hualien and beefleaf are reeling. they didn't get transferred into different bodies, but they are at a hospital. someone who looks vaguely like ling wen tells them that they were found half-dead under the seats of a funeral of some guy named shen jiu. weird. the nurse tries to charge them but, upon finding the only currency they have is merits, groans and lets them leave. hua cheng rolls dice. nothing happens.
xie lian asks where hua cheng’s butterflies are. hua cheng shrugs, but seems visibly on-edge. none of them are able to do cultivation when they try. people are looking at them weird. who the hell does cosplay in the middle of the street? some guy compliments xie lian and hua cheng on their tgcf cosplay. none of the four understand any of those words. someone asks to take a picture of them. take a picture? she pulls out a chunk of metal, holds it in front of their faces, presses next to them. oh, is it a mirror? but she clicks a white circle at the right of the rectangilar mirror, and it flashes bright white. hua cheng begins threatening her for daring to harm xie lian’s eyes, but xie lian apologetically gets him to back off.
the woman apologises and asks if they’re new to the area. shi qingxuan says yes, and she offers the four a place to stay. ming yi holds up his shovel, arguing that he could just dig a hole in the ground and sleep there. he has to be reminded that cultivation doesn’t work here.
back in the danmei world, airplane is no longer making money from his latest series, “an author without cultivation”! there were a few people buying it, but not anymore. they also tended to overpay wildly. airplane somehow pieces it together; (idk) ohhh they transferred to the human world. he convinces the system to let him and cucumber return to their world, but lbh protests. “where are you going shizun shizun dont leave me let me come with you shizun shizun come onnnnn shizunnnnnn” eventually they let him come too. mobei jun is ok with it as long as shang qinghua returns eventually. they transfer back to the human world, where cucumber finds himself in a coffin, at his own funeral. everyone is shocked when shen yuan sits up in his original body. people scream and shout and everyone is very happy, but cucumber barely remembers any of them. it’s been, like, twenty years. he can hardly remember his parents’ names. he smiles, laughs a little, rpetrends to know everyone, and then lbh arrives. through the window. pulls out an enormous sword. people then start screaming, because omg shen yuan’s enormous murder boyfriend is here. his parents scold him a little “why didn't you tell us you got a murder boyfriend” before getting yeeted into a wall. mmkay that’s happening now. luo bignhe and shen qingqiu spend their first day in the modern world in jail.
shang qinghua pays for their bail. apparently, they all arrived back to the modern world a day after sqq’s death, and a day before sqh’s. time travel? they don’t even know at this point. they manage to track down the other four by following a police report on a man in a red tunic and butterfly jewelry threatening a poor tgcf fan, witnesses report. (the woman wasnt even the one who ratted them out, it was the ugy who complimented them on their cosplays haha.) sqq and sqh share a look. that sounds like hua cheng, from tian guan ci fu! isn’t that a really popular danmei? lbh is just sitting next to them like a lost puppy, following them around, reminding shizun that he can tear anyone who dares question his authority to pieces. anyways they find the four. their conversation kinda goes like this.
sqq: hey are you xie lian?
hua cheng: who are you (the four are very concerned as they have never seen metal birds that make loud noises before)
lbh: how dare you threaten my husband
sqq and xie lian: binghe/san lang, calm down
sqq and xie lian make uncomfortable eye contact. woah. that guy also has an overprotective but lovable husband. neat. homosexuality.
xie lian: yeah im xie lian, this is san lang, ming yi, and shi qingxuan
sqh: *looks at the other, nods* mmkay and are you familiar with the undiscovered gem of a series called “an author without cultivation”?
hua cheng and ming yi roll their eyes, the other two nod
sqx: yeah, what about it?
sqh: yeah, i’m the author! *waits for applause that never comes*
ming yi: so you know why we’re here?
sqq: well did you read it and hate it or somehting?
*lbh is still glaring at hua cheng. hua cheng is still glaring at lbh*
hua cheng: it was very easy to hate
sqh: *sqq laughs* shut up cucumber
ming yi: *snaps to attention* that was the name of one of your characters! peerless cucumber.
sqq: *laughing, elbows sqh* guess someone doesn’t hate it so much after all
*ming yi smacks him on the head with a shovel. lbh smacks ming yi on the head with his fist. they both pass out.*
sqx, catching ming yi: sorry about him, he can be a bit… (doesn’t finish)
sqh: yeah, no problem. my husband’s the same.
hua cheng: what?
sqh: *completely ignores him and moves on* okay so here’s what’s happening; i come from this world. i teleported to your world to do things accidentally after i died. then i stayed in your world and got a husband and started writing again and stuff.
xie lian: what things? and also you havent told us what you mena by we’re all gay. also why are giant metal birds your namesake?
sqh, swallowing: this is gonna take a while
they explain to the tgcf crew and stuff, and they end up grabbing an apartment. turns out, none of them know how to transfer htemselves back. also, they all appear to be human now. they appear the same, they’re all just human. sqh gets them a flat, and they all sleep on the floor.
ok i might update this later but who knows haha
What if each cultivator had his own lantern?It's like when they cultivate the body and soul are separated, the body is like a vessel, a separate shell, but the soul is eternal, and so that it does not suffer they are placed it in special lanterns.
The lamp is unique to each person.
From the shape to the patterns on the shutters or glass. Most often they were used to determine what kind of life the cultivator lived. Whether he was righteous or apostate.The same technique was used at the trial, for a vessel for the soul cannot lie. ( No lamp was used on Shen Ju at the trial, although it was against the protocol)
The lamps were often hidden so that enemies could not find such intimate and vulnerable places.
Even though the construction was tight, but as with finding the soul in the native body, there were disadvantages.
Qinghua also has his own lamp, but unlike the others it was as if it did not belong to him. Its entire frame was adorned with the Legends of Creation and a map of the luminaries of the firmament. It looked like the most beautiful work of art on its own.
No one in the world should have such a lamp.
That is why the former Lord of An Ding Peak cautioned Qinghua not to show it to others.The elder lord knew that this event was no mere coincidence and a possible omen of the coming chaos.
Evil men could take advantage of his innocent apprentice by making his unusual vessel look not in the kindest of light.
Since then, one little future lord has been carefully trying to hide his soul.
Unfortunately, it was not enough, the piki was not as well protected as he would have liked, and realizing this, Qinghua decided to take the risk. No matter how scared he was, no matter how much he convinced himself that hiding such a precious object in the eternal winter realm of his future executioner was not the best idea, but the realization that the ice fortress was one of the most protected places (after Lo Binghe's future palace) overcame him.
Knowing every nook and cranny of the place that he himself had created and designed, the senior apprentice at the time cautiously made his way into one of the palace's most remote and secret corners. The place where Mobei Jun's mother once lived.
Yes, he may not have been original in hiding his soul in his ideal man's mother's room, but at least he remembered for sure that no one had ever snuck into that room.
His soul is kept there, perfectly safe, allowing his body to feel the slight chill of the frosty morning of the demon kingdom on particularly hot summer days
My sillies.
Sqq really took a het stallion novel and inadvertently turned it into a queer polycule centered on him all while saying “but I’m not gay or anything” source trust me
This fic has made me feel things I did not know I could feel bro! Like this fic is personal at this point. IT'S NOT EVEN FINISHED AND I AM WAY TO INVESTED NOW HELP! (If you decide to read this fic do read the tags + archive warnings, It's really intense right from the get go)
Also if you know me irl don't ask, I'm just having a mini breakdown over bloody fiction :'D👍
Chapters: 1/1Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng TóngxiùRating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Luò Bīnghé/Shěn Yuán | Shěn Qīngqiū, Shen Jiu | Original Shen Qingqiu/Original Yue Qingyuan Characters: Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Luo Binghe, Luo Binghe's Adoptive Mother, Shen Jiu | Original Shen Qingqiu, Original Yuè Qīngyuán, Yue Qingyuan, Original Mu Qingfang, Mu Qingfang, Original Ning Yingying, Ning Yingying, Original Ming Fan (Scum Villain), Liu Qingge, Liu Mingyan, Shang Qinghua Additional Tags: One-Sided Luo Binghe/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Luo Binghe Has a Crush on Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Shěn Yuán | Shěn Qīngqiū Being an Idiot, Shěn Jiǔ | Original Shěn Qīngqiū/Yuè Qīngyuán Angst, White Lotus Luò Bīnghé, How Do I Tag, Fluff and Angst, No Sex, Good System (Scum Villain) Summary:
One beautiful and peaceful day, Luo Binghe is wondering threw the forest joyfully as he daydreams when suddenly he finds a funny looking leaf. He puls on the leaf and out came a forest fairy.
Yes Luo Binghe's forest fairies come from the earth like potatoes. Have mercy on your poor mother, now she has to figure it out how to feed three mouths. Kinda anyways. Is the 'forest fairy' gonna be smart and stick with the kind washerwoman or is he gonna be stupid and convince himself he is a big boy and do things on his own?
@pinklomito Art work is what inspired this fic so go look at their stuff!
#SEQUESTRADOR: pegamos o baixinho
#SHENQINGQIU: o shang qinghua?
#SEQUESTRADOR: sim
#SHENQINGQIU: obrigado
#SEQUETRADOR: ??????????
Im sick with covid again and in my fever fueled delirium Ive found motivation for shitpost reels
Prompt: Moshang
Shang Qinghua has a habit of standing up and acting out scenes to figure out how to express what he wants to say, similar to those 2D Animators of old
MoBei Jun walks in on him one day doing something awkward and he is just so confused, watching the human with a cocked head like a golden, even when Shang Qinghua explains what he’s doing.
He begins to understand and even offers to help a very flustered Shang Qinghua to iron out the issue..
Bonus they act out love /romantic dialogue
Here's a little doodle of Shang Qinghua :>
I was on Youtube watching some shorts, then a stand up comedy came up and IT'S SIMPLY MOSHANG
Comedian: How long have you been together?
Woman: Three weeks.
Comedian: Three weeks! What are you doing here??
*audience laughter*
Comedian: I can tell you're a strong guy, do you go to the gym??
*The man of the couple nods*
Comedian: Of course it's from the gym! With this whey protein smell!
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Comedian: How long have you been together?
Woman: He was my boss.
Comedian: He was your boss??
The audience lets out an "uuuuuuhhh" sound
Woman: That was 8 years ago!
Woman: And I resigned because he treated me badly.
*Sound of a crime show starts playing.*
Comedian: Good night. Case shocks a country. Man fucks with his employee's life. To the point of fucking her again eight years later!
Likeeeee??? This is basically Moshang??
Headcanon that Shen Yuan was hotter than Shen Qingqiu, actually.
Like yeah SQQ being a cultivator gave him a boost to enough attributes + being in a stallion novel where everyone is either unrealistic hot or dog's butt ugly got the Shen Qingqiu body extra points, and he wasn't bad looking to begin with. Plus not being ill is vastly more important to the new Shen Qingqiu than those extra hotness points (Without a Cure notwithstanding). But part of the reason why he's kind of like, meh, at least I'm not hideous or anything, is because Shen Yuan's original body was a knock out.
I also like him as chronically ill, and, as many people know, beauty standards and sustained suffering are not as incompatible as they should be. Shen Yuan was conventionally attractive in part because conventional beauty standards seem to want everyone slowly dying all the time. But even setting that aside, the man had flawless bone structure, an appealing figure, captivating eyes, and the kind of voice that stopped people in their tracks.
All of which was a contributing factor to his antisocial lifestyle, actually. Despite the fact that Shen Yuan does enjoy company and requires a certain baseline of social enrichment for his enclosure, his internalized homophobia and closeting did not play well with overtures from interested parties (regardless of gender). The only way to minimize the odds of him being asked out on dates was to essentially become a shut-in, especially since even Shen Yuan can only make so many excuses before he himself starts to notice that he's going to a lot of effort to avoid specifically that avenue of socialization. Far better to just remove himself from any risk of it, and then vocally lament that oh no he's just too much of a nerd to get anywhere with women!
Anyway this largely doesn't matter much outside of sheer comedy potential for any situation where SY gets his old body/life back. Like imagine a reveal scenario where the System is going to transport them back to their old lives.
Shang Qinghua: well bro I guess this is gonna be the ultimate test of love, right?
Shen Yuan: what do you mean?
Shang Qinghua: our husbands are gonna see what we looked like back before we were glorious cultivators! they're going to have to track us down in our mundane, kinda shitty pre-transmigration lives! it's gonna be at least a little embarrassing, right?
Shen Yuan: *gets his old body back*
Shang Qinghua, normal human with average looks: ...
Shen Yuan, exemplary 11/10: ?
Shang Qinghua: what. the fuck?? bro what the fuck why are you hot???
Shen Yuan: don't make it weird
Shang Qinghua: make it weird??? why were you sitting at home reading my shitty novel when you could have been out there building your own harem???
Shen Yuan: stop exaggerating
Shang Qinghua: oh my god you've always been like this. this is it, isn't it? it wasn't even brain damage from the transmigration or something--
Shen Yuan: hey
Shang Qinghua: --you've just always been completely unaware, haven't you? every time I wrote a beautiful woman who didn't know her own appeal you'd be jumping down my throat--
Shen Yuan: because that's a stupid trope--!
Shang Qinghua: --JUMPING DOWN MY THROAT EXACTLY LIKE THAT but this whole time THIS WHOLE TIME it wasn't even a glow-up issue, you've just been that, personified, yourself--
Shen Yuan: look I know I'm not ugly but I'm not I'm hardly that good-looking
Shang Qinghua: YOU ARE NEVER ALLOWED TO CRITICIZE THAT TROPE AGAIN! oh my god. how many broken hearts did you leave behind when you died?!
Shen Yuan: none, I wasn't even seeing anyone--
Shang Qinghua: yeah full offense but I am nottt taking your word for that. I bet you had a harem you didn't know about in this lifetime too. I bet you had a fan club, like an anime prince
Shen Yuan: *mumbling*
Shang Qinghua: what was that?
Shen Yuan: I said... only in high school...
Shang Qinghua: oh my god
Shen Yuan: it wasn't a big deal!
Shang Qinghua: *frantically trying to see if he can find any trace of it on the internet now*
you know what sometimes you see a tweet and you know what you gotta do and now i'm thinking about the state of the internet post-death of airplane bro and his biggest (fan) hater
screenshot & individual images THAT I MADE under the cut (if u even care,,,,,)
(also you can retweet my masterpiece here if you dare)
I honestly think that in a Pacific Rim AU the Drift Compatible pairs would be:
1. Shen Yuan and Shen Jiu (they would be the gay scientists. Prove me wrong)
2. Shang Qinghua and Luo Binghe (Shang Qinghua loves it and Luo Binghe Hates It. But god damnit they understand each other)
3. Mobei Jun and Liu Qingge (they are in sync on Punching Being Good)
4. Ning Yingying and Sha Hualing HEAR ME OUT: they both have crushes on Luo Binghe at one point and both want to scratch the Little Palace Mistress's eyes right out. They are equally blood thirsty and Liu Mingyan Thirsty
5. Yue Qingyuan was one of the people who almost died trying to control a Jaeger alone
Correct me if i'm wrong, but: in Scum Villain, Shen Qingqiu never actually kills another human being, does he? He kills the Skinner Demon, but that's the only fatality I can think of that he committed with his own two hands. Most of the rest of the fights he gets in for the rest of the series, he ends by getting away. Even the Old Palace Master gets done in by the QingSi, not by Shen Qingqiu.
which leads me to ponder: I've seen jokes and fics before about Shen Qingqiu falling prey to a Virginity Detector, but what if Shen Qingqiu post-transmigration accidentally stumbles on some kind of weird PIDW plot device plant or critter that can tell whether you've ever killed a man?
because I think Yue Qingyuan would be very confused. Qiu Haitang too.
I saw this Tumblr post floating about on the world wide web and decided, "Hey, let's turn that into a Moshang AU"
Mobei is the heir of Northern Goods, a family-owned multimillion dollar company whose main stream of revenue is the sale and transfer of produce and other goods all across China. As Vice-President, he is the successor to his father, who is planning to step down within the decade or so and retire.
Mobei is a hands-on boss, actively participating in the process of harvesting and preparing to ship these products around the country and internationally, a family tradition to be as involved as possible in the process as to not forget their roots as humble farmers who resided in the desert.
That's all fine and dandy, it's why the turnover rate is so low in his company, their boss is competent in this field.
What Mobei isn't competent about is the more beaureaucratic type of business.
He has no real clue about how things such as accounting and the logistics that ensure that transportation and sale goes smoothly happen. Mobei isn't the business-suit on Wall Street type, he prefers to let his products and their quality speak for themselves.
So he hires a manager from the city to deal with it instead.
Shang Qinghua, a man who lives in the city since he was a child, gets hired by Mobei to as the Logistics Manager of Northern Goods. He snatches up the offer even if it means having to relocate to the countryside.
Plot follows, they fall in love, all that good tea.
Mobei is enamoured by this tiny (Shang Qinghua is not THAT short, Mobei is just very tall and well-built) little man that has somehow paved a way for Northern Goods to be stronger than ever.
Shang Qinghua is in love with his ever friendlier boss that actually understands the hardship and struggle of working out in the field as a farmhand, doing his best to ensure a better and more efficient environment for both the company and their workers.
Shang Qinghua one day decides to try his hand at this whole farming thing now that Mobei and him are closer, but Mobei refuses.
Shang Qinghua is a city man with a city boy constitution. He fears that such strenuous activity may actively kill the poor guy. SQH has worked at a desk and ONLY at a desk for his entire employment, filing taxes and filling forms for the company. Mobei would much rather have his man safe in the shade (hopefully entranced by his figure as he works) rather than having him sweat a river and dying of a stroke while gathering crops.
Shang Qinghua convinces Mobei to let him try anyways, stating he wanted to experience what Mobei experiences.
(If Mobei agrees and both of them use it as an excuse to spend more time with each other, that remains unsaid.)
What Mobei concludes that day is that Shang Qinghua is that the man has no upper body strength at all, but invested it all in his legs. When I tell you this man can run like the wind. Shang Qinghua would put a trackstar to shame.
After having to constantly run from one side of factories and fields to the other in order to stop someone from doing something dumb so many times, he's built up the cardio for extremely long distances without breaking too much of a sweat. He will need some melon seeds and a long nap afterwards, though.
(And if Mobei thinks about his legs every once in a while, he doesn't say a word.)
Mxtx love interest quiz
I just did this quiz and guess who I got xD
I was kind of expecting that xD
But for real, he is one of my favourite characters in SVSSS.
Honestly, when I first met Shang Qinghua in the novel, I had assumed that he would be a kind of antagonist because he was the author and so I had thought that maybe all he wants is for his book to be the same and not change. I had initially thought that he would attempt to stop Shen Yuan from changing anything. I was wrong and oh boy, am I so thankful for that!
Man is really just trying to survive. Relatable xD