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1 year ago

Here’s just a random ass thought I had-

I think Yor used to be a dancer when she was a kid. More specifically she danced ballet. Because if you think about it she’s very graceful which could be from years of dance lessons. As well as the fact ballerina are often considered stronger and fitter then some pro athletes (and Yor is very strong). And my final reason is just the fact she runs in stilettos. Like this girl took dance lessons.

(Sorry for the shitty grammar it’s 2am.)

Edit:

I made a drawing of Ballerina Yor here :)


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3 years ago

Lesser Known Effects of Using a Lazarus Pit

We all know about the homicidal tendencies, but here’s some lesser-known psychological effects Ra’s has experienced, as reported by anonymous members of the League of Assassins.

-Bieber Fever. Now the mere mention of the singer’s name is enough to warrant severe punishment.

-Becoming a Hippie. Which led to Woodstock, which led to Talia, which led to PTA meetings...

-Bad Financial Decisions. Such as funding Coronado’s expedition to El Dorado (so shiny!) or buying into tulip mania (so stripey!).

-Ability to Withstand Effects of and Communicate with Eldritch Horrors. Like that time Ra’s decided to take a mental health vacation to R’lyeh or when he and Cthulhu became pen pals for two years straight. (They still send cards on occasion.)

-Taking Up Bizarre Hobbies. Such as yak jumping, armpit hair weaving and social media. (He gained quite the following for the armpit hair thing.)

-Interesting Delusions. Such as the time he insisted he was Princess Furiosa of Inner Earth (and dressed to match) or that sea gulls were plotting against him (which resulted in his mental health vacation to R’lyeh.)

-Reluctance to Leave the Lazarus Pit. Which resulted in the delusion that he was actually a whale.

If you’ve ever wondered why more members of the League don’t sneak a dip now and then, you have your answer.


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3 years ago

Random Pokémon Thought...

We need to petition the Pokémon Company to make a Pokémon Mewsical. The sequel should be called The Pokémon Mewsical: Mewtwo. If it’s popular enough, they should make it a trilogy and call the third one The Pokémon Mewsical: Mewthree.

Who’s with me?

(OP runs off stage dodging hurled tomatoes.)


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1 year ago

no spoilers

in honor of me deciding to binge loki season 2, i would like to present you with a list of predictions i made before watching that is based entirely on headcanons from season 1, some fantastic fan art from tumblr, and my own disaster thoughts:

mobius and loki confess their love

either after they watch an illusion of each other die or after an illusion of the other one confesses first

there's some kind of mirror world slash groundhog day situation

loki and/or mobius have to watch each other die > probably in said mirror world slash groundhog day situation

miss minutes is evil

the watcher is just... present... somehow...

the finale is either a cliffhanger or a happily ever after

and now i'm off to go binge the entire season


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