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Awesome work by @remert Zeus and Hercules become true gods !
nothing’s new
no i won’t stop thinking about jason grace, so i drew him
i could gush about Epic: The Musical for hours. I think that throughout the musical, Jorge makes an incredible use of instrumentation amazing melodies and musicality, That being said, one of my favorite moments has to be the intro to Thunder Bringer. The electric guitar for Zeus???? The percussion combined with the thunder??? The men chanting in the background??? absolute perfection. It scratches a special itch in my brain. Luke Holt’s voice also contrasts perfectly the electric guitar and heavy drums.
To be fair, if my brother killed everyone but the man I hate, I would be pissed as well
Day number 3!! (I once again changed my own rules, shush)
Finally reworked my designs for the Big Three for an upcoming story/comic/animation/I don’t even know anymore :3
This! And in the Iliad (which I’m reading), Zeus is always called “Hera’s Lord” when he is addressed :)
Zeus Heraios
I got too far down a tumblr rabbit hole and I’m just– I’m just so mad and need to stress a tiny little thing to prove how important their relationship is.
Zeus Heraios. Zeus, the spouse of Hera.
Does Hera have an epithet naming her the spouse of Zeus?
I mean really. I guess we can work on the idea that her association with him is assumed, but the significance of his relationship to her is named. Zeus, who has other lovers and mortal and immortal children, is still Hera’s husband, first and foremost. Zeus, the King of the heavens and Olympus and all things, chose Hera. Zeus, who made himself into a sweet little bird just to amuse the woman he loved until she loved him in return, chose Hera. Zeus, who when all else failed begged a mountain to tell him how to reconcile with his beloved and was told a deception that would please her, chose Hera. Zeus, who was said to confide in his wife and discuss decisions and strategy with her that he wouldnt with anyone else, chose Hera!
Zeus Heraios!
Im sorry I’m a month away from Theogamia and I’m just deep in the feels.
Spoilers about the wisdom saga
Im crying over a musical about the Odyssey in which a man ask for a Olympian goddess help which was his exfriend and mentor and to do that the deity has to convince certain gods to release him but ends up severely injured by her father but probably isn't dead fine
And here the myth of ‘Zeus and his magic d*ck’ was made
*Zeus and Hera in the hospital getting an ultrasound*
Zeus: IS SHE OK DID WE LOSE THE BABY!???
Eileithyia: Oh. On the contrary!
Zeus: Well why is she bleeding then!?
Eileithyia: Okay, So we got your labs back. Your estrogen, progesterone and HGH are through the roof! Which would explain the spotting.
Hera: *Confused*
Eileithyia: Alright, we'll take a look here.
Elieithyia: Spotting, Very common with implantation of multiple fetuses.
Zeus: Fetu- whues?
Hera: Multiple?
Eileithyia: Yeah, take a look!
Zeus and Hera: *looks*
Hera: Two babies?
Eileithyia: Mhhhh- Nope! Three!
Hera: *in shock*
Zeus: *also in shock*
Eileithyia,*happy to be a big sister*: Congratulations!
Hera: THREE!?
Eileithyia: ...I take it from your reaction you weren't planning this?
Hera: PLANNING THIS?? WHO THE FUCK PLANS THREE BABYS?!?
Eileithyia: You need to make an appointment soon as possible with your OB.
Hera: OB? I need to make an appointment with the vet I'm having a damn litter!
Zeus: Babe, you know what this means?
Hera: ...?
Zeus: I got a magic dick.
Hera: ....
Eileithyia,*handing her some forms*: Take these forms up to the desk on your way out. And.... Good luck! *Walks away*
Zeus: I don't know whether to freak out or shove my almighty dick in everyone's face!
Hera: You need to be freaking out! I'M HAVING TRIPLETS!
Zeus: Triplets!!!!
Zeus,*jumping around*: TRIPLETS!!!!!!!
Zeus: I got a magic penis man!
Zeus: I GOT A MAGIC PENIS!!
Hera: Oh my gods....
Zeus: WOOOO HOOO-
Hades: is that really why
Zeus: no, I’m just really bad at math
Zeus: i am 80% speed, 50% hero and 70% legend
Hades: that's 200%
Zeus: i'm twice the man you'll ever be
Does anyone else imagine zeus being his usual creepy self to Odysseus specifically in Thunder Bringer. Like he grabs and plays with the poor man just to taunt and tease him like he would any mortal woman.
Or are you normal?
if i had the motivation to....
Does anyone else imagine zeus being his usual creepy self to Odysseus specifically in Thunder Bringer. Like he grabs and plays with the poor man just to taunt and tease him like he would any mortal woman.
Or are you normal?
I made some sketches today, I wanted to get the feel of drawing the characters in my style :D
I'd like to think that as Percy grows older, he starts resembling Poseidon way more than anyone expects.
And not today, modern, chill fisherman Poseidon, we're talking ancient Greek God Poseidon. This also includes some...unique features.
Sharp teeth, sometimes when he gets agitated and frustrated his irises become sharper and thinner. His hair gets pretty dang long, going to the middle of his back; kinda symbolic of the ocean with waves and curls. (Which Annabeth loves braiding or playing with. Percy does not cut his hair.)
One time he's on a quest for 3 months and is not in any position to shave, so he is rocking a beard while visiting Olympus to give back whatever item the gods need at the time.
Suffice it to say that Apollo has a heart attack, Zeus nearly faints on the spot, Hermes is sitting in a corner holding up a cross and reciting the entirety of the Bible, Athena has Athens flashbacks and Ares re-evaluates his entire life in two consecutive minutes.
Poseidon is incredibly proud.
I also have a headcanon that the more a demigod takes after their godly parent, the more it pleases said godly parent.
It's like a claim on the kid, in a way to tell the other gods that "this is my kid, mine. Look at him and all the ways he resembles me."
So Poseidon is watching Zeus have a midlife crisis while he's giggling and kicking his feet. He tells Percy to definitely keep the beard.
The lack of Neptune material is an absolute travesty.
You're telling me, the Roman version of Poseidon, does not even get an appearance???
I shall now take upon myself to remedy this.
So
Neptune headcanons:
He's not as volatile as Poseidon. he doesn't get angry or insulted as easily either, but this does not mean he will not respond to you blatantly insulting him. There will be consequences to it.
He is arguably more possessive than Poseidon, especially when it comes to his offspring. He's incredibly controlling of his children's lives, often to a damaging degree. If the phrase "helicopter parent" had a personification, it would be this dude.
He does not give a fuck whether a child is his or from his counterpart. You are his no matter what you say, no, you are not escaping from him either.
To add to the last point, this man was seething when he found out Percy was at camp Jupiter, for the sheer factor of not being able to claim him. He went absolutely batshit crazy on Hera after that. He spent 80 YEARS not having a child, and the second he found out that he does it was ripped away from him.
He doesn't really use a human form. He just can't be bothered with it, why would he? He's just gonna appear to people as a humanoid blob of water and temporarily sends them to the underworld. He unironically throws water on his kids as a form of affection.
Percy both loves him and is scared of him. Neptune is completely unaware of this and just keeps grinning at Percy with his monstrous-looking ass teeth. Percy spends five days asking Poseidon if he has them too after that. (He does, not that he tells Percy, but he does.)
Neptune actually has a decent relationship with his brother, Jupiter. Jupiter regularly visits his brother and they gossip about their Greek sides.
Do tell me if you want another one of these for other gods in the asks! :)
Reposting for all of my friends to see/lh
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so who got pregnant, ody, zeus or poseidon or all of them? (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)
Probably Ody >:D
liz rant !
as a fan of the books as well as the tv show ima js go out a say some of the book fans are too damn picky. rick has had over 10 years to think and redo things to make the series how he wants it to be. if i wrote books almost 20 years ago and had a choice to make a tv show, i would change shit too. if y’all want a carbon copy of the books, then read the damn books and stop hating on the cast.
ok that’s it thanks guys. ☺️
For Halloween the gods and goddesses all dressed up as their children (Artemis dressed as Thalia and Hera as her favorite hero) . Zeus even got a blonde wig to match Jason's hair color , and Athena attempted to make a Camp Half Blood bead necklace to match Annabeth's. Nobody told Poseidon and he showed up dressed as Nemo.
