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THE FBOI
i just realized something very important.
so you know FBI stands for Federal Board of Investigation. well if you capitalized the “of” you would have to call them. the fboi. the FBOI. THE FBOI! just imagine.
“oh yeah the fboi was tracking her down”
“some fboi people knocked on our door last night i swear to god if they keep doing that”
like. excuse me?
missed opportunity smh
Istant hard on just by looking at him 💦💦💦
You were minding your business when all of a sudden, 4 police officers were staring at you.
You out you're phone down, and they all stared.
"He looks good, but I don't know if he's right for my ass" the far right one said. "I've got a family. Although all of them re male so he could deal with all 3 of us" he continued. "Son and dad bonding"
The middle two laughed. "I thought we would be surrounding him, and doing the gas chamber?"
The left one said- "ooh, I agree with getting him in the middle! I had a taco bell and well I feel like soon, I need to empty me' bowels, somewhere!"
They all then sat on the seats surrounding you.
"what do you think, laddy?" They asked you as you could see one of them stretching and another rubbing his dick.
You couldn't answer and they all then looked at you and got up.
They were to surround you and bend over.
One of them later said-
"one...
Two....
Three....
GO!!!!!"
Pppppsspspspsp!!!!!! Sssssddddd! Pghhhf!
Kaa and the police officer
It was a quiet morning on a deserted road that wound through the woods. The burly Officer Bagley was on routine patrol. He had heard rumors of strange animals in the area, but he didn't think much of it, until he caught sight of something moving up ahead. He braked immediately, watching a large figure slowly crawling from the trees. A snake, much longer than he had ever seen, blocked the way. Instinctively, he got out of the car, thinking he could push the animal away, but something in the creature's eyes made him pause. A colorful pattern of hypnotic circles began to invade his vision.
"Come, human... come clossser, don't be afraid," Kaa whispered, his eyes projecting colorful circles that merged into the officer's mind. Bagley tried to resist, but his feet seemed to move on their own, bringing him closer to the snake, as if each step was an order he couldn't disobey. “Look into my eyesss… there isss no need to ssstruggle…” Kaa continued, as his prey could no longer look away, a stupid grin beginning to spread across his face, his will completely being overridden. Kaa elegantly coiled around the cop’s body, squeezing with a gentle yet firm pressure. Bagley’s mind was empty, no thoughts of his own, just a deep calm. “That’sss it… relax… you belong only to me now.”
Kaa watched him with satisfaction, feeling the officer’s still body under his control. The man, once filled with authority and strength, was now just another slave under his rule. “You will have a purpossse in my collection, my dear officccer,” the snake whispered, as his body continued to squeeze, ensuring not a trace of struggle remained in him. “You will be obedient, sssubmissive… and remember nothing but the desssire to ssserve me.” Bagley’s stupid grin became even more pronounced, his mind completely lost in the snake’s control. Kaa smiled as he watched, enjoying the success of having caught a valuable new prey.
Hello Everyone
So my phone is playing up and I'm anxious to release the Jacob black chapter so to make sure it's safe, I'm posting something that has nothing to do with twilight and thought cute to post cause why not, I'm pretty gay and happy so ya know.
Thought it would be nice and of course it is a small little distraction that came to mind so please thoughts would be lovely anyway.
Hope you're all having a lovely day/night and coping with the world.
The idea for this came from this little saying on Pintrest
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I open the door as red and blue lights shine through the windows. My eyes captured by emerald green with fire ginger curls held back in a bun, "Mrs Lovell?" I smile widely, opening the door wider to reveal my gown of black, pink frills and satin, falling to my feet.
"Sadly yes" I murmur when seeing her delectable lips, she bites at them. "I'm sorry to say your husband has been murdered" I smile meeting my eyes with her own, they widen when seeing me. "Oh darling, that's the best news I've heard since his heart attack" I take a step forward, my heels click on the stone.
"lucky me that it brought such a beautiful looking woman to my door" I purr and her eyes widen before she blushes and looks down, coughing into her fist. "May I come in, ma'am?" I smile "I want nothing more" I purr.
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I sit down on my lounge and look to her. "Make yourself comfortable," I say, smiling softly. She nods sitting down "I'm detective Anderson-" "first name?" I ask, she looks into my eyes again. "Amber" I smile wide, my red lips portraying perfection and white teeth reflecting poise.
"Well Amber, I have been here all night packing," I say, her eyebrows furrow. "Packing?" I nod "before my husband went wherever he usually goes, he was here arguing with me." She interlocks her fingers and leans forward, I raise a brow at the midnight shade of blue polish she wore.
"What was your argument about?" She asked I lean my head on my soft knuckles as I observe her. "We argue all the time, it's an arranged marriage you see, I was pretty and my family wanted me off, he was rich and needed to look for a bride" she nods "I wanted a divorce," I tell her, she nods. "I'm gay you see and like the rest of my family, he wouldn't accept it" her eyes look to me with sadness.
"I didn't want money, I had enough I wanted out he wouldn't allow it, saying he would be a laughing stock" she nods, I roll my eyes. "Like every argument, he stormed away from the house in anger and left, he comes back in the morning at six to get changed and go to work, then he comes home I bring it up and we argue until it repeats, he usually sleeps at Williams, his best friends" she nods.
"What time did he leave?" She asked I look at the grandfather clock across the sitting area. "He came home at six he was in his office for ten minutes before the maid brought him down to dinner we ate and then I brought it up and he stormed out twenty minutes later so roughly six-fifty" she nods.
I watch her wrist write the words elegantly, her lower lip sucked into her mouth. "You're very beautiful and graceful, detective Amber Anderson" she stops writing to look up at me. "Thank you ma'am" she murmured looking back down. "Do I get to see you at the station?" I ask, she looks up with a soft smile.
"No," she said, disappointment swells inside me. "I should be leaving" I nod and stand walking out of the room and down the hall before back to the front door, I open it and move aside.
"Do come over anytime detective?" I say, she smiles her cheeks turning red. "Thank you for your full co-operation with the LAPD" I nod. She hands me a card "please call me if there is anything else you would see as useful to us" I nod, memorised by her eyes.
"Of course, detective Amber Anderson" she blushes and walks out the door and down the steps to her car. I wave softly before closing the door and looking down at the card, my lips lifting when seeing her personal number with 'call me" scribbled beside it.
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It's small and perfect and here are the characters
Thoughts on this would be lovely
Thanks
Your writer Bethany
VN cop: *talking Vietnamese* Ê xin lỗi nhưng chúng mầy giải thích cho anh đc ko?
Gray: Uhh, what the heck he’s saying? I don’t understand!
Zack: *just adapted to Vietnamese* Ờ, anh ơi anh, giải thích cái gì í ạ?
VN cop: *still talking Vietnamese, but to Neal and Dash* Ý anh là mấy đứa đi buôn người hay sao mà trẻ con người lớn nhồi hết vào cốp xe thế hả????
Antonio: *gulps* Uh oh… he thought those amigos were trafficking us!
VN cop: *switches language to English* Well, just eat up and talk… You weirdos were starved for three days.
So, I’ve been pulled over a few times in my life. Not many, but a few. And I’ve also been in a couple of cars that got pulled over. And let me tell you, if you were actually doing something wrong, the officer doesn’t make any small talk, just straight into “I clocked you doing 70 in a 55.” The only time I’ve ever gotten the “do you know why I pulled you over?” was the time when I wasn’t doing anything wrong, and I got let go even though he insisted to the end that I was doing 87 in a 70 (white privilege at work).
“Do you know why I pulled you over?” is a trap. It means there’s a good chance the officer doesn’t actually have a good reason to ticket you, and is trying to get you to waive your 5th Amendment rights and incriminate yourself. If you make a guess, that’s a confession of guilt.
But there’s another trap, that I’ve heard of but haven’t yet experienced. It’s “do you know how fast you were going?” With that one, they’re hoping you’ll say no, because then they can name whatever speed they want – you just said you didn’t know how fast you were going, if you deny the speed they name then you’re lying to them.