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The idea that they just have this weird open relationship where Khadgar just doesn't care and Kalec is a k!nky ba$tard who likes magically powerful beings and also doesn't care is one of my favorite ideas.

And funny headcanon about them:

Kalec: I came here to f*ck hot people and k!ll primalists, and I'm all out of hot people.

Wrathion: Rude.

Kalec: You're 13, sit down.

Alex: You haven't slept with Khadgar. *Clearly vying for his affection*

Nozdormu: ARE YOU B L I N D?!

Alexstrasza: Khadgar isn't gay!

Thrall: Isn't he bi?

Chromie: No I think he's gay. Good on Kalec for managing to bag the only sane person here!

Turalyon: I'm sorry, it's suddenly news that Khadgar is gay?

Everyone other than Kalec, the Sons of Lothar, and Medivh: YES!

Kalec and Khadgar: *Left with Wrathion to fight Primalists immediately after Kalec's last quote*

do people ship kalecgos and khadgar? cuz like, they should

i googled it and looked through tags on here and everything and like— all that i found at all was 4 fics on ao3 and NOTHING else.

THAT IS CRIMINAL!

two cute magic nerds in love, nothing better than that! this ship should be so popular wtf

The Aspects but they're the Cinnamon Roll Meme

Looks like a cinnamon roll, could kill you: Alexstrasza

Looks like could kill you, is a cinnamon roll: Nozdormu

Looks like could kill you, could kill you: Malygos, Neltharion

Looks like a cinnamon roll, is a cinnamon roll: Ysera

Sinnamon Roll: Wrathion, Kalecgos. Especially Kalecgos.

Honorable mentions, Tarecgosa looks like a cinnamon roll but could kill you, Korialstrasz looks like he could kill you but is a cinnamon roll, Ebyssian looks like he could kill you but is a cinnamon roll, and Sabellian is a little b1tch.

Warcraft Men and How Much I'd Trust Them With My Drink

Khadgar: 10/10. He would put a ward on it. He would be so good with holding people's drinks. He has a lot of experience from holding Medivh's drinks.

Anduin Lothar: 6/10. He won't p0ison me, but he might drink it, or if he's already drunk he'll drop it.

Llane Wrynn: 9/10. He's a very nice man and he won't p0ison me, but he's not very good at seeing when people aren't actually good people (Looking at you, Sargeras in Medivh)

Medivh: 7.5/10. I trust MEDIVH with my drink. I do not trust Sargeras with my drink. Also I feel the need to mention that Medivh is amazing and I love him.

Belo'vir Salonar: 8/10. He's a very nice man but he has a small tendency to a$$a$$inate people.

Rommath: 8/10. Same reasons as Belo'vir.

Gul'dan: -10/10. I will hand him a glass of champaign. I will get the bl00d of Mannoroth.

Illidan: 5/10. I leave for two minutes and he's drunk flirting with a completely uninterested Khadgar.

Anduin Wrynn: 3/10. He'll get k1dnapp3d while I'm gone.

Mathias Shaw: 0/10. He's gonna see the chance to 0ff me and take it. I love him tho.

Flynn Fairwind: 2/10. He'll drop it because he's wast3d.

Genn Greymane: 0/10. I get a bad vibe from him. I don't know why.

Wrathion: 7/10. I love the boy, but he's an idiot who makes terrible decisions. Still better than Sabellian for Aspect, though.

Nielas Aran: 10/10. One of the few people who actually cared about Medivh, and that's all I need to say.

Moroes: 10/10. See Nielas' answer.

Edwin Vancleef: 8/10. I don't work for the Kingdom of Stormwind so we're all good.

Durotan: 9/10. I just get chill vibes from him.

Thrall: 5.5/10. He's probably h1gh as ba||s.

Halduron Brightwing: 5/10. Manwh0r3.

Lor'themar Theron: 3/10. I don't like him. He should listen to Rommath more.

Baine Bl00dhoof: 7/10. He seems nice but is not particularly effective.

Orgrim Doomhammer: 1/10. No.

Velen: 10/10. Will see if someone is going to p0ison me and stop them.

Turalyon: 0/10. I get suuuuper sketchy vibes from him. I think he's in a cu|t.

Malygos: 7/10 pre-insanity, 4/10 mid-insanity, 0/10 post-insanity. I play a mage. He seems sweet before he goes crazy, and when he's crazy he's a giant spider.

Kalecgos: 9/10. Will find a powerful mage and sleep with them immediately, somehow managing to keep my drink in his hand the entire time. I like him.

Nozdormu: Yes/10. He will put it in a pocket dimension.

Murozond: See Nozdormu.

Magni Bronzebeard: 10/10. I f*cking love this guy.

Brann Bronzebeard: 8/10. Easily distracted by shiny objects.

This got way too long, so I'm gonna have to stop here.

Alexstrasza: Where's Malygos, Ysera, and Nozdormu? Neltharion: They're playing hide and seek. Alexstrasza: Where? Neltharion: I don't think you get how this game works.

Neltharion: Anyone d- Malygos: Depressed? Nozdormu: Drained? Ysera: Dumb? Alexstrasza: Disliked? Neltharion: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...

Neltharion: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me? Malygos: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it. Neltharion: Three of us saw it, Malygos. How do you explain that? Malygos: *points at Ysera* Sleep deprivation. *points at Nozdormu* Paranoia. *points at Alexstrasza* Delusional.

Neltharion: What’s something you guys are better than Malygos at? Ysera: Mario Kart. Nozdormu: Yeah, video games. Alexstrasza: Emotional vulnerability.

Neltharion: Bye Malygos! Bye Ysera! Bye Nozdormu! Bye Alexstrasza! Bye Malygos! Ysera: You said ‘bye Malygos’ twice. Neltharion: I like Malygos.

Neltharion: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do? Malygos: Have everyone stand. Ysera: Bring three more chairs! Nozdormu: The most important ones can sit down. Alexstrasza: Kill three.

'Can you kill god?' With the Dragons of Warcraft+Friends

Thinks they can kill God, can: Malygos, Nozdormu

Thinks they can kill God, can't: Alexstrasza, Sabellion, Nefarion, Neltharion, Arygos, Stellagosa (No hate to my queen)

Thinks they can't kill God, can: Kalecgos

Thinks they can't kill God, can't: Anduin,

Accidentally killed God in a Wendy's parking lot in 2018: Chromie, Wrathion

Will kill God if he doesn't shut up: Kleia

Is God: Pelagos

Alexstrasza: Personally, I like Sabellion more.

Kalecgos, Merithra, Khadgar, Medivh, Malygos, Sindragosa, Chromie, Nozdormu, Soridormi, Pelagos, Ebyssian, my 50 characters, Anduin Wrynn, Llane Wrynn (who has been watching Azeroth like a reality TV show since he died), Cindrethresh, Left and Right, the rest of the Blacktalon, the Mag'har Orcs, half of Azeroth: ...

Nozdormu is kinda girlypop ngl