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she/her humor takes practice and i am practicing. maybe not very well. anyway have my brain juice mortals!
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THE FBOI
THE FBOI
i just realized something very important.
so you know FBI stands for Federal Board of Investigation. well if you capitalized the “of” you would have to call them. the fboi. the FBOI. THE FBOI! just imagine.
“oh yeah the fboi was tracking her down”
“some fboi people knocked on our door last night i swear to god if they keep doing that”
like. excuse me?
missed opportunity smh
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the first time i watched this was in 4th grade
my poor teacher put it on without realizing it was a mildly disturbing horror movie
it was recommended by a girl we all called soup
and i was in the phase of my life where everything scared me. like i couldn’t read the hp books bc that one troll scared me
so i was scarred for life
our teacher didn’t turn it off until after the i’m-gonna-stab-your-eyes-to-put-buttons-in-them-scene
she was disturbed by it as well i could tell
so i never watched it again
THE END??
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