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You telling me I can't kiss my superior officer straight on the lips when they do a good job? Fuck off
Oblivious character, but oblivious in the way that they're very self aware about their own feelings and just assumes that they're an open book and that everyone knows exactly how they feel even though nobody can tell shit
Like something comes up and they're just soo frustrated because "because i'm in love with you?!? Obviously?!??"
And every single mother fucker around including the person they're in love with is like "!?!?!?!? YOU ARE?!?!?!?!"
Roast roy challenge
My version of this post on Twitter or X, or whatever you call it --->
https://twitter.com/0k0memEE/status/1689849420580544512?t=q5BesKjgmM0enJcSdGAdwg&s=19
My version of this post on Twitter or X, or whatever you call it --->
https://twitter.com/0k0memEE/status/1689849420580544512?t=q5BesKjgmM0enJcSdGAdwg&s=19
i think what would make this complete is if @royalriza‘s car is a Nissan
@lolisoup
I almost crashed trying to take this picture
Would you mind draw a Roy and Ed doodle where their hugging because Ed is safe and he survived something
This evolved into something FAR MORE COMPLICATED THAN A DOODLE
Thanks for the ask, anon :’)
Also for @liathgray cause she be drinking that parental Roy juice
Could you draw Roy giving Edward a hug? Just a good ‘ol real hug between a dad and the son he accidentally acquired. Because Edward really needs it
I'm so sorry anon to turning your request into an angst drawing.... But It was so hard to imagine Ed kindly receiving a hug, he's just can't accept it and will awkwardly stay still. He won't fight or try to push Roy away, because he needs this hug. But Ed won't show it.
SHIPPERS DNI
Roy x Ed, but Ed tops.
The sleek, coy nature of the flame alchemist meets the fiery, impulsive alchemist. Roy's tone is typically sly with a hint of flirtation, and when Ed decides to give him a taste of his own medicine, he's surprised to see Roy's face change hue. He figures to keep that in his back pocket for safe keeping; he'll be ready to pounce when the iron's hot.
Inaccurate quotes for this fic specifically; https://archiveofourown.org/works/13980036/chapters/32186445
( Fuck me, you, and the military)
Al - Stop threatening and saying you hate the military! You ARE the military now!
Ed - I can hate both me AND the military thank you very much.
( Mechanic lesbians )
Ed - god this is gross…
Winry - oh please. It’s not like I’m sharing my wife with you
Ed - yeah well in that case, I’m not paying child support.
Winry - I’m not telling you to. I’m telling you to lend a hand, if you’re not even going to help what are you going to do?
Ed - I’ll be the uncle who teaches them swears and how to fuck with the military.
Winry - oh for fucks sake…
Ed, a stupid asshole - who’s ‘fuck’ and whys it for his sake?
( I’m an atheist, I say fist fighting God )
Ed - why the fuck would I believe in god?
Person, maybe a bit offended- why wouldn’t I?
Ed - no no, I said why would I believe in god, you can believe in Santa Claus if you want.
Ishvalan people mistaking Ed as a ghurayb - please come in! Be apart of our family
Ed, confused, flustered and probably thinking about running- uh, no? I’m not- no thanks?-
Ishvalan people - do you want a wife or three?
( RoyEd , ((MockCharm? RiotFire? BaitFire? I would say RebleFire but that’s taken) Bring back cool ship names)
Roy - *kisses Ed’s hand* my prince, I shall fight for you
* Trips and lands face first into the concrete *
Ed - I admire your skills but you don’t need to fight the whole earth for me bastard
Riza/Winry - you’re smiling, did something good happen?
Ed - can’t I just smile because I feel like it?
Al - Roy tripped and fell in the parking lot.
Ed - I fell-
Roy - from heaven?
Ed - no, I fell d-
Roy- in love with me the moment you saw me
Ed- MY ARM IS BROKEN YOU DONKEY FACED CABAGE
Roy - ok but do you think I’m pretty?
(idfk, wobble de gong suckle my dong)
Ed - Everything hurts and I’m tired
Al - I wish we could block people in real life…
Riza - Restraining order
Ed - Murder
Roy - Fuck
Al - Language!
Winry - shit!
Al - Language!
Ed - Go Fuck yourself you piss eyed dick nip! You Rat ass (some vegetable in ishvalan) bitch!
Al - Language…
Maes (child filter) Hughes - who the frick frack, flip flap, tic tac, man?
Al - …
Al - what the fuck…