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my internet is slow
this was the only gif I could find
to catch a bus you have to think like a bus
Historical footage of the last T-Rex serving his country in WWl.
me: [skateboards up to you]
me: hi. i can't actually skateboard in real life, but on an internet post, the only limitation is my imagination
me: [keeps skateboarding away, my body starting to transform into a hot pink fighter jet]
Crazy Photographers Who Will Do ANYTHING For The Perfect Shot
YOU SPOIL THOR AND I WILL FIND YOU AND END YOU
@heckmate DID YOU SEND THEM THIS KIWI
MYSTERY STORY TIME
So there was a single, solitary kiwi on our counter in the kitchen.
And I decided to make fun of my roommate for it, because who buys one, single, solitary kiwi? So I asked her that.
Roommate: I didn’t buy a kiwi.
Me: This isn’t your kiwi?
Roommate: No?
Me: But this isn’t my kiwi.
Roommate: That kiwi was there when I got home.
Me: I don’t even eat kiwi!
As you can see, it’s a real kiwi. Here it is, on my counter, giving away nothing.
But I was still confused as to where it came from. Did one of us accidentally buy a kiwi at the store?
So I looked up the Kiwiny company to figure out which stores it’s sold at, to see which one of us might have bought it, since we tend to use different grocery stores.
Kiwiny doesn’t have American retailers.
There is literally no reason for this kiwi to be in my kitchen.
guys I found my senior quote
when life gives you gators make gatorade
trail mix do you mean m&ms with obstacles