Two Things.

Two things.

1: I crack eggs on the edge of whatever I’m mixing the eggs in.

2: I have a funny story about cracking eggs. So I was laying on the couch, with my legs over the arm when my older brother comes over holding an egg. He starts eggsplaining how you can’t crack an egg by squeezing it and demonstrates.

Only. He doesn’t do it right. The egg POPS. All over the couch. All over my leg. And all over his face. I lost it. I could not stop laughing. It was glorious. The timing was amazing, and I will never forget it.

can u guys rb this n add how you crack your eggs in the tags? i thought cracking them in the sinks’s edge is universal until i saw my friend cracking an egg on the counter instead and it was so pervese and diabolical

Is Eda (that’s her name, right?) just a female Howl from Howl’s Moving Castle?

Hot wizard who turns into freaky monster and has government problems picks up random person off the streets and lets them room with their unnatural pet-thing and a small child?

the owl lady

Just gonna reblog cause I am 100% gonna use this...at some point... maybe... hopefully

You would think that after following pukicho for a while, you’d get used to his Trickster God bullsh*t, but nope, he throws nothing but curveballs.

If you’re ever sad just sing! Sing!!! hahaha <33 sing sing sing <33 weee

It sounds like a Pokemon that doesn’t do what you tell it to.

Shitiot, use Ember!

Shitiot used a potion. The entire enemy team is completely healed.

Idiot gets boring. Call them a Shitiot

Scene Shot #2

As the village burned around them, the child asked the culprit “Who are you?”

The man replied, “Dead man walking.”