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the damn crew calling freelancer, “freelancer” always made me slightly confused cuz that’s just an empowered race, but now i imagine they give all of them nicknames based on their powers

huxley: earthworm

damien: firefly

lasko: tornado (or possibly fanboy)

dear: waterworks (sometimes tsunami if they’re arriving with lasko)

gavin: satan’s little helper

how to b an autistic wasian twink, quickest route, no freeways

While on this break I redrew my Dear.. so

I may delete this I may not. Whooooo knows.

Taglist: (i contemplated doing this)

@achios

@ashertickler

@astrodude-87

@aurorialwolf

@dukecollinsbf

@idontdomathlol

@indigo-greer-collins

@infinitelovewiithoutfulfilmentt

@moronkyne

@pandoraroid

@plaqying

@porters-fangs

@professionallyyappinabtangst

@puffin-smoke

@sereh624

@skunkox

@starlogician

@sunsickcrab

@themeridian

@tunacatfishes

@vind3miat0r

@www-dot-why-are-you-here-dot-com

@zimix-whispers

I drew it on my notebook...fucked up coworker...

So I drew it again.

Lasko looks high af

I simply did not give a shit and made the headcanons anyway

Here have drawing about them. The actual writing will be up later

I think both Coworker and Lasko would be fallen angels

Did the thing, people may disagree and thats cool

CW?: Lasko's mom being a bitch and a homophobe

Hazbin(ish) redacted headcanons and stories if I can come up with one!

(This will be based off of Hazbin no overly canon to Hazbin if that makes sense)

(Lasko edition)

Lasko I think would be a fallen angel, same with Huxley and Coworker.

His mom a rather important angel but she's still a bitch.

When Lasko was little his mom didn't let him talk to other angels his age (he was born an angel)

He ended up arguing with her a lot and she got pissed of and straight up framed him for commiting a crime and since she's a seraphim she convinced them to ground him of sorts.

The first warning is that they send you down to earth to do good deeds so you can be admitted back into heaven.

He met Damien and as one of his good deeds he has to do he helped Damien graduate flawlessly.

He also met Hux who also got yeeted down to earth by Lasko's mom because "you are telling the kids to grid up the fucking floor"

Lasko was admitted back into heaven after 5 years.

He then met Coworker at a little meeting with the other seraphims, they both claim it was love at first sight but of course Lasko was too shy to say anything.

Coworker and him talked more over the course of a couple more meetings and became friends.

Soon tho, Coworker couldn't take it anymore and pulled him aside to tell him that they liked him, to some of the angels this was a sin (they are queer omg drink holy water is what they probably thought)

They then told him "btw I'm nonbinary" and Lasko was very supportive, he had seen how that worked when he was down on earth and didn't see why there was a problem.

Then again they keep their relationship a secret to avoid conflict.

Lasko's mom being Lasko's mom found out and arraigned a meeting to judge them for being a couple.

Lasko fought for both of them and standing in front of Coworker.

No one has seen him this angry before.

Eventually they agreed to banish him to hell seemingly he hadn't learnd his lesson and had to be permanently casted out of heaven.

He however request that Coworker got their change to redeem themself by going to earth first.

The angel agreed and he was then tosses down into the recked city bellow.

Coworker's last words to him were that they were breaking up.

So in shambles Lasko fell down into the hellish pit almost catching fire.

He fell into a large puddle of oily water, not to far from there a certain incubus saw the meteor shaped thing fall.

As Lasko struggled to get out of the water he was greeted by a low chuckle belonging to the incubus that was curious enough to go find him.

The incubus helped him up and introduced himself as "Gavin" and took Lasko into the convince store he had been chilling at.

Lasko ended up befriending Gavin as a means of thank you.

HC:

His halo is a spiral but when he fell it warped and now looks like spring

The clouds around his head turned grey after he fell

He felt bad for not being surprised when he found out Huxley ended up I hell too

He is fucking tiny compared to everyone else

When Coworker ended up fall too years later he rushed to greet them and the first person he showed them to was Gavin

His wing were fluffy and had rounded feathers, but everytime he killed in hell his wings got sharper.

It also happened when he stood up for Coworker against his mom

He can't fly very high anymore

The more time he spent down there the more bloodthirsty he became.

He once pretended to be an exorcist to protect his friends from an extermination

His head gets covered in clouds when anxious slowly clouding his vision

Same thing happens when his too excited

I don't know if I'll make more of these

Lasko's partner calls him "bunny" and it makes him very flustered

Just found an old yandere Co-worker x Lasko WIP in which Co-worker kinda just kills Kody

lasko audios I'd like to see!! :) 🌬

(I love these two so much)

- swimming with coworker and getting to see them show off a little magic (maybe a little more than just magic eheheheh)

- another dnd audio!! I don't personally rock with it, but I want to hear him yap about his hobbies!!!

- SLEEP AID SLEEP AID SLEEP AID. I have insomnia.

- a lil picnic date! imagine lasko kissing frosting or something off coworker's face 😵‍💫

- an audio that contains some coworker lore! I want to know why they came to dahlia!

- a "waking up next to" audio. it would fix me.

- just a cuddling audio 😭

- a lunch break date? I want to know more about coworker's job!!

- solstice comfort audio. I want to see lasko tender and caring! (ALSO A COWORKER LORE OPPORTUNITY??)

- anything reverse comfort. maybe he's upset over something regarding his blood family? maybe just a work thing? so many possibilities!

- confirmation on if this twink wears glasses or not. it's important.

- maybe a "helping out your boyfriend with chores" type video? some domestic fluff would be awesome!

- scary movie night :)

I think I finally found biblically accurate Lasko and Dear

It’s so them I’m going to start screeching