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*sweats* SO UHM IS THIS WHAT YALL MEANT BY WANTING MORE BAD BATCH CONTENT for @cloneenthusiast !!! And yes this is a repost bc he turned out too pale in my previous version and as a brown person i was horrified so i melanated him a lil bit more!!
The Twelfth
For about three years we lived on a county road. Our home was a detached “mother-in-law” suite on the property of a woman who really didn’t know how to maintain property.
We had countless issues that never got resolved: the hot water heater purged itself onto the floor semi-regularly, the heat would suddenly and unexpectedly cease causing our pipes to freeze, the ceiling had holes in it that were supposed to be fixed before we moved in (hah) and we had a mouse problem like you’ve never seen.
He got me in the habit of romanticizing living in the middle of no where. Parts of it I really did enjoy; I used to love running out there at night. It was also quiet at night and dark, plus I could lay out on the back porch naked and no one was the wiser.
But some of the very worst moments of my life are out there.
All those issues I listed above became the list of grievances he had against me. We had to deal with these problems because I still wasn’t making enough money, and that was because I was a lazy stupid cunt with no ambition and no respect for him and how hard he had to work.
He screamed at me so hard some times that he gave himself a nose bleed. I didn’t even know that was possible. The physical abuse really gained a foothold here, too.
Which made sense. There were fewer neighbours to hear me crying.
Blood nose - goretober/ inktober
27 days - 4 left days
No copy and no stealing my drawing!!
No repost!!!
Painting is fun, but tedious. Have a blurb:
Natasha Ryloft suffers from horrible visions, ones that throw her from the bed to the floor and wake her with the taste of blood. The more time goes on, the worse the visions get and the less she can ignore them or brush them off as just her mind breaking. When she starts to dream of glass eyes rimmed with metal teeth and a monster begging for salvation, she begins to embrace the visions as reality. Whether or not this kills or saves her remains to be seen.
So many nosebleeds and fangasms and fangirl screams! >.< <3
Me: Digia! I need help!
Digia: Really Aquatic? This is 256 time of you nosebleed by Hot Anime characters, hardcore Yaoi, and Hot male OC
Me: I'm a fudanshi! But please get me a Tissue to block the bleeding!
Alex’s hot body
WHO THE F-
Who hurt my baby? >:(
GoreTober Day 13 - Nosebleed
Love-a-lot had a bit of an... Issue, but don't worry she'll be just fine.
(I'm so sorry for this being late, I was to tired to stay up late last night, I'll still draw the next one for today too.)
I drew a humanized Thomas sketches in two papers for three months ago.
I drawn some another humanized TTTE, TUGS and Theodore Tugboat characters in seven pieces of papers in last January and February. I hope you would love it if you feel free to see.
Humanized Thomas Billinton from Thomas & Friends
I'm drawing a sketch of a humanized Thomas and colouring with my own coloured pencils.
Humanized Thomas Billinton from Thomas & Friends - 9th April 2021
The Painting of Thomas and James
I'm drawing and painting a picture of James shocked and looked at Thomas had his nose bleeding after they finished their jobs.
Thomas (with nosebleed) and James - 22nd September 2021
Thomas Billinton sketch no. 1
After I draw Sonny's parents, I'm myself drawing the first two sketches of Thomas Billinton. There are four scenes on each sketch:
Thomas with his visible vest and armband
Thomas in his casual outfit (jumper with collared shirt)
Thomas in his pajamas
Thomas without his vest, jacket, armband and necktie and an oxygen tube inserted in his mouth and rushed to the hospital by an ambulance
Thomas with a nasal cannula in his nose while resting.
Thomas in his hospital pajamas.
Thomas' chest tightness due to his asthma
Thomas with his nose bleeding
Mod// ITACHI-
SASORI-
HIDAN-
ALL OF THEM-
JESUS CHRIST-
MARY, JOSEPH AND ALL THE ANIMALS IN THE STABLE-
*has a major nosebleed that Mod may never recover from*
There was only one bed - Horny Akatsuki Edition
request by @takhidk 🤍
SOFT NSFW

Deidara:
-is completely speechless when he finds out there is only one bed at the inn during your mission together
-acts cocky though, telling you not to make a move on him
-he’s the first one to make a move, saying the bed is too small (he is literally 5’5” lmao) as he scoots closer to you
-you tease him about it and he tells you to shut up, his cheeks red
-he’s never had sex before but what he lacks in experience he makes up for with his enthusiasm
-you have to tell him that his hands are a gift, and how to use them, but he’s very happy to comply
-‘wouldn’t it be better to make the bed explode when I make you cum, hm?’ he asks, and you look at him, eyes wide
-‘no, Deidara. Unless you want this to never happen again’
-‘fine’
Obito:
-can’t believe himself. He hasn’t slept in the same bed with anyone ever
-decides to play dumb with his Tobi persona, hugging you like a pillow
-in reality, bro is dying to have you close to him
-after a while, though, he gets quite worked up, and decides he’ll have his fun with you. He can tell you want him by the way you casually move your ass against him, as if he couldn’t notice
-he blindfolds you and takes off his mask, starting to kiss your neck, letting his voice drop to his normal tone
-‘you know what happens to little things like you who poke the rattlesnake, right?’
Hidan:
-As soon as he sees there’s only one bed, he’s all for it
-‘I bet you asked for one bed, huh? Guess I’m just irresistible’ he grins cockily
-‘Yeah, right’ you say, rolling your eyes, though you have to admit he is hot.
-‘Let’s fuck’ he says, as forward as always. You stare at him, swallowing painfully
-When you hesitate, Hidan practically throws you on the bed, ripping the cloak off of you and licking your exposed chest
-‘Come on, sweetheart. Let’s have some fun, you and I’ he says, pulling your shirt up and starting to suck on your nipples, a bit too rough, but the pain soon mixes with the pleasure
Itachi:
-blinks and stands in the doorway, looking at the double bed. ‘There must have been a misunderstanding. I will solve it, don’t worry’ he says, disappearing towards the reception. You kind of hope they won’t have any other rooms, although the idea of sleeping with Itachi is both hot and terrifying
-when he comes back, he does not look too happy
-‘I am deeply sorry about this. They do not have any other rooms. I will sleep on the chair’ he says, removing his cloak as he goes in. You do the same, and you don’t fail to catch his eyes on you for a split second. As you get into bed, you stare at him, sucking in your lips
-‘Sleep on the bed, Itachi’ you say after a while. He looks at you, his throat bobbing before he slowly gets up and crawls under the blanket, staring at you. He wants to touch you, but it would be inappropriate. He can’t get himself to move. And yet, when you move closer to him and push your ass against him, he can’t contain himself and wraps a hand around your waist, pulling you closer
-‘Don’t think I don’t see what you’re doing. Let me indulge you, then’ he says, his hand slipping under your shorts as he starts to kiss your neck languidly
Pain:
-Is quite pissed off that he was not given two rooms, but when he looks at you, he can’t help but think this must have been fate
-and after all, he hasn’t had that chance in so long
-he saw the way you looked at him, with a blush on your cheeks and suggestive eyes
-‘lie down’ he says, tone authoritative, ‘and take off your clothes’
-you can’t believe your ears. Though when Pain gives you a meaningful look, you quickly do as he says, though you’re blushing and trembling with anticipation
-‘let’s make the most of this unfortunate situation, shall we?’ he says, running his hands on your thighs, splaying them open for him and staring at you with those hypnotic eyes
Kakuzu:
-is fuming at first. No one can mock him like this
-after that, though, he’s quite pleased with himself
-‘Less money to pay like this. We will do this from now on’
-‘Uhm… Kakuzu? Where are you going to sleep?’
-‘On the bed. I am going to get my money’s worth, brat’ he says, removing his headband and mask. You look at him, suddenly hyperaware. He’s… good-looking. For a 90-year old guy, he’s handsome
-when you shift slightly to find a comfortable position on the mattress, black tendrils catch your wrists and you find yourself tied up
-‘You’re a handful. Do not move’ he says, hovering above you. You think he’s going to knock you out cold, but instead, he positions himself between your legs
-‘I don’t want to hear a sound. Or else’
Kisame:
-laughs it off when you’re embarrassed that there’s only one bed
-‘I suppose there’s nothing to be done. Might as well get comfortable’ he says, taking off his cloak and his shirt. You stare at him, your lips parting at the muscles on his body
-‘It’s not a shop window. You can look and touch, if you want’ he says with a sharp grin
-You blush, nevertheless getting closer to him, until your hand is resting on his chest
-His large hands easily lift you up from your waist as he holds you against him until you have to wrap your legs around his hips
-‘I didn’t even need the bed, but since we’re here…’ he says, lowering you on the mattress and grinning as he unfastens your cloak
Sasori:
-‘I don’t need to sleep anyway’ he says, sitting at the desk and turning the lamp on as he starts tinkering with one of his puppets
-You frown, lying down on the bed. The noise of screwdrivers and nails clattering on the desk is pissing you off, and you decide to see if he really is a puppet who doesn’t feel anything at all
-you move your hand between your legs, underneath your underwear
-‘what are you doing?’ he asks, voice smooth, but he doesn’t turn around
-‘nothing’ you say, smirking slightly and gasping softly as you start to touch yourself on the bed.
-‘rude’ he says, and when you try to move, your hands are frozen. When you look at him, there are chakra strings connecting his hands to yours
-‘I suppose I can play with you instead of my puppets tonight’
Konan:
-Blushes when she sees that there’s only one bed and asks you if you want her to look for a different inn
-you tentatively tell her it’s okay
-when you two get into bed, you keep glancing at each other, and you keep looking at that piercing underneath her lip, wondering what it would be like to kiss her and feel it against your lips
-when she moves, you’re frozen in place
-her lips are soft and you do feel the coldness of the metal on your bottom lip, but it’s quite a nice feeling
-Konan gets on top of you, continuing to make out with you, neither of you saying anything as you start to undress each other
-literally the most normal experience you’re gonna get in the Akatsuki, and she’s stunning too! Go you
Zetsu:
-watches you sleep like a creep
-sorry, I got nothing on this “guy”
Ugh, inktober I guess? -Nosebleed
I was feeling pretty weary about posting this,but,if people are not gonna like it and judge me,the so be it.Anyway,Doofenshmirtz had invented an inator that disintegrates clothing and leaves them in only their underwear.As you can see,he is about to get his ass handed to by female human Perry.