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I've never wanted to fight someone so badly until I finished book 1 😤
TWST Incorrect quotes#355 Call 911-
Riddle tells the Yuu's a ‘fun’ story about his childhood
Riddle: I feel like you're judging me...
Yuuya*stressed and hugging grim*...
Yuuken: I am not judging you…
Yuuka: I am HEAVILY judging your mother
Yuu*Is already calling child services and the police*She make Crowley look like fuckin' parent of the year-
TWST Incorrect quotes#205 Dragon Tamer
How Malleus & You SHOULD have met(I just saw 1st Shrek movie)
Yuu: Oh! Aah! Aah! *Gasping as their back is against the wall with a giant dragon glaring at you*
Mal*Growls as eyes glow in the dark*
Yuu: No! Oh, no, No! *Screams, legs shacking as you look at the dragon*Oh, what large teeth you have!!!
Mal*Crowls ready to set you on fire*
Yuu: I-I mean white, sparkling teeth! I know you probably hear this all time from your food! but you must bleach, 'cause that is one dazzling smile you got there!~*Finger guns the dragon with a wink*
Mal:....???*Tilts head and eyes widen at your compliments, closing his mouth*!!!
Yuu: Do I detect a hint of minty freshness?~ And you know what else? Y-You're-*Winces as the dragon starts to shine by default you cover your eyes*
Mal*Transformed back to his humanoid form as he leans closer with reddened cheeks and a grin*!~
Yuu: You're a boy dragon! Oh, sure! I mean, of course, you're a boy dragon. You're just reeking of alluring masculinity!- What's the matter with you? You got something in your eye?*Blinks with a confused tilt at Malleus who flutters his eyelashes at you*
Mal*with his breath he makes a heart made of smoke and Kabedon you further into the wall*💚💚~~~
Yuu: Ohh... Oh... Oh.-Man...*Looks around and waves hand a bit to clear smoke* I'd really love to stay, but you know, I'm, uh - *Coughs poorly* -I'm an asthmatic!
Mal*Sadden with a worried look, Purring lowly*?~
Yuu:-and I don't know if it'd work out if you're gonna blow smoke rings~ CROWLEY! *Gasps as Malleus picked you up in his arms, Whimpering as he soon takes flight in the air* -No! CROWLEY! GRIM! GHOSTS?!-
This Quote is inspired by @ravenrose00!
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