Polites Epic The Musical - Tumblr Posts
He pissed off Eurylocus so much 😂
epic the musical shitpostage
This ✨ destroy ✨ me
The Floor is Painted Red
WARNING BLOOD AND DEATH IN LAST PART
so this is my first real fic with any romance I have posted and it's Perimedes/Elpenor along with Polites. It's fluff in first part and angst in the second part anyway hope you guys enjoy!
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Elpenor drags Perimedes to the side and starts to whisper his eyes full of mischief and he can't help but admire how full of life he is.He could stare at him forever watching his animated gestures and bright smile. He can get lost in his warm and light filled eyes.
“Okay so i have a- hey Peri you listening to me?” Perimedes shakes himself out of his staring, his face a faint red blush.
“Ah sorry what were you saying?” He listens best he can even if he might be a tad distracted with Elpenor's lips- no, bad Perimedes stop thinking of him like that he is just a friend-
“I found some paint hidden away and I have a way to liven things up. We can have it set up over Polite's doorway and when he leaves it will fall on him! It will be hilarious!” Perimedes tries to half-heartedly protest but when has he ever been able to say no to Elpenor? He sighs and lets himself be dragged away to set up the prank.
“There it's perfect! All we have to do is wait.” Both of them settle down nearby watching for the moment Polites leaves. It doesn't take long for Elpenor to start fidgeting, unable to stay still for long as Perimedes shakes his head fondly. Their patience soon pays off though as Polite's door opens and the paint comes splashing down and covering him in bright red paint.
He just stands there for a bit sputtering as the paint drips on the floor. He looks up and sees Elpenor and Perimedes laying on the deck laughing like crazy and his shock turns into a mischievous grin. Polites walks up to them and grabs a hold of them making sure to rub the paint all over them too.
Laughter soon fades into screams but the red still remains.
“Polites-” Perimedes stares at the paint blood covering Polites in shock. No this can’t be, it's just paint right? Polites is fine he can't be dead he can't- Perimedes stumbles his way over to Polites. He barely notices falling to the ground and the pain from the rough ground scraping his knees. He only recently figured out that he saw Polites as a father figure, he can't lose him so soon! Tears mix with the blood pooling around the still form of Polites as Perimedes sobs.
Why did he have to care so much?
Is Polites a Disney princess?
This include some head cannons I have of Polites
-Magic hair(birds like to nest in his curly hair)✅
-Magic hands (good at arts and crafts)✅
-Animals talk to him (animals love him and he often befriends them)✅
-Poisoned (lotus) ✅
-Cursed (doomed by narrative)✅
-Kidnapped or enslaved (stuck in the underworld)✅
-Assume all problems are solved when a big strong man showed up(Odysseus or Eurylochus)✅
Conclusion: Polites is indeed a Disney princess!
I need more of this au
Found out that there was a Trojan Prince also named Polites so I thought about an au where Polites was given to given to Odysseus as a prize instead of them meeting as kids. I might actually make a story but for now it’s just doodles :3
Found out that there was a Trojan Prince also named Polites so I thought about an au where Polites was given to given to Odysseus as a prize instead of them meeting as kids. I might actually make a story but for now it’s just doodles :3
Can we get more silly zombie Polites plz🙏
Yes of course! Drawing him is so fun and I wanted to make some doodles to show his relationships with everyone :3
him and Ody are of course incredibly close still but unfortunately his relationship with Eurylochus has changed since he is more nervous around him but after some time he starts to get more comfortable!
if there is anything you want to request, please ask me! I love drawing people’s requests :D