TWST Incorrect Quotes#205 Dragon Tamer

TWST Incorrect quotes#205 Dragon Tamer

How Malleus & You SHOULD have met(I just saw 1st Shrek movie)

Yuu: Oh! Aah! Aah! *Gasping as their back is against the wall with a giant dragon glaring at you*

Mal*Growls as eyes glow in the dark*

Yuu: No! Oh, no, No! *Screams, legs shacking as you look at the dragon*Oh, what large teeth you have!!!

Mal*Crowls ready to set you on fire*

Yuu: I-I mean white, sparkling teeth! I know you probably hear this all time from your food! but you must bleach, 'cause that is one dazzling smile you got there!~*Finger guns the dragon with a wink*

Mal:....???*Tilts head and eyes widen at your compliments, closing his mouth*!!!

Yuu: Do I detect a hint of minty freshness?~ And you know what else? Y-You're-*Winces as the dragon starts to shine by default you cover your eyes*

Mal*Transformed back to his humanoid form as he leans closer with reddened cheeks and a grin*!~

Yuu: You're a boy dragon! Oh, sure! I mean, of course, you're a boy dragon. You're just reeking of alluring masculinity!- What's the matter with you? You got something in your eye?*Blinks with a confused tilt at Malleus who flutters his eyelashes at you*

Mal*with his breath he makes a heart made of smoke and Kabedon you further into the wall*💚💚~~~

Yuu: Ohh... Oh... Oh.-Man...*Looks around and waves hand a bit to clear smoke* I'd really love to stay, but you know, I'm, uh - *Coughs poorly* -I'm an asthmatic!

Mal*Sadden with a worried look, Purring lowly*?~

Yuu:-and I don't know if it'd work out if you're gonna blow smoke rings~ CROWLEY! *Gasps as Malleus picked you up in his arms, Whimpering as he soon takes flight in the air* -No! CROWLEY! GRIM! GHOSTS?!-

This Quote is inspired by @ravenrose00!

Who wants more Shrek quotes?

Someone tell Lilia he doesn't need glasses

In which a big scary dragon invades (Y/n)'s pillow cave, claiming the nest itself and the girl as his territory.

(Y/n) doesn't mind though, as long as that big scary dragon is Malleus Draconia.

Request by @amypop122.

"—and, that should do the trick!"

Adding your favourite pillow to the top of your cosy little fortress, you clapped your hands together in delight at how much your effort had paid off. Now, it was time to crawl inside, and sleep a little bit after a long day of school. Letting out an exhausted sigh when you let yourself crash onto the pillows inside of your little cave, you sprawled your limbs around. Luckily for you, Silver had showed a few tricks here and there to keep the walls sturdy and indestructible.

Just as you cuddled into the pillow, eyes closed in contentedness, you heard a little crunch coming from the entrance of your cave. Forcing one eye open, you indeed found a familiar face looking inside the pillow fortress in awe. Bright green eyes illuminated the darkness that clouded the interior of your cave. A little scream escaped your lips, and you jolted upright.

"Stop sneaking up on me like that, Malleus!" you breathed out once you had calmed your erratically beating heart. He didn't react to any of your complaints and words, but instead retreated back outside. It seemed like he was pacing around, inspecting your work with keen eyes. "Malleus?" You crawled out, too, your head poking out from the entrance in curiosity.

Poking a soft pillow that was intended to be the roof with his index finger, he shook his head. "The walls aren't good for protection in case thieves come to steal your treasures..." he murmured to himself whilst continuing to circle the cave, his gloved fingers stroking his chin.

Furrowing your eyebrows, you rose to your feet. "What thieves are you talking about—" you asked, finding it amusing how he seemed so serious about your cave. After a little bit of watching him pace around, you noticed the way his pupils were more slitted — dragon-like — than usual. Once you realised what was going on, you couldn't help but start laughing loudly. "Is this..." You found it hard to speak while laughing so wildly. "Is this some sort of dragon thing? Caves— and treasures?"

Your laughter seemed to have snapped Malleus out of his trance. Sheepishly looking up at you, he admitted, "Oh— sometimes I just get carried away when seeing caves — just like with gargoyles... it's like a dragon's instinct?" Much to his surprise, you started squealing. Tilting his head to the side, he shot you a confused look. Were all humans this excitable? Or was it just his human.

"That's adorable!" Giggling, you got onto your toes ro ruffle his hair, which evoked a raised eyebrows from him. Your gesture was quite questionable with your short height, but he appreciated it nonetheless. Shooting him a toothy smile, you cooed, "So, what does Mr. Big Scary Dragon have to say about my pillow cave?"

Shrugging, he made his way over to the entrance. "Well... I haven't really seen the inside yet," he murmured as he crawled inside, the entrance almost too small for his body to fit through. But he somehow managed to eventually reach the main body of the cave, where more blankets and pillows formed the ground. "Huh... this cave is a peculiar one— so soft... it needs some rearranging though..."

Without waiting for your permission, he started rearranging some of the blankets and pillows, so that they were evenly strewn out. Crawling into the entrance as well, you watched him work like a professional. You furrowed your eyebrows whilst letting out a little huff that went unnoticed by the concentrated male.

"Is this some sort of invasion?" you asked as you sat down, crossing your arms playfully. "Is the big scary dragon gonna steal my cave?"

"Only if you don't behave~" Malleus shot you a little wink that caused your anger to turn into adoration. You simply couldn't be angry at your precious dragon. Silently cursing him in your mind, you waited for him to finish rearranging the cushions to his liking; well, he probably had better knowledge of placing pillows into their right places to maximise comfort, anyway. Once he was finished, he let out an exhausted sigh. "Besides, mates share their caves— so it's our cave now..."

You almost fell over from shock as you numbly sputtered, "M-Mates?"

Malleus let out a satisfied hum, not noticing the distressed and panicked expression on your face. Starting to sweat, you swore it somehow had grown incredibly stuffy and hot in here. You watched him with wide eyes as he somehow turned around in circles in the same spot multiple times before laying down. His behaviour somehow reminded you of a cat looking for the perfect resting space, and you couldn't help but laugh.

"Oh yes, this is the life..." Malleus let out a contented sigh as he snuggled deeper into the many pillows, the stress from today fading away into nothingness.

Clicking your tongue, you realised that you hadn't intended to build the cave for two people — especially not an additional big dragon fae. The fact that he actually was able to even crawl inside left you in awe. But now, you found yourself bubbling away in annoyance when he continued to sleep and occupy the whole area, all while ignoring you. "Great, so this is your territory now...? You almost take up all the space—" Your hand reached out to poke his cheek, but you came to regret it immediately.

A little yelp escaped your lips as Malleus lazily yet somehow quickly extended his hand to stop you by grabbing your wrist with an iron grip. Trying to tug your wrist out of his hold resulted in him suddenly pulling. You toppled over right into his arms, your back now pressed flush against his chest. "Now... be quiet..." he whispered into your ear as he removed his hand from your wrist, and moved it to circle it around your waist. "Your mate needs some sleep..."

"Mate—" Again, the word that made your brain stop functioning appeared. Cheeks burning brightly, you started to squirm a little bit in embarrassment — especially with the way his hot breath always fanned over your ear.

"Hush, my little treasure..." he mumbled softly, nuzzling his nose into your hair. Eventually, you were calm enough to close your eyes and try to fall asleep, too.

Letting out a little sigh, you placed your hand over his other one that lay not too far away from your body. "I could get used to this..." A big smile etched onto your lips, you soon found yourself drifting off into dreamland.

Hours passed as Malleus and you were caught in deep slumber. When the sun had long disappeared behind the horizon, the door to your room was opened, and a gap of light streamed in. "Malleus? It's time to return from visiting (Y/n)—" Lilia began, but shut up immediately once he realised how everything was dark and silent, only soft breathing coming from the strange fortress made out of pillows. Curious, Lilia opened the door a little bit more, so he could step inside and investigate. Sebek and Silver peeked inside, curious as well.

Sticking his head into the cave's entrance, Lilia started to squeal at the sight in front of him: Malleus and you cuddling like a pair of freshly mated dragons in your own little cave.

As he returned to the two retainers, there were tears running down his cheeks. "Sebek! Silver! T-They have their own cave now—" Lilia managed to stutter out as he wiped his eyes with his overly large sleeves. Sebek and Silver seemed stunned, and the former looked like he was on the verge of passing out.

"So..." Silver trailed off after being the first to recover from the shock, "who's gonna look after their kids?"

"Me! Me!" Lilia yelled after he had shooed them out of the room, a big grin on his face. "I'm going to be a grandpa! Let me get my cane and my reading glasses real quick!"

Jade looks so fucking squishy

So does ruggie

And I'm just in love rn

Ghost wedding~ Alternative outfits k-imagination

More discount destock edit!!!!! Wouhou lol

Description edit lol:

Except for Ortho, Sam and Divus as being potential extra canon in the ghost wedding's story.

Everyone is just a wild imagination of mine with the help of @twiwoncrackpopcorn ~

Because.... Yay because xD that's the best argument !!

Oh my, some are wearing real outfits from "Balanciaga, Dior, YSL, Versace" yep !

At least big inspiration.

But yay just imagine that when Crewel's not here, K the rabbit is taxing Crowley's money against outfits.... Yes.... That's my job..... Robbing every madols from Crowley lol.

_Credit_

Asset game extract from @alchemivich and twst game

“Twisted Wonderland” concept belongs to Yana Toboso

Tsum Tsum event is over but didn't meat I loved how cute they are

And all I could think of what will Jack, Epel, Riddle, Leona, Malleus and Trey, seeing that recognisable neutral red lipstick color of Crewle daughter on the tsum faces and what's more they found her weakness of cute things as she keeps on kissing the tsums

Tsum Tsum for Kisses Crewel Daughter | Yandere Twisted Wonderland

Jack Howl

“Ah so you got to feel the sweet softness of her lips…did it feel nice?”

He doesn’t mind his tsum tsum

He’s not particularly one for cute things

But if you are than he can take it

The only way he can cope is thinking of it as an extension of himself 

“So if she kissed you perhaps she finds me…cute?”

Epel Felmier

“Oh come on! You little-!”

“Epel! Don’t shake him like that!”

Unlike Jack who doesn’t automatically associate himself with cute he can’t delude himself

In fact he’s livid that this thing and all its purposeful cuteness got a smooch before he did

How dare it!?

If anyone was on your list for the most cute(underneathyourdogs) it was him

He’s happy you like cute things 

But not if he’s not your definition of cute

Otherwise he’s jamming that little bug into a blender

“There can only be one mini-me! And I won’t sit here and let you take all of their love for yourself.”

Riddle Rosehearts

 “Ergh!! Off with your head!” 

His initial reaction is out of pure jealousy 

But eventually he calms or his own tsum’s own fiery reaction has him realizing

Then he rationalizes 

He didn’t realize you liked cute things

Well its noted now

He’s going to refrain from beheading his little guest

If only because it seems to have his interests at heart

“Fine, I’ll give you a chance but don’t think this means anything.”

Leona Kingscholar

“You sleep in my bed and try to get on their good side? You’re practically begging me to kill you.”

If he could get his hands on his own Tsum he’d squeeze him to death (okay Floyd)

But his tsum is slippery and proudly parading the mark 

as Leona struggles to swipe at him 

He’s not cute and he’s insulted this copycat makes you think that

“You’re not allowed to get their attention like this!”

Malleus Draconia

“That’s…really good for you….”

The storm brews menacingly

He thinks of it as a creature lesser than him

Think about it would you get angry if an angel kissed a baby

Yes No.

the correct answer is no

Which is why Malleus refuses to look at his tsum but congratulates him still

“Good…for…you, little one.”

Trey Clover

“Awww well isn’t that cute?”

He doesn’t see it as him

He sees them as like a little sibling 

Or maybe as his own little one

Hislittleonewithyou

He thinks its lovely that you find his tsum cute

“Well good to know you like glasses and green hair.”

OMG with your caption of "milkshakes at monstros lounge is about to taste 10x better with Jades secret ingredient" made me have a brain rot.

IMAGEN FXCKING FLOYD DRINK IT AND NOW WANTS IT STRAIGHT FROM THE SOURCE 😭 in that fic you said that we were first passed to Floyd but he was too bothered so we got handed to Jade. So imagen he somehow find out and now wants us in the same position that we are with Jade but with HIM.

Or Azul is also a degenerate so taking a book from Jade we go back to working for him tasting his potions that for some reason also made us lactate..

OR SOME OF OUR FRIENDS SEE/HEAR WHAT GOING ON OR MAYBE WE TELL THEM AND THEY TRY TO "help" US BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH WE WHERE ALREADY MILKED IT STARTED TO FILL UP MORE TO AN UNCOMFORTABLE LEVEL AND THEM BEING OUR BFF AND "totally not weird or have feelings for us" CONVINCE US TO LET THEM HIM. While it's either but them sucking or playing with our nipples with a bowl under to not make a mess 🤞☺️💕

OH AND IMAGEN THEY FIGURE OUT THAT THE REASON THE MILKSHAKES TASTE BETTER IS BECAUSE OF THIS AND OUR BFF STARTS USING THE MILK THEY GOT OUR FOR US FOR THEMSELVES 🤭 now they self proclaimed themself our lil helpers (or milker).

Now we can also have multiple BFF and they all help us at the same time too to get all that fullness out of us 🥰

-Yours truly, the annon that you awakened their lactation kink onces again 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

YES YES AAAAAAA OTL

(cw: yandere, brief nsfw mentions, unhealthy behaviors/relationship, lactation, female reader, brief mentions of pregnancy)

Floyd and Azul are so incredibly fake. T-T they only want you when you start producing milk. Most fake fans ever, switching up like that… Floyd complains about how lucky Jade is, and Jade has to tell him that it was Floyd who wanted nothing to do with you in the beginning. He’s merely looking after you as you’re now his contractual obligation, though he would be lying if he said he wasn’t attached to you. He’s become rather enthralled. Jade has written the potion recipe down, even perfected it after some more trial and error (which you were more than happy to assist with) and so now he has a potion that’ll have you lactating for at most a full day. <3

Floyd’s too impatient to fill bottles and jars up, so he’ll just pull your shirt open and tug your bra up and take it straight from the source with his greedy mouth. I like to think Jade watches the both of you so fondly, so happy that his favorite people are getting along well even if you’re squirming and telling Floyd to be more gentle, to slow down, to put his teeth away.

Azul goes absolutely insane when he learns of that potion. You can’t tell me he also wouldn’t have the biggest lactation kink ever. It ties in nicely with the breeding kink. Jade has him sample some dishes made from your milk, along with a glass of your milk, and he’s easily able to tell there are notable differences. He asks if this is goat’s milk rather than cow’s and Jade smiles deceptively and says he’ll show Azul who to thank for the delicious ingredients. He brings Azul to you, where you’re currently trying to deal with your swollen, leaky tits while Floyd is doing everything he can to try to steal at least one sip. If only you could see the dollar signs in his eyes… Oh, you’re so marketable! He could definitely capitalize on this.

Now that Azul knows of this, it’s over for you. But before he decides to sell your milk or use it for Mostro Lounge dishes, he wants to touch and squeeze and fondle you. I imagine he just stares at you for the longest time because his brain is short-circuiting trying to remind himself that you aren’t pregnant; this is just the result of magic. You aren’t pregnant or filled with eggs, but you could be. You’re not pregnant. He’s never fucked you before. But what if… Azul milks you once and out of sheer instinct he places his hand over your belly and mumbles something about how he can’t wait to be a father. (pathetic tako delusions…)

Imagine they give you the potion so often that you start to lactate on your own, if only a little. Magic definitely has more of an effect on your body because you can’t use it or sense it like mages can, so it’s definitely possible it might do something to you internally. Imagine being with Ace and Deuce and you leak through your shirt and you’re so embarrassed trying to explain what’s happening and Ace is poking fun as usual, while Deuce is in shock like, “Milk comes from women?!?!?!?! The store-bought milk I drink,,,,,, came from a woman????” Deuce already had a lot of respect for you, but now he is a million times more respectful because it can’t be easy filling all those milk bottles. (Deuce, never change. You are a sweetheart.)

Ace will want to sample directly from you. He teases you a lot, squeezing your breasts just to watch the wet patches on your shirt become larger and more noticeable. Deuce thinks that the two of them should bring you to someone who can help. Ace supposes that’s fine, but before that he needs a taste. Be a good best friend and let him taste you. There’s nothing weird about it. Best friends help each other out all the time. Ace and Deuce bring you to Trey because he’s responsible and oh-so-wise, and Trey also has this moment where he just stares at you, mouth slightly agape, before he has to clear his throat and quickly act normal and relaxed and calm and level-headed. Did I mention how relaxed he is? You cannot lactate around Trey. He will want to use your milk in the sweets he bakes (Riddle’s strawberry tarts are about to be so delicious), but he’ll also want you against the counter while he fucks you against it, pretending the both of you are married and he’s knocked you up and you’re lactating in preparation of the baby. He’s so not normal about this; he’s so down bad.

The brain cell duo bring you to Housewarden Riddle and he is overcome with so many emotions. Riddle is so flustered and he snaps at Ace and Deuce to cover you while he figures out what to do next. But you know Che’nya’s probably lurking around, and if you happen to be outside and a pair of invisible hands grope you and you’re suppressing moans while milk trails down your tits…… Riddle is fighting a losing battle here. He has never been so,,,, conflicted. So acutely aware of the female form. So immersed in how you sound when Che’nya’s teasing you. Riddle wants you and your milk so bad, but he has to be polite and respectful. He will help you and after the fact he will not think about it again. He will not lie awake at night, staring into the darkness and wondering how it might feel to drink directly from your breasts. For once the Octavinelle trio have done something good, even if this good thing is the byproduct of dubious behavior.

Ruggie learns of this and you know he’s going to want in. Let him have a taste, won’t you? He couldn’t get breakfast because he was running all around for Leona. He’s parched! Likewise, Leona probably hears of it from Ruggie or he catches the gossip from his dorm members and now he’s demanding Ruggie to bring you to him. Leona’s much more composed about the entire thing. He’ll tease you a little with a cocky smirk, asking if you like being in the spotlight like this, if you like his hands on you, if you like being milked and treated like a commodity by some (Octavinelle). Leona actually handles you very gently when he milks you. He respects women and their bodies, so he doesn’t want to hurt you or cause you any discomfort. Sometimes he thinks you’re pregnant (which could also be another reason why he’s oddly sweet to you), but he quickly reminds himself that that wouldn’t be possible because if you were pregnant it would be with his child and his child only. If you point out his behaviors, he’ll gruffly tell you you’re delusional and that he’s not doing this for your sake. It’s just his means of having access to a little snack when Ruggie’s taking forever to bring him his lunch.

Though Malleus can’t sense life within your belly, sometimes he’ll think you really are pregnant when he sees you lactating and he thinks of how pleasing it would be to raise little ones with you. He visits every night, not only to see you and spend time with you, but to help should you be kept awake desperately trying to milk yourself empty. Malleus is also gentle when handling you, his voice so soft and fond when he speaks to you, praising you and calling you all manners of endearments to show you that you should not be self-deprecating or disgusted with yourself. He thinks you are absolutely perfect; this is nothing to be ashamed of, nor does it make you unsightly in any way. He’s probably kissed you while his hands were cupping your breasts. There’s something so intimate in kissing while he’s touching such a special, sacred place. Every day the temptation to sweep you off your feet and away to Briar Valley consumes him. He could build such a happy family with you. Lilia certainly encourages it.

You, Grim and a baby octo-mer (Azul)

a/n: so originally I wasn't gonna write this but since my random thought dump gained some traction I've decided I need to get it out of my head already. G/n reader ofc, the tweels are little shits.

Honestly no one really knows what exactly went wrong, not even Crewel or Azul himself. But you shake your own thoughts and look down into the dark pot that was in your lap, well dark and the bright baby blue eyes staring at you from the inky black water inside.

"So... Let me get this straight.. Azul is now essentially a baby and.. Me and Grim have to take care of him until Crewel makes a reversible solution..?" You muttered, glancing at the headmage before looking back into the pot.

"Precisely." The headmage responded, smiling back at you and your cat like companion from across the table.

Rising from his seat he ushered the three of you out, thanking you in advance. Hearing the door shut behind you Grim started complaining as you headed back to ramshackle.

"Why do we have to take care of this guy!? Better get some good tuna after all this."

You rolled your eyes as Grim went on about his ranting, commenting here and there.

"Well I don't expect anyone on campus is exactly willing or even a good care taker.. Besides what's the worst that can happen?" Grim huffed as you pushed open the door to the creaky and forgotten dorm, greeting the ghosts. Leaving Azul in the pot as you and Grim settled for the night.

Apperantly, multiple things could go wrong. Like right now. You shot the twins standing infront of your door a disapproving frown. It's way to early to deal with this, you still need to feed Azul and Grim and you haven't even gotten dressed for school yet.

"Shrimpyyy~ It'll be quick!! We just wanna see our housewarden..!!" Floyd drawled, pushing against the doorway and leaning into the abandoned dorm.

"I already said no, you can wait until we at least have eaten." Pushing against the eel was a weak attempt to get him out of the doorway. You were groggy, hungry and frankly seeing Jade off too the side snickering at you and his brother agrue was annoying you.

Floyd gave you a lopsided grin before picking you up and giving you a constricting hug which you didn't appreciate. At all. You beat against him while you struggled to breath, watching him enter Ramshackle as Jade followed behind him. After the door closed Floyd put you down to which your knees buckled and you toppled over. Sitting on the floor you glared at the twins.

Azul's pot sat on the table which Jade proceeded to pick up and shake a little before he slowly turned towards you as Floyd grabbed onto it looking in as well.

"What..?" You uttered as he gave you an eerie smile.

"Shrimpyyy... Where are you hiding Azul??" Floyd whined sliding you the pot, letting the water spill as it collided with your foot.

Picking up the pot you look in to see it's empty. ...well fuck.

Scrambling to your feet you rushed upstairs as the two figures trailed you.

"I seriously don't know!! He WAS in there last time I looked!!"

Floyd's pout morphed into an alarmingly wide smile as he looked at you. Clearly about to say something before Jade pulled him back by the shoulder.

"We need to get going. We'll come back later, hopefully you find Azul by then, yeah?" Jade smiled down at you as he pulled his brother along with him, Floyd protested and whined about Jade not being fun.

Letting out a sigh of relief you then jumped feeling a small tendril wrap around your ankle, followed by a pair of small hands hugging your leg. Looking down you saw the octo-mer slowly emerging from under your bed, trying to hide behind your leg. Followed by an inky tear stained trail you noticed Grim following suit as he looked around the place.

"...are they gone?" Grim mumbled quietly.

"Yeah. Thankfully." You answered back, gently reaching down to pick up the mer. Letting him tuck himself into your neck, wrapping his tentacles around you fingers and upper arm you sighed and walked back down stairs to refill his pot.

a/n: part 2?? maybe?? also this isnt proof read ty if you read thisss