Redacted Christian - Tumblr Posts
better have been 3 michelin stars and changed your whole life, cuz wtf
i have a message for imp!christian
that better have been the best pussy you’ve ever had
Very creative idea I just had:
"Guess which Redacted character/listener this questionable quote out of my W.I.P. folder is from" (title is an obvious W.I.P. as well, as you can no doubt tell)
No.1: "Well, in comparison, I’m probably a lot more lonely than you because I live alone and whatever, but, you know, in a sense of words and fancy shit and not in a sense of logical comparison, we’re basically in the same boat."
No.2: "I didn’t say I won’t do it. We’ve been preparing this since last week. I’m not about to get cold feet last minute, [CHARACTER_NAME]." (...) "But promise me you’ll sanitize the needle properly? I’m not about to get some weird infection just because you were being a slob."
No.3: "This doesn’t feel like a safe idea."
No.4: "(...) Mister Echo might follow in your nonexistent footsteps and start talking to us from the void again, but apart from that, the schedule for today is empty."
No.5: "But bothering you just happens to be higher on my list of priorities."
You can find the correct answers under the cut!
Here are the right answers:
No.1: Darlin'
No.2: Christian
No.3: Sam
No.4: Hudson
No.5: Asher
Congraties if you guessed any of these correctly, here's your gold star: ☆
Angel would go up to Christian and ask “English or Spanish?” 💀
I feel like people don’t talk about Imperium!Sweetheart enough. I mean- yeah we don’t get an appearance from them, but Milo mentions them twice at least. So I’ve got a pretty good idea as to what to expect from our beloved stealth investigator within the imperium universe. (My brain making something out of nothing again- below the cut)
Sweetheart is absolutely ruthless, they don’t care what they have to do to get the job done- as long as they get the job done. But they’d rather die than ever lay a finger on Milo.
They empathize with Asher, but are reluctant to back his methods. They’re quick to stand up for Milo, and have threatened Christian’s life a few times over. Speaking of Christian- he’s terrified of them. Which is why he was quick to lie to Asher about who caught Babe first. Whenever he’s paired on missions with them, the pack can see him physically tense- and Sweetheart loves it.
They love making people afraid, seeing the fear mix in their eyes every time they uncloak sends a shiver of pride down their spine. Sweetheart can be pretty sadistic at times, and Milo’s so in love with them for it. Sweetheart feeds off of fear, Christian calls them a demon for it. But they can’t help but want to give them a reason to avoid them.
You’ll never find one without the other- Milo and Sweetheart have been attached at the hip pretty much since they met. These two would do anything to protect one another. “Their one piece of normality within the chaos, their light in the dark.”
Milo can be pretty tough and cocky on the outside, especially with the pack. He takes his position as Beta very seriously. But when he’s alone with his mate, he’s home, he’s safe. He can relax and let the facade down.
There have been instances where Milo returned from a job, and upon seeing Sweetheart; he sighed heavily into their arms. Eyes closed, accepting every comforting phrase, every praise, every gentle kiss of reassurance. These moments are when Sweetheart doesn’t have to be so alert anymore, they can just hold onto Milo and finally feel stable again.
I don’t know what it is about: badass aggressive couple on the outside with everyone else, but sweet, loving, and relaxed when they’re alone together- that gets me so so soft.
What if Christian and Sweetheart were secretly best friends? Like yes- he’s cocky for pretty much no reason, and he has the need to be extra competitive with Milo and Asher. But he has actual respect for Sweetheart, so he sort of finds himself gravitating towards them. (Nothing romantic- he’s just curious hush)
It started with overhearing Milo gloat to the other pack members about his “mate who’s a stealth investigator for The Department”, he just had to see for himself.
The difference between these two is- Sweetheart has a good reason to be cocky, they’re so fucking good at what they do. But they just- aren’t. And it makes him a little uneasy for a while. But once he starts up an actual conversation with them- he only has more questions.
Alright these two would be so badass together don’t act like they wouldn’t. And I have literally no idea why, but these two give me Jim and Dwight from The Office- vibes. Like- they mess with each other all the time, and are super competitive in their out-of-nowhere-rivalry. But under all of that is a deep understanding and respect for one another.
They have so much platonic chemistry- and it’s so confusing to the two of them. Sweetheart mostly resented Christian because of how much he teased Milo (and you know damn well sweetheart wasn’t having any of that bullshit.) But besides their need to always one-up each other, they actually got along.
They’re absolutely each other’s wingman don’t even ask (sweetheart helped him with date ideas for him and Amanda when they were still together, as well as comforted them when they split)
These two have matching red heart-shaped-sunglasses that they wear on the beach trip (which is also when Milo finds out they are best friends)
GOSSIPING TOGETHER (sipping margaritas or hot tea/coffee and talking over pack and work matters)
This literally puts Milo into cardiac arrest holy shit
Aggro hates Christian and Sweetheart thinks it’s the funniest shit ever
Calling each other “bitch” all the time
Three words: dance dance revolution matches, or just dance whatever’s your cup of tea
Watching Hell’s Kitchen together and making fun of everything (also watching romantic comedies and laughing at everything and everyone.)
Fueled by each other’s suffering
But also Sweetheart tackled Christian in a hug after Inversion (hiding tears in his jacket) yeah the aren’t kidding anyone, these two care about each other
Christian loudly gags or rolls his eyes whenever he catches Sweetheart and a Milo kissing or being touchy with each other (and just being sweet in general he hates it so much)