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I hate when people call Lucifer a dilf HE IS NOT!!!1!1!! Mans is CLEARLY a MILF!! STOP LYING !!!1! 🫡💯💯💯‼️‼️🗣️🗣️💪😤

YGS ARE ALL FALSE PROPHETS!!1! U R SELECTING THE WRONG ANSWER !!!1!1!

im eating brussel sprouts with chopsticks rn would lucifer be impressed proud angry or all three i wonder

Lucifer: who the fuck took my demonus i just wanna talk

the brothers knowing that whoever did is fucking dead:

MC: it was me.

Lucifer: what.

MC: it was me.

Lucifer: why??? you literally can’t even get drunk off it????

MC: it tastes like capri sun and i miss it you whore

Lucifer: what the fuck is a capri sun

MC: who the fuck took my capri sun i just wanna talk

the brothers knowing that whoever did is fucking dead:

Lucifer: it was me.

MC: what.

Lucifer: it was me

MC: …why.

Lucifer, clearing his throat (with a little smirky smirk on his face): it tastes like demonus and i miss it, you whore.

MC, squinting: well fucking played, bitch.

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based off this post right here!

btw Lucifer planned tbh is out for months like the nerd he is, everyone laugh at the old man (affectionate)

Lucifer: im not an alcoholic

Mammon, walking in: okay, so, we have a problem-

Lucifer: hold up let me grab a few things first

Lucifer: grabs his entire fucking collection of demonus

MC: you’re like a creetur to me

lucifer: i don’t know what type of response you’re expecting but if you want a positive one wait until im drunk instead of doing fucking paperwork.