POP Goes The Egg - Tumblr Posts

Two things.

1: I crack eggs on the edge of whatever I’m mixing the eggs in.

2: I have a funny story about cracking eggs. So I was laying on the couch, with my legs over the arm when my older brother comes over holding an egg. He starts eggsplaining how you can’t crack an egg by squeezing it and demonstrates.

Only. He doesn’t do it right. The egg POPS. All over the couch. All over my leg. And all over his face. I lost it. I could not stop laughing. It was glorious. The timing was amazing, and I will never forget it.

can u guys rb this n add how you crack your eggs in the tags? i thought cracking them in the sinks’s edge is universal until i saw my friend cracking an egg on the counter instead and it was so pervese and diabolical