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Average 3 am rooftop convos

Hawks: I think a sign of losing touch with reality is referring to yourself in third person before making any conscious decision to decide if that decision is gonna “in character” or not

Hawks: anyway, chicken nuggets are way better than tenders amirite

Dabi: wait birdie wtf-

3 am rooftop convos cont.

Touya: Tell me something interesting

Hawks: It’s illegal in France to name your pig after a head of state

Touya: …

Touya: About you, dipshit

Hawks: Hey hey what’s your name

Dabi: Colonel Sanders

Hawks: Idk whether to be disappointed in you not trusting me or impressed that you know the founder of KFC off the top of your head

Hawks: Either way, you are a deeply mistrusting person

Hawks: And I respect that

*4 am rooftop convos*

Keigo: do you ever think about, just, dropping everything to run away and maybe get, like, I don’t know, a shelving job to live out the rest of your life?

Touya: …

Keigo: …. Right.

Keigo: Does Heroing count as exercising regularly?

Touya: Wtf are you talking about

Keigo: It says here that exercising regularly is the first step to physical self-care

Touya: What.

Touya: Wait is that a self-help page? On wikihow???

Keigo: Uhhhh “New year; new me”?

Touya: Yeah well, maybe start with Not Being Awake at 4 in the fUCking morning