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Scythe Goddard: Gleaning quotas should be abolished! We should be able to glean as much as we want and enjoy it!
Citra: Ok boomer
Rowan: Scythe Goddard tried to knock the smug expression off my face, but luckily I was wearing a smaller, smugger expression underneath
(Goddard Voice) Can I get a fuckin uhhhhhh... gleaning quota abolished
NO!
Scythe Goddard: I have a black belt
Scythe Rand: In Judo? Taekwondo? Kung fu?
Scythe Goddard: From Gucci
Rowan: If I die, donate my entire body to science.
Rowan: Except for my middle finger. Give that to Goddard.
Scythe Goddard: When you’ve been in Scythedom politics for as long as I have, you develop a thick skin.
Random Scythe: Blue is not your colour.
Scythe Goddard: Blue brINGS OUT MY EYES YOU ASSHOLE
Scythe Rand: You remind me of the ocean
Scythe Goddard: Because I’m deep and mysterious?
Scythe Rand: No, because you’re salty and you scare people
Scythe Goddard: I’m going to make you wish you were never born!
Rowan: Jokes on you, I already wish I was never born
Rowan: How have you not been killed yet?
Scythe Goddard: Dumb luck.
Scythe Goddard: I’m lucky that you’re all too dumb.
Scythe Goddard: Tell me the truth or I’ll kill you!
Rowan: Are you assuming I want to live?
Scythe Rand: Why are you drinking? You should have a clear head so you’re ready for this meeting!
Scythe Goddard: Relax, it’s just tea
Scythe Rand: What kind?
Scythe Goddard: Tea... quila
Scythe Goddard: “Ooh, look at me! I’m Scythe Curie, and I’m an old guard scythe who wants to follow the boring rules, and I fold my clothes before putting them away!” I bet you chew your food before you swallow it, too.
Scythe Curie: Well, yeah...
Scythe Goddard: Pathetic.
Scythe Goddard: *Comes back to life*
Scythes: You can’t be alive!
Scythes: Your neck went crack!
Scythes: YOU CAN'T CRACKALACK AND THEN COME CRACKABACK
Scythe Volta: I accidentally ate Rand’s cake, how long do you think I’ll live?
Scythe Goddard: Ten
Scythe Volta: Ten what?
Scythe Goddard: Nine
Shoutout to MS Paint for allowing me to make stupid stuff like this.
Scythe Thoughts
Chapter 19 - Chapter 26
I know I’m being mean to the Scythes and the characters but I can’t help it, it’s the jobs they do. Also I don’t hate the characters I’m just being petty
Is splatting like drugs to these people? Cuz apparently Rowan’s friend isn’t the only one who does it
Finally something on their families. I can’t believe they don’t miss their old life
Citra is so smart omg, love how she figured out how to get into the back brain of the Thunderhead
Goddard is fucking crazy,
WHAT DID THEY DO TO ROWAN?!
I mean I’m supporting the corruption arc but like it’s sad it’s see especially since I don’t agree with the villain 😭
Finally something about space and its exploration.
Now, do they know everything that’s below the ocean? Cuz more than half of it is unexplored
Hightlights
Scythe Thoughts
Chapter 27
Are there 3 conclaves a year or 4? I’m assuming they go based if season and since there are 4 season, how are they spaced?
Also how come they use the Chinese calendar but use the months of the Western calendar? Or do they use the Chinese calendar but replaced the names of months with the ones we currently use?? Or are they just naming the years the Chinese way instead of numbering them?
Yk fine I’ll accept it that the Scythedome is necessary for the world, obviously you have to control over populations but it’s hard for me not react when Citra or Rowan or the general population idealizes the Scythes. I know I sound morally superior but like death is not something to be idealized. I may say I’ll kill myself a dozen times a day but difference here is that it’s some else’s lives they’re taking not their own.
I can’t imagine having a job like this, and it’s not because killing is bad blah blah blah (it but that’s not the point I’m trying to make) but it’s about the fact that if I can do it or not. Like no average person should be able to take a life without it scaring them in some way, even in self defense, so it’s shocking to me to see that Citra and Rowan accept the job without much of a fight or thinking deeply about it. Maybe it’s those emotion nanites
When they’re sparing but they constantly make themselves look bad so the other would win >>>>
“What’s the matter, Rowan?” she whispered. “Don’t know what to do when you’re on top of a girl?” GIRL I’M BLUSHING
ROWAN YOU SON OF A BITCH WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
This girl is flirting with you and you make her hate you??? You ABSOLUTE IDIOT!
And people said they came out of nowhere (that’s the only spoiler? I got so I don’t know much)
Nothing’s changed, their world is the same as our just with improvements and more horror
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