ALL HAIL CARMEN SANDIEGO!!!!!!
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Tom and Harry as brothers
Player: WHAT THE F*CK JUST HAPPENED TO U GUYS AT 3 A.M!?
3 A.M ON SATURDAY
Baby Sammy: *Cries at 12 p.m until now*
Dex Jr.: *summoning Bloody Mary* BLOODY MARY! BLOODY MARY! BLOODY MARY!
Finnegan: *sleepbiting Dash*
Zack & Dash: *yowling like nuts*
Sammy: Goo…
Gray:
Carmen:
This is what Carmen and Gray will literally do!!!
Dex Jr.: U can’t survive one night with my cousins and me!
Player: Meh, I can!
12 P.M
Dex Jr.: *summons Bloody Mary* BLOODY MARY! BLOODY MARY! BLOODY MARY!
Baby: *hunger crying*
Carmen: *tries to feed him* Don’t cry Sammy, mommy’s here!
Gray: *stroking his belly* Calm down sweetie! *turns to Dex* Just shut up!!
Player: *screams* PLEAAAAASE STOP! *call his mom* Mom, I wanna go home right away. AND I’M NEEDING A MENTAL TREATMENT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
Sheena: I had your dad!
Dex Jr.: Are you pulling my leg? My dad’s right here talking jokes with my cousin and bros!
Sheena: *trembles* Then who’s there staring at my daughter and me?
Dex Jr.: Uh oh, you had my uncle. Be careful, he’s a ghost so he might jumpscare you somewhere! *laughs his ass off*
Carmen: *in the background* It’s Halloween so you’re free, dad. But please don’t freak my friends and husband out, ok?
Dex Sr.: *also in the background* C’mon my li’l pup! Scarin’ people who once hurt you is fun!
VN cop: *talking Vietnamese* Ê xin lỗi nhưng chúng mầy giải thích cho anh đc ko?
Gray: Uhh, what the heck he’s saying? I don’t understand!
Zack: *just adapted to Vietnamese* Ờ, anh ơi anh, giải thích cái gì í ạ?
VN cop: *still talking Vietnamese, but to Neal and Dash* Ý anh là mấy đứa đi buôn người hay sao mà trẻ con người lớn nhồi hết vào cốp xe thế hả????
Antonio: *gulps* Uh oh… he thought those amigos were trafficking us!
VN cop: *switches language to English* Well, just eat up and talk… You weirdos were starved for three days.
Noom: “Leave me alone, you bastard!”
Zack: *sleepscreaming* AAAAAAAAA!! Leave me alone! I can’t take it anymore!!!
Dex: *screeching as small as he can* It’s only 1 in the morning, dumbass! Quiet!
Sammy: *Cries*
Dash: Uhhhh, Carm!? I think the kid’s up!
Carmen & Gray: *Frowns* Punish time…