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The Thief of (My) Heart
(Zircon is @hostilemuppet 's oc)
“Do you hear voices? What are they saying? What are they telling you?!”
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Someone told my ex-dad (not a sex thing; he just disowned me) that I’m trans and now he’s threatening to come to work and make a scene, and I know I should be upset, but like. What’s he gonna say exactly? And to whom? Because imagining a haggard and likely shitfaced Pennsylvania construction worker barging through the grocery store like, “HEY!!! THAT BROAD-HIPPED 5'3” EFFEMINATE KID WITH THE CONSPICUOUSLY BIZARRE NAME WHO SPEAKS IN A CARTOONISHLY AFFECTED CARICATURE OF MASCULINITY AIN’T GOT NO DICK!!! YOU GONNA BUY SCRATCH OFF TICKETS FROM SOME KINDA DICKLESS ABOMINATION??“ is wild. What’s it going to accomplish? Or is he gonna call my manager? “HELLO, I’D LIKE TO REPORT A FRAUD IN YOUR DELI DEPARTMENT. THERE IS NOT SAUSAGE AS ADVERTISED.” What the fuck.
'Hit The Road Mitch!': Watch Schumer's Epic Power Move A song that came to my mind is NAS's one
"Heaven and Hell, rap legend, presence is felt And of course, S-T-A-C-E-Y are the letters that spell"
wearing a shirt under a jumper you dont take off is so weird man
i could be wearing a top that says 'i love pissing on my grandma' and no-one would know
the power i would have
just read about how chinstrap penguins can take 'micronaps' throughout the day--like four seconds--and they do this thousands of times per day
just read about how chinstrap penguins can take 'micronaps' throughout the day--like four seconds--and they do this thousands of times per day
my friend asked me to pretend to be her boyfriend because her parents are homophobic af but they ended up hating me so much that they were glad when she said she was gay task failed successfully
I had to redraw this okay? Or else eldritch gods would curse me.
Pube Boi™ belongs to me, while Whiskers is @nannygram‘s
So today I made cookies
And I brought them to my class (because I don't have a life and want people to like me) and my crush keeps telling me she loves me (cuz I brought her food duh) and I'm blushing like hell and feel all warm and happy but also low key dying inside because I don't think she would say that if she was gay so... There's that...
Life Moto:
"when life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them as hard as you can at the people making your life difficult"
And honestly I think I will cuz seriously what an absolute power move
Life Tip #54
power move: point in random directions while telling stories at a part that doesn’t make sense. watch your audience swivel around in confusion but then lower your hand and continue as if nothing happened.
ex. you: So I was walking my dog— (point at tree behind person)
person: (turns around, sees tree, no dog visible, turns back around) why did you—?
you: (lower hand) and you know, my dog’s a really wild boy, so i’ve been thinking about sending him to a doggy daycare or something, get some tips on how to make him stop peeing on the carpet.
“why donchu go cry about it with ur Square Enix Premium Brand KINGDOM HEARTS Tissue Box”
Have you ever noticed that in this scene she’s holding pacified Steve wrapped in her own cape?
Cannot overstate how much that spongebob scene that went
Somsone: "spongebob you look like a girl"
Spongebob: "am I a pretty girl?"
Like was such a legit game changer for me as a kid
I remember that family and grownups and other kids at school would tell me in a sort of mean-spirited way "you look/sound/act/dress/talk like a boy" and I'd just be like
"Am I a pretty boy?"
There were other unexpected things that came from that long-term I think but that'sprobably where it started being fun