Lesser Known Effects Of Using A Lazarus Pit

Lesser Known Effects of Using a Lazarus Pit

We all know about the homicidal tendencies, but here’s some lesser-known psychological effects Ra’s has experienced, as reported by anonymous members of the League of Assassins.

-Bieber Fever. Now the mere mention of the singer’s name is enough to warrant severe punishment.

-Becoming a Hippie. Which led to Woodstock, which led to Talia, which led to PTA meetings...

-Bad Financial Decisions. Such as funding Coronado’s expedition to El Dorado (so shiny!) or buying into tulip mania (so stripey!).

-Ability to Withstand Effects of and Communicate with Eldritch Horrors. Like that time Ra’s decided to take a mental health vacation to R’lyeh or when he and Cthulhu became pen pals for two years straight. (They still send cards on occasion.)

-Taking Up Bizarre Hobbies. Such as yak jumping, armpit hair weaving and social media. (He gained quite the following for the armpit hair thing.)

-Interesting Delusions. Such as the time he insisted he was Princess Furiosa of Inner Earth (and dressed to match) or that sea gulls were plotting against him (which resulted in his mental health vacation to R’lyeh.)

-Reluctance to Leave the Lazarus Pit. Which resulted in the delusion that he was actually a whale.

If you’ve ever wondered why more members of the League don’t sneak a dip now and then, you have your answer.

Charge!

This has some serious SCP Foundation vibes.

Visual Writing Prompt #519

Story Starter #18

“To be enlightened,” he said, “simply means trading out your old prejudices for new ones.”

Somehow, Erik the Slayer followed me to Apocrypha. (Teldryn and Erandur stayed behind, big babies!) You could chalk this up to a glitch, but I like to think Erik is just that dedicated as a fighter. (Though, in all fairness, Teldryn followed me to Apocrypha on my last PC save, so maybe he just doesn’t want to smell like rotten seafood again.)

Exactly how I feel about Hermaeus Mora.

Writing Prompt #1677

"I am a god. Bow at my feet!"

"Take a nap, man. I'm so over you."