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Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #11
Y/N and Zeus Chat
After Y/N wins over Hera, Zeus is not happy since he’s being filed for a Divorce all for a human, but wants to prove he’s… ‘nice’
Zeus (Gets a phone call and sees the contact is ‘Home Wrecker’): Hermes! It’s Y/N!
Hermes (Surprised): Answer it, I want to hear!
Zeus (Answers): Mx. Y/N, how…nice of you to call
Y/N: Hello, I really enjoyed my time last night with Hera, Zeus
Zeus: Oh…Hera told me all about it…in great detail
Y/N: …Or should I say, ‘Douche’?
Hermes (Surprised):
Y/N: Ha ha ha!
Hermes (Looks at his father and is trying not to laugh):
Zeus (Anger rising): …Yes, congratulations… you won fair and square… very impressive for a mortal
Y/N: Do you like brain teasers?
Zeus: Oh, I love brain teasers
Y/N: What does Zeus and a Black Hole have in common?
Zeus and Hermes (Looking at each other confused):
Y/N: They both suck!
Hermes (Bursts out laughing): Ha ha ha!
Zeus (Murderous look): ….
Hera is in the other room trying not to laugh
This is based off of @luxthestrange RoR Hera Quotes with Y/N, go see her stuff! And @sketchy-owl Hera artwork, check them both out!
Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #23
How Y/N help Hera get Divorced
Zeus refuses to sigh the Divorce Papers, resulting in Hera having a meltdown in front of Y/N, only for her to pat her head and walk off towards the God Side (Who for some reason are partying in her Room) so she can… Talk…
The Gods (Toss out Brunhilde, Adam, Raiden and Goll)
Goll: I don’t understand, we did everything right
Brunhilde: Yeah, (To Adam) Raiden turned responsible and Goll showed some back bone, I don’t get it…
Adam: Hmm, something’s missing… Some kind of ruthless ruler…
Raiden: Yeah… A wrathful divinity, that could crush this joyful chaos with one hit from their iron fist! Someone like-
Everyone paused when they hear a crash and turn to see Y/N who broke the door slamming it closed behind her as she walks over giving each and every one of them a glare, resulting in them becoming frightened and too scared to look her in the eye as she passed by them
Y/N (Slams the door open to see a bunch of gods in her house with her eyes glowing white, thus she simply snaps her fingers, causing a large shockwave that goes through all of Valhalla):
All the Gods (Deadly silent as they all look at the small human in surprise, fear and awe that a mortal did that):
Y/N (Demonic Voice): Zeus, you ARE going to sign those paper. THEN you all are going to clean this place until it looks better than when you arrived. Then you will leave. And never come back…
Zeus (Scoffs): Or what?
Y/N (Grabs him by his neck and has her look into her eyes, which reveal an endless void of suffering souls, death and destruction):
Zeus (Develops even more wrinkles and even looses some MORE of his hair in fear and he immediately runs off to grab a broom to start sweeping):
The other Gods who were present, thus began to clean as well out of fear from the Wrath of Y/N
Adam (Signs happily): Y/N gets that from her mother…
Y/N gets shit DONE… And somehow ended up getting Marriage Proposals herself after this…
Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #24
Hera and Zeus
Y/N is welcoming Hercules to join her, Hermes and her ‘surprise’ guest to have dinner, with Ares tagging along to get ‘dirt’ on Y/N
Y/N: Welcome! I’m your host, Y/N L/N
Hercules: Oh, it’s very nice to meet you!
Zeus (Storms over): Get away Human! Your not taking my children!
Hercules: Zeus?
Zeus: The Gods need Hercules on our side to fight. He’s one of our top fighters, and he’s very popular with the children
Hera (Slams door open): ZEUUUS!!! (Looks at Y/N and smiles) Y/N…
Zeus: Hera?! What are you doing at… the human side?!
Hera (Annoyed): Zeus, as goddess of Marriage and Women, I supervise everyone within my area
Zeus: You’re. . . overseeing other people?
Hera (Sarcastic): I’m sorry if you misunderstand our arrangement
Zeus: What am I supposed to tell our children?!
Hera: They Hercules and Hermes already knew, and they’re happy for me
Ares only came along to find some ‘dirt’ on Y/N to show his mother that she’s not right for her… only to end up liking Y/N and is actually looking forward to seeing her again…
Still based off of @sketchy-owl Hera!
~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪~
Episode 17
Adamas:....
Y/N:*smiles*
Adamas:Go away pipsqueak.
Y/N:Nope.
Adamas: Pipsqueak....are you asking for death?*clearly pissed *
Y/N:Nah,I'd like to live for a while longer.
Adamas:Then go away. *turns around*
Y/N: You're no fun, but you're lucky that I still love you.
Adamas:...I don't care...
Y/N:Yes, you do.*kisses his cheek* See you later, dear husband.*leaves*
Adamas:.....*Adamas.exe.has stopped.working*
Zeus:Bleah*gag noise*
Poseidon:Y/N sure knows how to shut him up.
Hades*smiles*ahh young love
~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪~
Episode 19
*Y/N and Poseidon relaxing on the couch*
Y/N:*reads a book*
Poseidon:*doing the same*
Zeus:*kicks the door* HA!! YOU'RE HAVING SEX!
Poseidon:*sighs*
Y/N: *closes the book* Zeus...dear brother in law,do you need glasses?
Zeus:....uh no I...
Y/N:Strange I believed you needed them. 'Cause you can't see that me and my husband are FINALLY spending some quality time together after MONTHS of work,where we couldn't see or talk to each other...and DEAL with YOUR SHIT because you can't keep it in your pants and cheated on your wife AGAIN .
Zeus:Wait,you actually talk to each other...
Y/N:....*looks at Poseidon * Dear husband can I....
Poseidon:I allow you to kick his stupid ass.
Y/N:*smiles and leans over to kiss his cheek* Thank you....* snaps their fingers and lot of arrows of light appear*
Zeus:*pales* Umh...
Y/N:I'll give you 5 seconds *scary smile* Dear brother in law~
Zeus:*runs*
Y/N*goes after him*
Poseidon:*watches Y/N trying to kill his brother* "Y/N truly is charming when they're angry .....ahhh now I'm aroused too bad they are busy..." *reads his book again*
~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 😌~
Episode 20.5
Zeus:*somehow he escaped from the angry crowd of women* Thank Uranus I managed to run away from those crazy females...
*noises*
Hera:WHERE IS HE!?
Alcmene: I believe he went this way!!
Zeus:!!!*opens the door and gets out from the building* I should be safe now.
???: Oh looks like Tyche is with us my friends.
Zeus:*recognizes the voice * G....Ganymede!?
Ganymede: The ladies did take their time with you...but now it's our turn. *a crowd of male is behind him*
Zeus.....well shit...I'm dead for sure now.
Bonus:
Lux:*takes out a walkie talkie * I found him he is here. The boys are having their fun with him.
Owl: *dressed up as a bodyguard too* Good I'll inform the Ladies.
Hera:Where is he!?
Owl: Lux referred to me that the insect is with the boys, my lady.
Hera:Good. Let's go and finish our job.
Y/N: As you wish my queen*smiles*
@luxthestrange xD we make a good team.
~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense😌~
Episode 21
-This is what happened before episode 20-
Hera:*got cheated again by Zeus and is crying* that bastard....
Y/N:...*stands near her* Girl instead of crying over a lost love remember this....
Hera:*looks at them*
Y/N:If he made you lose your mind with his lies....As the poet once said: To the next girl he will tell her the truth and only the truth. That's bullshit. If one is a liar, they are born as a liar, grow up as a liar, get old as a liar and die as a liar.
Hera:*surprised*
Y/N: So what you should do now is get up...Dry up your tears and thank heaven that you are finally fucking free from him.
Hera:.....You are right.
Y/N:...Of course I am. Also...who stops you to get a little revenge?*smirks*
Hera:*surprised* You...What do you have inside that sick mind of yours?
Y/N:Nothing exaggerated...
Hera: Somebody will get hurt?
Y/N: Only that cheating ass of Zeus
Hera:I'm in.
Y/N: Good *smirks*
That scared the sh!t out of me 💀
(And ngl being bald suits zeus, idk why but he would kill it)
Damn i messed up lets make the olympus brothers ⚡B A L D ⚡
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