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Scythe Goddard: I have a black belt

Scythe Rand: In Judo? Taekwondo? Kung fu?

Scythe Goddard: From Gucci

Scythe Rand: You remind me of the ocean

Scythe Goddard: Because I’m deep and mysterious?

Scythe Rand: No, because you’re salty and you scare people

Random Scythe: Just be yourself, say something nice!

Scythe Rand: Which one?! I can’t do both!

Scythe Rand: Why are you drinking? You should have a clear head so you’re ready for this meeting!

Scythe Goddard: Relax, it’s just tea

Scythe Rand: What kind?

Scythe Goddard: Tea... quila

Scythe Volta: I accidentally ate Rand’s cake, how long do you think I’ll live?

Scythe Goddard: Ten

Scythe Volta: Ten what?

Scythe Goddard: Nine