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Roy, yelling more profusely and sadistically than normal

Isaac: what crawled up his arse and died there?

Dani: maybe he is cranky because he hasnt been sleeping

Colin: no, no he has a very strict sleep schedule. I once texted him at 8pm and he didn't answer for two days

Jan: he needs to have sex

Everyone: what the hell jan maas

Jan: it is statistically proven that lack of intimacy results in irritable mood and coach kent has not been intimate with anyone since keeley

(Colin: how do you know that)

Jamie: i'll do it

Everyone: what the hell jamie

Jamie: no, i'll take one for the team yeah? I'll have sex with coach

Sam: literally no one is asking you to do this

Jamie: I'll be the sacred fish or lamb. For all of our sakes

Everyone: the what

funniest 'Jason Todd comes back as red hood and starts talking to the bats without telling that he is, in fact, Jason Todd' trope is where Red Hood starts becoming minorly friendly with the bats and lets slip that Jason Todd is indeed still alive, but not that he is him.

now this can result in multiple outcomes, however i think the funniest possible version is the version where while Dick is bemoaning about the loss of his little brother and how great Jason is and how he wants to talk to him again, and without a second of hesitation Red Hood just nods his head and goes 'oh yeah, hottest robin by far, too. sexy as shit, that guy is.'

this results in the entire bat family fully believing that Jason Todd was somehow revived and taken to the LOA where he met and fell in love with this murderous assassin known as Red Hood, and the two are currently in a relationship.

Jason, petty and pissed at his family, decides: holy shit that's funny. and he goes along with it, meaning there are multiple occasions where we get interactions such as

Batman, brooding on a rooftop: the second Robin... he has always had such a big heart.

Red Hood, cartwheeling in the background: big dick too, godDAMN

Batman: i am begging you to stop.

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Nightwing: you're DATING my little brother? AND YOU WONT LET US TALK TO HIM?

Red Hood, full of shit: he's too busy visiting venues for our wedding next autumn. and before you ask, no, you're not invited.

Nightwing:

Batman: you mean to tell me, you're marrying my son, and you won't allow us to be at the wedding?

Red Hood: Jason's decision.

Batman:

Red Hood: Green Arrow's walking him down the isle

Batman: ok thats it-

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Red Robin: so is your fiance happy about all this crime lord murder stuff?!

Red Hood: my future trophy husband understands that if he's going to be able to sit and look pretty for me, then I need to bring home some serious cash, now stop interrupting my work.

Red Robin:

Red Hood:

Red Hood: for real tho, Jason's so hot-

Red Robin: STOP IT

bonus scene:

Dick: Damian, did you know about this?

Damian, hasn't been paying attention: know about what?

Dick: Jason's engaged to Red Hood!

Damian:

Damian, knows full well Jason is full of shit because he grew up with the guy in the league:

Damian: hes what now

Jason in the background: *violently gesturing death threats*

Damian:

Damian: yes. i'll be travelling home in the fall to be the flower boy. I believe Todd has already picked out my suit.

Dick:

that christmas, Bruce Wayne receives a card with an obviously photoshopped Red Hood that's got his arm around Jason's shoulders, who also has a photoshopped wedding dress on. Damian is stood in front of them, a 'just married' banner in his hands, looking very much like he was paid to be there.

Dick never forgives Jason for making him think that Alfred was invited to the wedding and he wasn't.

Knockout becomes an urban legend/ghost story in the illegal racing community. After a while the story start spreading about this wicked fast red Austin Martin that just shows up and disappears after the race. It becomes well known that something bad will happen to those who touch or damage the strange red car. There never seems to be a driver and the main story is that it’s an old racer who crawled out of hell to get revenge on the racing community and this gets posted in forums and chat rooms after a while there are dedicated pages to spotting this so called hell car and there are huge fan forums. Knockout loves this attention and loves playing into it flashing his bio lights and making his usually well put together holoform look like a Shadow that looks just vaguely human like. Knockout loves showing off his “fame” to breakdown and of corse being the lovely husband he is breakdown completely supports his husband’s delusions of grandeur.

I was voluntold for torture.

headcanon that when chan is angry or upset he tells you to leave him alone so he can sulk in his room, but in the end he can't handle not having you around so he ends up messaging you as wolf chan.

"hello, y/n, wolf chan here! chris hyung is sulking on his own and i think he might use your comfort right now :( but he's too prideful to admit it."

when you go find him, he actually sets his phone aside next to a plushie of wolf chan and he's lying on the bed with his back turned to the door and you go like

"hey, wolf chan told me you're feeling lonely," as you lie down behind him, hand slowly wrapping around his form.

"... really? that traitor..." he mutters, but he can't hide the smile in his voice as you curl your arms around him, his body nuzzling back into your warmth.

Remus: oh right i forgot to tell you. Sirius and James are in jail.

Lily:

Lily: i’m sorry??!!

Remus: yeah

Lily: and when were you planning on bailing them out?

Remus:

Remus: tomorrow

We love you, Kiryu ❤

Based on this post by @tekitothemagpie xD