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This joke suggests itself, after Omega said that Rex is from the first generation
As much as I was hurt by the ending of The Bad batch, it's worth admitting that the story came out decent.
In fact, this is a story about Omega growing up. In the beginning, she is a little girl who has not seen life, did not really stand on the ground, and in the end she is an adult girl who is able to protect herself and her loved ones, who has seen everything in her life. She decided to fight on, but without involving her brothers. She leaves them at the Pabu and joins the resistance, on her own. The hunter sees that his baby has grown up and lets her go, because the party has taught her a lot, which means there is no reason to worry as before. In general, the Omega line in the series is one of the best, along with the Cross line.
They are, in fact, the most prescribed heroes here. The sniper started his career as a smug villain, and ended up as a caring brother whose mask of a cold man broke and he began to openly show his emotions. He redeemed himself to his brothers and sister, regained their trust and lives peacefully in the Pabu. Interestingly, in the final, he lost his ever-trembling hand and was finally able to get into handcuffs, although he often smeared all season.
Tech was really dead and that didn't make it any less painful. I was among those who accepted his death, but I was ready for him to be returned to the plot and given an interesting line in the plot.
I won't say anything about Echo and Wreker, because I didn't notice anything here. Except for the latter, we finally saw the beast mode, when the clone, with his wounds, blows enemies right and left.
Many things, it seems to me, were not implemented, many things were out of place. I was waiting for Wolfe to play a role in the series, that Vos had been captured by the Empire and Ventress would come after him. But they both ended up being purely for the sake of fanservice.
In short, I rate the series as a whole at 7/10. Because I missed a lot, missed it somewhere, but in general it was interesting.
By the way, I'm going to hell for this, but I can't help but make a joke about it.
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The one-armed Characters Club.
McCree: Why is Crosshair standing aside?
Magnus: And he's not fully in our club yet, he doesn't have a prosthetic arm.
Cross: I pray about it every day.
Magnus: So are we, honey, so are we.
Omega: * shows that he can play strategy, calmly shoots a blaster, uses wit and can gamble*
The Dad Batch:
A random headcanon that has no canonical justification. Tech and Cross -twins, former Siamese. By the will of fate, they were born like this, but fortunately the merger allowed them to be separated without any problems. Since that time, everyone has a huge scar on their side, in memory of the fact that they were once literally one.
Do you know what I expected from the new series?
Dialogue in the spirit:
"Brown-eyes friend, my friend"
"Why do you call him Brown-eyes?"
"What else should I call my boyfriend?"
"Wait, what?"
Just a few hours and we'll get episode 12, which will either cheer us up by joking at the beginning, a few times in the middle and at the end, or we'll all get even more depressed and look forward to the next episodes with horror.
In the meantime, I will speak about the already released episodes. It pisses me off that we haven't seen Echo since the finale of episode 7. He didn't have much screen time last season anyway due to the fact that he left the main characters in the middle. And there is even less of it here. And it also pisses me off that another character, who has VERY little screen time in total, almost no disclosure and development, appears even less. Gods, what did the character Phee do to deserve this? She looks like some kind of one-size-fits-all character who played his role and that's it, he's just being removed, pushed into the background.
And about her relationship with the cinnamon bun, I'm completely silent. At least give her a photo of him on the control panel, which she looks at with sadness and longing.
When you're the thunderstorm of the neighborhood and your son is a cinnamon bun 🤣🤣🤣
Luke and Vader AU
Palpatine’s force lightning is nothing compared to the sheer might that is Luke’s puppy dog eyes.
This is actually how Obi-Wan is finally able to trail Luke and Vader. It’s hard to hide rumors of a tall, dark cloaked, man with a bubbly little boy doing amazing good deeds on various planets.
I know that Tech would be more suitable for the role of Belle, and the Hunter is just right for the role of Rapunzel, but I still like the result. I sincerely hope that someone will stir up full-fledged art on such an idea. Here's a character for the role of Gothel with the song "Professor Mom is smarter." And given the many theories that the clone X - Tech, this frame is just perfect.
I started listening to the Disciple of Darkness (I can't read it, because I can't find the book anywhere, even in electronic form, most likely this is the result of Disney officially leaving Russia and now I'm listening to, let's say, a pirated version of the audiobook, but that's not the point) and that's what I want to say.
First of all, I didn't notice how I had only 10 chapters left, the book is really addictive.
Secondly, if someone had told me when I watched the Clone Wars for the first time that Ventress would not just get a gorgeous head of hair and become much prettier (that's what having hair, leaving the Sith and prettier graphics do to a person) but also fall in love with a Jedi, I would have just told that person I would have laughed in my face.
Thirdly, I'm the only one wondering which of all this should have been included in the story arc of the series, as originally planned? It's just that there are quite a lot of events in the book and they definitely wouldn't fit into a traditional four-episode arch.
I hope they will be reunited. It will be interesting to see how he reacts to the fact that she is alive and someone has set their eyes on her. Who knows, maybe he will react to the latter with the sounds of a jealous pterodactyl.
I'm seeing people shiping Ventress with Crosshair. I'm just sitting here saying she already has her man.
Where is he!? Does he know she lives!?
As they say in Russia, "No matter whose cow was mooing, yours would be silent."
Crosshair: A pirate, really?
Tech: *looks over at Ventress, the ex-Sith* You are the last person in the galaxy to talk.
I don't know about you, but I like to imagine a blushing Tech. Just because I like to think that when he blushes, the blood rushes not only to his cheeks, but also to his ears. That is, when he turns red, the tips of his ears also turn red.
It seems to me that Phee is deliberately making him blush because she likes this picture.
Tech: *wakes up after a head injury* Where am I? This is not a Camino!
Hunter: You seem to have amnesia. Therefore, I will explain briefly: The Republic, the Jedi Order and Kamino are no more, the Empire has replaced the Republic, which is not the best option, but as if we have a choice; now we live in a Pabu, you have a wife and two children, and this little girl is our Omega sister.
Tech: Wait, am I married?
Hunter: Yes, here on it * points to Phee*.
Tech: ...
Crosshair: I also walked away from the news that you have a girlfriend for the first six months. I came to my senses only when I was asked to give a speech at the wedding. And there I didn't even notice how you had twins.
In the bar.
Some girl: Hey, cutie, do you want to spend the evening with me?
Tech: Have you forgotten how to read? *The inscription on the T-shirt "I have a girlfriend with whom I am happy"*
Girl: I don't see her.
Phee: Turn around and not only will you see her, but you will regret that you decided to ignore this inscription.
Later:
Phee: Once again, why aren't you wearing this T-shirt? * The inscription "I am a married man" *
Tech: I decided that it does not reflect our relationship to the end. If I ever get a T-shirt that says "I'm married and happy with my hot wife in this marriage, so don't dream of winning me over," I'll wear it.
Phee:...
Phee: Have I told you that I love you?
AU, in which the Tech turned out to be alive, it's just that all this time he was hiding from the Empire in some backwater.
Tech: I'm back!
Phee: *hugs and kisses him* Don't do that anymore, brown eyes!
Crosshair: WAIT, DID HE HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALL THIS TIME?
Omega: Did I mention that?
Don’t care what anyone says. To me, Echo would kill for his little rats (he calls the Batch his little Rats, obvi)
Yes, he will move away from such news in series three or four. His little social brother, with the boring mode enabled in the 25/8 format, managed to get a ✨HoT GiRlFrEnD✨.
Forget about crosshair learning about Tech dying, forget about seeing the first scene of the crew reuniting. I need a scene where Crosshair learns that Tech of all people was able to swoon a pirate. His reaction would be legendary.
What the technique has come to, we will find out the character from the buns😂
I've truly hit rock bottom.
The major complaint with all our delusional takes regarding Tech's survival is that we are taking them out of our asses, but in this case, it is quite literally outta someone's ass.
Look, I don't wanna dunk on my main man, but Tech's got no booty. He is as flat as an airport landing strip in the Netherlands. I don't know what voodoo dark magic Nala Se did to strip Tech of the standard issue clone tushy, because our next possible candidate for Clone CX-2 is Cody, and dude is packin'.
Exhibit 1:
Certified 0° booty.
Exhibit 2:
That's a category 10 booty right here ^.
Now, fortunately for us the creatives put Clone CX-2 in a leotard from the waist down, so we got an unobstructed view of the clone's behind and I gotta say, it's some pretty convincing evidence right here that CX-2 is Tech.
Also, I made this account three years ago and have never changed the profile picture before, but today I did cause delusion is swallowing me whole.
Рекс: Я не договорил. Он не кусается, сразу руки отрывает.
It would be funny if he called this bird Mayday.
He started collecting pets like pokemons
Commission info
Cross: Tech has finally found a girlfriend. LET'S GET DRUNK FOR THIS!!!!
Rare photo at Tech and Phee’s wedding.