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Nikolai & Fyodor with you as their s/o headcannons

Nikolai:
- Very affectionate & cuddly, he love’s physical contact with you in any way possible, you sitting on his lap in the middle of a terrorist meeting? Yup! him hugging you almost every second of the day? Yup! Him forcing you to go to work with him? Yup!
- If you work with him, even better! He’ll force you on missions with him and tells everyone to stay away from you
- Hes okay if you want to be friends with fyodor and sigma though but if they so much as touch you nikolai will end them
- Loves to tease you at any given moment
- His favourite outfits on you are definitely the most revealing ones… Though there for his eyes only as he’d say
- Hes definitely made you wear something revealing while with him all day (maybe just doing office work) while wearing his overcoat and he’d fall in love all over again
- He calls you dove, birdie, love, cutie
- Says pickup lines all the time
- Seeing your flustered reaction is what he lives for. He’ll also do anything to get it (even better if your shy then he loves it)

Fyodor:
- He doesn’t like physical contact, but he loves spending time with you. Even if you’re sleeping on the sofa while he works
- Brings you to his workplace just so you can do his work along with him, if he feels like it he might let you sit on his lap while he works
- Might give some gifts every once and a while, mostly things that remind him or you or that’ll remind him of you
- Probably wouldn’t say I love you directly to your face
- You guys probably got together because you have a journal and read it and was like “oh? so you like me darling?”
- On the topic of names, he calls you darling or just your name
- nikolai sometimes tries to make fyodor jealous by hanging out with you (it works)
PM + Nikolai when their s/o has Social Anxiety
Characters: Chuuya, Mori, Akutagawa, Nikolai
TW: Reader has social anxiety, mentions of being nauseous

Chuuya Nakahara:
- The kindest & most understanding about it
- He might not pickup how nervous you are or if your nauseous , but the moment you tell him something he’ll do anything for you
- Keeps spare bags in the car in case your nauseous and he’ll gladly pat your back as you throw up into the bag
- If your worried he also might put his coat around you for “protection” & he’ll tell you not to worry about anything
- Might introduce you to a few mafia members (like Koyou, Higuchi, Hirotsu etc) to help you get over anxiety (definitely wouldn’t introduce you to dazai or mori though (mostly because he thinks you’ll be scared by the two)
- Might keep you inside the house for too long (which might make it a bit worse so you have to explain to him that you do need to go out) but once he understands he’ll help you out
- Depending on how far you’re into the relationship if you ever cancel date plans with him he might just drive over to your house just to cuddle you & tell you everything will be okay
- He might even rent out the entire restaurant just so there’s no one else there for you to worry about/nervous about (well other than the waiter but if your not comfortable then he’ll totally order for you instead)

Mori:
- Mori would help you calm down with a cuddle session, although Elise might not be nice about it so he has to de-summon her
- Makes you meet some of the executives to get you out there + he thinks it’s god you know them in case anything happens (trusts you with chuuya or ozaki the most when it comes to your anxiety)
- Like if he couldn’t help you with your anxiety because of the mafia then he’d call one of them to help you calm down
- If you get nauseous then Mori would probably just give you a bag or something (then leaves you alone for a bit while Elise is comforting you)
- If you get nervous then as I said earlier cuddles & Hugs

Akutagawa:
- Hes shy but deep down he’s looking out for you
- Always keeps a bag incase you throw up, he’ll also watch you to make sure you’re okay
- If you’re nervous then he might hug you but only “this once” (it happens every time)
- Gets you a stuffed animal to hug in case he’s not around and your anxiety goes wild
- If you ever cancel on him though he might freak out so make sure to make up for it & explain it’s your anxiety, not him
- Takes a mental note to remember your anxiety (but he doesn’t really change anything different with his actions)
- Hes still a bit mean when doing all of this though, don’t get me wrong. He’s trying okay?

Nikolai:
- The worst one in this scenario
- He makes you embarrassed and sets off your anxiety every 5 seconds
- Once you tell him your comfort zone he might tone down a little bit (he’ll also get more pouty)
- Introduces you to all of his co-workers so then you feel more comfortable around them and he can actually do more embarrassing things around them
- He trusts sigma the most because he’s also a little anxious around people
- If you feel nauseous he will bring a magical bag out of his overcoat
- And if you feel nervous then he’ll tell you funny jokes! Unless you just want silence then good luck getting him to shut up
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Might have overdone it for Chuuya but I love him so honestly who cares
𝒟𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒯𝒽𝑒𝓂
Characters: Nikolai, Beast!Dazai
Warnings: N/A

- Chaos, lots of chaos you have to deal with daily
- He is also very energetic so he will talk to you quite a lot
- Loves cuddling, sometimes he cannot get your hands off of you
- Even if hes in the next room, hes using hia ability to grab your arm
- Very clingy if that wasn’t obvious already, Loves any sort of physical affection/PDA
- In a meeting with the DOA? Its okay Dove, you can sit on his lap while he talks about murdering half the population
- Fyodor might not trust you with this info but he’d just kill you if you betray Nikolai & the DOA
- Sigma would probably be fine with you at the meeting he just gets a little…flustered with how much nikolai’s hands are all over you while hes taking
- Just pray that Sigma or Fyodor won’t notice, or Fukuchi whenever they need to call him
- You guys most often go on Arcade dates or cafe dates
- Nikolai hates movie dates because hes just staring at the screen for a whole hour without doing anything, he can’t even cuddle you if you go to the theaded
- Whenever he gives gifts it includes chocolates and roses through magic tricks, his ability makes it easier to fool you too

- The luxury of life you live in
- Spoils you on shopping trips all the time, even if he could not attend he gives you his black card
- Either way, the employees know your dazai’s partner and if they make you pay, they’ll pay later
- Your not in the Port Mafia yet most people know who you are and you always visit dazai
- Once someone tried to shoot you thinking you were an intruder and there man was no where to be seen the next day
- Dazai loves when you visit him, especially during very important meetings
- Specifically with meetings you sit on his lap while he’s talking with high-status people and they all think you shouldn’t be here
- He usually comes back late at night so often times he crawls into your bed as your already asleep
- Work trips also might interfere with the about of time he can spend with you
- During these trips he sends you letters, photos, emails and much more
- A clingly black cat would best describe him during these times
- Beast!Dazai enjoys PDA to a certain extent, enough to make someone uncomfortable with you sitting on his lap, kissing his cheek gently
- But big actions of PDA like making out he perfers in a private setting
- Unless someone tried to steal you away, then he will gladly show them who you belong to
- His kisses in private are very possessive, like hes trying to prove he loves and owns you
- On that note, he gets extremely jealous which is why he lets the world know you are taken
- Dazai also has bodyguards by you at all times just in case, depending on the current state of the mafia the bodyguard could be an executive or a high ranking ability user
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Whenever nikolai eats oranges he takes off all the skin (from the individual slices) and then dissects the orange flesh to eat it because I do this






Thinking about Nikolai's body...
Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs
Pairing: Nikolai X Fem!Reader
Genre: Fluff, Thirst...?
Format: Headcanons
Warnings: Suggestive content, NSFW mentions
Word Count: 0.9K
A/n: That smut I wrote got me thinking about this lmao. This man has such a fine body-

§The smirk on Nikolai's face is extensive when he catches you checking him out while you're both at the DoA meeting. It doesn't even count as checking out anymore. At this point, it's more like staring at him, having wild fantasies as your mouth waters at the sight of his fit body.
§ He knows you're always there, your eyes desperately following him around as he wanders in front of you on purpose. He loves how you easily get distracted by him, how you're eyes always find their way back to his clothed chest or even better, his thighs. He knows you're thinking about him as you're touching yourself at night, imagining the finger thrusting inside your wet cunt is his; but he also knows that its not enough, since your fingers could never be as long and slender as his.
§ It wouldn't take him long to drop a message, asking you to help him out with something in his room. It's 3 in the morning, it's not really appropriate to disturb people in the middle of the night; but Nikolai is tired. Tired of lying around for you, waiting to receive a hint. Besides, he knew you were awake, thinking about him while turning and tossing in your bed, with your panties probably wet from your filthy thoughts.
§ Nikolai has a lack of patience, so he's both delighted and smug when he hears a small knock on his door. He takes a look at his phone, realizing it hasn't even been five minutes since he hit the send button, and here you were, running to him as you got the slightest call. He opens the door and smiles as you accept his invitation by stepping in his room. He doesn't need to turn on the lights to know that your cheeks are burning red.
§ An enthusiastic offer leaves his mouth when you ask him what he needed to talk about. Your body freezes with shock and surprise, from how he knew about your not so little obsession with him, and how he looked pleased by it, rather than being slightly annoyed
"Let's make a deal Dove! Be mine and I'll fulfil every wish you have in that little head of yours!"
Well, how could you say no? When all you were doing these days was daydreaming about being his?
§ Nikolai smirks when you reach to touch his abs. He can see the way your eyes twitch with excitement when your fingers land on the warm skin, feeling every curve and arc under your fingertips. It tickles him how your hand is shaking as you press them against his chest, face brightened by how it doesn't sink into the skin. It feels hard, it feels safe, almost like home.
"P-protect me" "Say less, My Dove"
§ Having somebody clinging onto him in bed isn't really rare to him. He's experienced enough to know what women like, but it's different with you. You're not any random woman, you're his property. What interests him is how much you want to be his. It's like you don't want the freedom he's fighting for; the only thing you want is for him to imprison you in his embrace, and never let go.
§ You're so cute, suddenly wrapping your arms around him from behind when he's not paying attention. He pretends to be surprised, but you were never good at sneaking up to people; your little footsteps always gave you away
§ The only aftercare you ever ask him for is cuddling. It just feels so intimate when your bare chests are on each other, his hand slowly running through your hair when you try to sink into his embrace as much as possible. His body is so warm, he's unbelievably strong and well built; he has to expect a few pecks on his chest while you're leaning onto him.
§ He's just as crazy about your body as you are about his. It doesn't matter how it is or if theres bruises or stretch marks; the only thing he cares about is that it belongs to him. He loves it when you shiver at his warm hands roaming around your body, and how you lean a little closer to give him more access.
§ Your favorite place to sit, nap or basically live is his lap. He finds in endearing how you curl up against him as you plunge into his warmth, telling him his thighs are the best seat in the world. You adorable little pervert! How can you be so cute while asking him to get yourself off using his muscular thigh or his abs? You dirty little thing! Well, as long as you agree to be his personal doll...
"Your wish is my command, sweetheart. Strip out of your clothes then, Wanna see that pretty cunt of yours. I bet you're all wet for me already. Awwww! Look at you acting all cute and innocent! What's that blush doing on your face? You can't be shy while thinking about such lewd things at the same time, Dove. Do you want me or not? C'mon then, ride my thigh and let out some pretty noises for me. Don't you dare hold back your voice, or you won't be getting anything out of this body for a month"





With a chubby reader
Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs
Pairings: Nikolai, Akutagawa, Atsushi X Fem!Reader
Request: "Hello! Do you think that when your requests are open you can do headcanons for Nikolai, Atsushi, and Akutagawa with a girlfriend who is a bit on the chubb side? This would really make my day because I am on the chubb side, and I don't like my body. Feel free to ignore this request if you don't feel comfortable with it! Have a great rest of your week, my dear friend!" ◜By lovely anon!◞
Genre: Fluff
Format: Headcanons + Scenario
Warnings: A bit suggestive on Nikolai's part
Word Count: 1.5K
A/n: Hey pretty! Sorry for getting to your request late. I was caught up with school work and my smutember event. Anyway I hope you like this, and don't forget to love yourself :)

↳Nikolai
§ ok
§ Nikolai... is a distraction.
§ He will bring soooooooo much chaos in your life that you would even forget about your insecurities.
§ And he already knows about everything going through that little mind of yours, cuz unfortunately, our clown is a smarty pants.
§ IDT that he will say anything though... Unless you bring the topic up. He will try to assure you that you are perfect the way you are through romantic gestures; cuz this way, you'll know that in his chaotic crowded mind, you're definitely there somewhere; and also to show you that your appearance doesn't matter to him at all.
§ MF will play drums with your belly😭😭 Like, you're lying on the bed scrolling through your phone, then he will pop out of nowhere and starts hitting on your stomach with his hands (lightly, he won't hurt you lol)
§ The chances are high that he might even blow on your stomach, making you scream and laugh. So yeah... TICKLING.
§ The dumbass will bite you at anytime, and in front of everyone. Is he trying to show others that you're his? Who knows tbh. But he will never stop, no matter how many times you whine and ask him too. Well, I mean why else would your cheeks be so squishy if he can't chomp them down???!!!
§ Man will by you so many dresses, and most of them are revealing. He knows how you feel about your body being visible, so he encourages you to wear them more often.
§ You won't be insecure for long when you're with this man.
"I'm not sure about this Kolya…" You murmured under your breath, looking at your reflection in the mirror. "This is... Not really suitable for me"
The tight black dress was showing off your cleavage, and was sticking to your body, flaunting all the curves of your body. You weren't used to wearing these kind of things. They weren't made for you. Not for someone with your physic. They belonged to a supermodel with a slim body and a killer waist.
"You think so? Because I don't" Your boyfriend smiled as he wrapped his arms around you from behind, resting his chin on your shoulder while looking at you in the mirror. "I think that you look... Breathtaking"
Praises with Nikolai weren't really rare, but they were definitely genuine. You could feel that with your heart.
"It's just that... I don't know babe... Maybe I should wear something looser than this... I think that it doesn't fit me much"
"And I think you should go visit your eye doctor"
"Kolya! I'm being serious!"
"So am I!"
His hands tightened around you, pressing you to himself as he planted a kiss on your neck, making you giggle.
"I mean, how can you look at this beauty in front of you and say that you need to change? The only way you could do that is when something is wrong with your eyes"
You leaned your head on his, smiling softly while caressing his hands with your fingers. "You really think so?"
"Yeah! Plus... it's a bonus that I can admire your charm and get to look at these babies" "Stop touching my breast all the time Kolya!" "No can do! You're all mine~"
↳Akutagawa
§ This guy is also smart, but sadly, he doesn't receive a lot of credit for that.
§ If you've read chapter 144 of Bsd wan! manga, you knew that he's struggling with the same insecurities. Only he's thin and wants to be like one of those muscle dudes in the wrestling matches.
§ I also don't think he will make much remarks about your insecurity. I mean he will, but it's very, veeeeery rare. Gestures are not really regular with him either, but he's words are enough to make you believe that he thinks you're flawless.
§ I mean, you were able to take him out of his shell and make the man fall for you, and that is not something all people can do🚶🏻♀️
§ He's an honest guy and he doesn't waste his actions, so whenever he tries to comfort you, your heart flutters by his genuine words.
§ I'm sorry but I don't think he will tolerate other people commenting on his s/o, specially rude comments. And people do include your family🚶🏻♀️🚶🏻♀️
§ He will be touchy when you pretend to be sleep are sleep. He will caress your cheeks, your arms, your belly, everywhere.
§ He's the type of dumbass who's insecure about something, but get's shocked when he founds out that other people are insecure for the same reason. Hes gonna be like how can you even think that way? You're perfect! While looking at his thin figure, getting upset with how weak he is.
§ I think that he will draw your picture :) I mean, we all know that he's an artist and you're his favorite peace of artwork-
§ He won't show it though, so when one day you accidentally see it in his drawer, you will literally melt.
Your rhythmic breathing was one of his favorite melodies in the world. It had been always like this; him waiting for you to drift to sleep so that he could watch your angelic face, wondering how could he be so lucky to have someone like you by his side.
The touch of his fingertips were too efficient for you to keep up with the act, so when he started softly stroking your cheek, your lips formed into a soft smile, causing him to smile back.
"Idiot girl, wastes her time worrying about such nonsense. How can she not see how perfect she is..."
You were lucky that he still hadn't found out that you were awake, but he would if you start to cry from his words.
He placed a soft kiss on your forehead, sighing as he felt so comfortable around you even though he was in his most vulnerable state.
He would try to be better for you, to make you feel loved and treasured even more.
↳Atsushi
§ Tiger boi😭😭
§ Yeah this dude needs more comfort than you do. He's seeking for the approval of a dead man🚶🏻♀️
§ Like Akutagawa, out beloved boy will also be surprised when he finds out about your insecurity.
§ But this baby is hella understanding, and is also big on words of affirmation. Will praise the hell out of you while blushing super hard. His attempts to make you feel better despite being shy makes you feel butterflies in your stomach.
§ I mean DID IT HURT WHEN YOU FELL DOWN FROM HEAVEN CUZ YOU CAN'T BE A HUMAN, NO NO NO.
§ He will talk to you about it. Will tell you the most heart warming compliments, how much he loves you, how he finds you so perfect, how its silly of you to even think about such things. You are his most important in the whole world, and you deserve to know that.
§ Is also big on acts of service. He won't buying fancy stuff cuz our boy is poor😭😭 But he will never forget to bring you flowers when he comes to your doorstep to take you on a nice date :>
§ He might think that it's he's fault too though... That the reason you feel this way is that maybe he isn't giving you enough love and care :')
§ Ok but he really finds it hard to believe. You are literally like his goddess and he worships you, and you have that kind of thoughts about yourself? Get out of here! You must be messing with him!
§ He will not give up unless you take over your insecurity. Will treat it like mission to make you understand how precious you are and will not give up unless you reach the understanding that you won't really care about other people's opinions, when you have him :)
Pillow talk has always been a must for you and Atsushi. It didn't necessarily have to include any talking; your gentle touches and loving gazes toward each other was way more than enough.
"How can you be this pretty y/n..." His quiet voice rang in your ear, earning tiny shivers from your body. He deepened his head in the crook of you neck even more when you leaned to his side, and tugged your hair behind your ear.
"It's just unbelievable how beautiful you are. I keep staring at you all day, I always cage you in my embrace at nights, and I still can't believe that you're real" "'Sushi, stop!"
You whined as you pressed yourself against him harder, sighing out of comfort while thinking you should be the one had to say all this to the other.
"I'm... not like that..."
"You are"
"I'm not!"
"Then you should see yourself from my point of view" His gentle hands caressing your hair were a huge distraction, but his words were literally getting recorded in your heart. You weren't surprised when you felt your tears staining your warm skin.
"I love you so much 'Sushi..." "And I love you more than any other thing in the world... And I can never get over how perfect you actually are for me"
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𝐃𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐩𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐥 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 😈 (𝐍𝐢𝐤𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐢'𝐬 𝐏𝐎𝐕)

Pros: + You can finally make Fedya wear your clothes! Even your hat 🎩 You always wanted to see him in it. But he refused to swipe outfits. Well, no more.
+ Your body is gonna carry Dos-kun inside, as if you're giving him a giant hug 🤗🫂 Your flesh will become a candy wrapper for the sweetest, most demonic entity.
+ You'll never fear being separated from your friend ever again. That awful feeling in your chest – it will go away 💔
+ You won't have to rack your brain over ways to get Dos-kun's attention 👀 No more sleepless nights spent coming up with charades to catch his gaze. Now Fedya will have to “see” you every day. You'll become his new shell. So, little demon will be stuck with you forever.
+ Fedya might even smile, while taking over your body 😈 And you can even manage to smile back, before your face will be pilled away
Cons: — You'll never experience any of this from your own perspective (and you wish you could so, so badly)
𝗙𝘆𝗼𝗱𝗼𝗿 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗡𝗶𝗸𝗼𝗹𝗮𝗶: 𝘁𝘄𝗼 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗳𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝗱𝘆𝘀𝗳𝘂𝗻𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗱𝗿𝗮𝘄𝗻 𝘁𝗼 𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿

Fyodor can't function without God the same way Nikolai can't function without freedom.
Their personalities are so off-balanced and incompatible with reality, they need something outside of it to feel whole.
Eventually, their immense need to rely on Freedom/God distorts the very source of their comfort.
Freedom gets bloody, and God becomes hungry for the sacrifice.
But it isn't that freedom or God have fundamentally changed. What changed were their brains of those perceiving them and their motivations.
Gogol and Dostoevsky needed an ideal that would inspire them to live, no matter how disappointed they are with their own existence.
Both Clown and Demon also looked for a justification, a place onto which they could project their hidden pain, without directly interacting with it.
Fyodor and Nikolai were pretty angry at what happened to them in the past. Whatever it was, it hurt. And still does.
But neither Dostoevsky, not Gogol can't acknowledge that. If they would ever do so, these two would have to admit: they still care about people and the way people treat them.
So each of the duo says that they're hurting others, not for the personal gain or out of a desperate attempt to feel better. No, they're doing for the ideal: be it “Freedom” or the “God”.
It allows both Fyodor and Nikolai to keep lashing out, while keeping their self-images intact.
They keep saying to themselves: “I hurt others because of how inhuman I am”. While in reality the opposite is accurate.
They both became criminals because of their humanity, albeit flawed one.
Of course, Gogol's idea of freedom is almost broken or at least showing cracks. But Dostoevsky's obsession with God's is as strong as ever.
It'll only grow stronger, the closer Fyodor gets to the end of his goal.
Dostoevsky rushes towards it with all of his might because despite all his prayers and hopes, living with his version of God is still unbearable.
It kinda hurts.
And he wants it to stop.
Whenever nikolai eats oranges he takes off all the skin (from the individual slices) and then dissects the orange flesh to eat it because I do this

Nikolai and price with a ftm!reader who is taller hcs tyy
a/n: sure!! I listened to country while writing this because I got bored :’/

Nikolai:
-surprised when he met you at a club and you just stood up and ended up being a good 5 inches taller then him
-absolutely abuses the privilege. If he can’t reach something while working? Might as well have you do it instead of him
-brags about having a boyfriend a surprising amount for someone who is actively an illegal arms trader among other things
-loves stealing your hoodies because their just the perfect size on him to be warm and comfy for around the house
Price:
-since he’s around ghost all the time he’s not completely odded out by it! If anything he thinks it makes you look more masc
-makes taking photos with you just a tiny bit harder when you two are out doing something in public, although the only reason he takes photos to begin with is to show off his boyfriend sooo
-loves to tease you about it and make all the corny tall jokes, but he’s never trying to be mean. He just thinks it’s silly
Can you write dating headcanons for Nikolai (my sexy clown 🤡)? PLS?🥺😁
A/n:i know you're sick so i hope this makes you feel better<33



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This fucking clown, okay let's do this.
Dating him would be somehow easy and difficult at the same time? You know what i mean? ( You probably don't know, but that's okay)
Dress ups as dates and just an activity between you two. I don't talk about just dressing. I mean putting make up, changing outfits, braiding his hair. It's like a care-take day.
Love language is physical touch. No other option. Like yes he also does the others, but the most important one is physical touch, he'd be all over you all the time.
For receiving it's most likely words of affirmation. Like give the boy the praise he (doesn't) deserves!!
He would cover your eyes with his hands teleport you with his ability somewhere and ask you to guess where you were.
Stealing his hat and making him find it is one his favourite activities to do, because you stand there and giggle while he is searching for it and he loves to hear you laugh.
Sitting on his lap while doing his make upz because he'll let you like i already said. Also this man has the most comfortable legs to sit and lay your head on. And he loves when you do that, because you're so close to him.
Also this man's hair is down to the floor. Like probably even more. He is Rapunzel okay? Would honestly suffucate you while you sleep and his hair is down.
Speaking of this. Cuddling is sooo chaotic. Like kicking you off the bed, going into position you didn't even knew were possible to do in your sleep. It's so funny
Would literally kill Sigma, because of rambling about you, like don't get me wrong, Sigma doesn't have a problem with you. His problem is with Nikolai and his rambling.
Dancing in empty bal rooms>>

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