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Its them, your honour
What really happened after they went for kebabs
keeley: why did you two get arrested? jamie: we didn't do anything... roy: we got pulled over. when the officer said to jamie "papers" he said "scissors" and drove off.
PHIL DUNSTER on ROY & JAMIE’S DYNAMIC Red Carpet Interview @ The Ted Lasso FYC Event
Roy, yelling more profusely and sadistically than normal
Isaac: what crawled up his arse and died there?
Dani: maybe he is cranky because he hasnt been sleeping
Colin: no, no he has a very strict sleep schedule. I once texted him at 8pm and he didn't answer for two days
Jan: he needs to have sex
Everyone: what the hell jan maas
Jan: it is statistically proven that lack of intimacy results in irritable mood and coach kent has not been intimate with anyone since keeley
(Colin: how do you know that)
Jamie: i'll do it
Everyone: what the hell jamie
Jamie: no, i'll take one for the team yeah? I'll have sex with coach
Sam: literally no one is asking you to do this
Jamie: I'll be the sacred fish or lamb. For all of our sakes
Everyone: the what
roy and jamie’s entire relationship is funnier if you pretend they hooked up once before jamie came to richmond and they have to act like it didn’t happen
“no, roy doesn’t like me like that.” jamie insists while the team is at the bar. “roy hates me still. love ain’t on the table.”
everyone shares a glance, unable to really believe that.
isaac watched as jamie wordlessly walked over to where roy was eating lunch and handed over his clementines. roy peeled them without breaking conversation with beard and nate, going so far as to peel the little white bits off too before handing the clementine back. everyday jamie does that, and everyday roy peels them without complaint. if that’s not love, isaac doesn’t know what is.
sam overheard as jamie talked for several minutes about something so random and inconsequential to their daily lives, but roy listened. he didn’t say a word, didn’t interrupt other than to add a little tidbit of his own to the story. there was a small smile on the corner of his lips and his eyes were bright. it didn’t matter how boring the topic was, roy wanted to hear it. if that’s not love, sam doesn’t know what is.
the whole team witnessed roy coming into the locker room before training and saw jamie wasn’t there. they all watched as roy began to pace around his office, head down and not speaking to anyone. that is, until jamie came strolling into the locker room a minute before training started, drinks in his hand; one for him and one for roy. jamie knows roy’s coffee order by heart. if that’s not love, the team doesn’t know what is.
keeley pointed out that whenever roy says something that causes the team to laugh, he always looks at jamie to see if he’s laughing. if jamie’s not, roy adds to the joke until he does. if that’s not love, she doesn’t know what is.
“and,” jan says pointedly. “the two of you were kissing in the boot room yesterday.”
“yeah, out of hate!” jamie defends even when everyone starts laughing uncontrollably.
Very much RoyJamie, like legitimately sums them up perfectly
nothing hits quite like "I despised the very air you breathed until I was confronted with your humanity, complete vulnerability & it somehow touched my own, & oh, fuck- there's a permanent you-shaped crack in my heart now & the hands that wanted to throttle you are moving to protect you, all on their own."
There needs to be more Roy wearing Jamie’s clothes in fics!!
I always read of Jamie wearing Roy's clothes in fics, but what about Roy wearing that baby blue hoodie!!! Season 3 Jamie is a beefcake (hello tanktop scene) so Roy would definitely be able to fit in it, might even be a bit loose on him and while it's not black or charcoal it is one colour so he can do it