Odysseus Epic - Tumblr Posts - Page 2
Zeus menacingly over Odysseus' ship: Pride is a damsel in distress
Odysseus: Eurylochus! look what you've done!
Eurylochus: We were hungry! I didn't think this would happen!
Odysseus: Exactly you didn't think!
Zeus: Hey! I don't like being ignored in my leading role!
Odysseus: Oops, sorry Zeus but Eurylochus is going to fix it!
Eurylochus: Why me!
Odysseus: because you caused it! He pushes Eurylochus towards Zeus.
Zeus: it's no use, I have the perfect punishment Who do you kill your crew or yourself?
Eurylochus panics and kisses Zeus.
Crew: :0
Odysseus: :0
Zeus:....change my mind, I'll let you and all your men go to Ithaca in peace if you give me Eurylochus.
Odysseus: done
Eurylochus: Odysseus!
Odysseus: you got us into this situation, abstain from the consequences.
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I imagine that this is how it happened in the AU of pratt.core in Tiktok.
We should also stop blaming Anniflama and start blaming @bloodlustwarrior
Just saying...
but technically...
TECHNICALLY...
Odysseus' crew isn't supposed to make it past the River Styx because they didn't have proper burials and don't have the coins to pay Charonte (????????)
Just saying they'll never see their loved ones again because most of them are probably able to get proper burials (:
incorrect quotes
Athena: That sounds like a terrible plan.
Odysseus: Oh, we've had worse.
athena : So, you lied to me?
odysseus : That depends on how you define lying.
athena : Well, I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?
odysseus : Um, reclining your body in a horizontal position?
Can we get more silly zombie Polites plz🙏
Yes of course! Drawing him is so fun and I wanted to make some doodles to show his relationships with everyone :3
him and Ody are of course incredibly close still but unfortunately his relationship with Eurylochus has changed since he is more nervous around him but after some time he starts to get more comfortable!
if there is anything you want to request, please ask me! I love drawing people’s requests :D
GUYS
I WAS DRAWING ODYSSEUS AND WAS CHANGING HIS EYE DIRECTIONS
🤣🤣🤣
suffering am i right