When You're The Thunderstorm Of The Neighborhood And Your Son Is A Cinnamon Bun

When you're the thunderstorm of the neighborhood and your son is a cinnamon bun 🤣🤣🤣

Luke and Vader AU

Palpatine’s force lightning is nothing compared to the sheer might that is Luke’s puppy dog eyes.

This is actually how Obi-Wan is finally able to trail Luke and Vader. It’s hard to hide rumors of a tall, dark cloaked, man with a bubbly little boy doing amazing good deeds on various planets.

Tech: *wakes up after a head injury* Where am I? This is not a Camino!

Hunter: You seem to have amnesia. Therefore, I will explain briefly: The Republic, the Jedi Order and Kamino are no more, the Empire has replaced the Republic, which is not the best option, but as if we have a choice; now we live in a Pabu, you have a wife and two children, and this little girl is our Omega sister.

Tech: Wait, am I married?

Hunter: Yes, here on it * points to Phee*.

Tech: ...

Crosshair: I also walked away from the news that you have a girlfriend for the first six months. I came to my senses only when I was asked to give a speech at the wedding. And there I didn't even notice how you had twins.

Do you know what I expected from the new series?

Dialogue in the spirit:

"Brown-eyes friend, my friend"

"Why do you call him Brown-eyes?"

"What else should I call my boyfriend?"

"Wait, what?"

I hope they will be reunited. It will be interesting to see how he reacts to the fact that she is alive and someone has set their eyes on her. Who knows, maybe he will react to the latter with the sounds of a jealous pterodactyl.

I'm seeing people shiping Ventress with Crosshair. I'm just sitting here saying she already has her man.

Where is he!? Does he know she lives!?

A random headcanon that has no canonical justification. Tech and Cross -twins, former Siamese. By the will of fate, they were born like this, but fortunately the merger allowed them to be separated without any problems. Since that time, everyone has a huge scar on their side, in memory of the fact that they were once literally one.