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Okay, but LEGIT I always assumed there used to be something going on between Munk and Cass, purely based on that one interaction they have in the '98 movie. Now I need to hear all the headcanons..

○°Munkustrap and Cassandra°○

☆DIVORCE☆

♡headcanons♡

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Munk and Cassie got married after they graduated from cat high school ❤

But Cassandra began to have an affair with Alonzo 😱

To get even with her Munk also started having an affair with Alonzo 😳

Alonzo suggested that they should just form a polycule, but Cassandra was angry 💢 that Alonzo was cheating on her with her own husband

They decide to get divorced 💔

Munkustrap gets Bombalurina to be his lawyer in divorce court 🔥

This is a smart 🤓🧠 move because Bombalurina has had seven divorces herself and knows her shit

Unfortunately for them Cassandra hired Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer 🤡🤡

Mungo and Rump keep marrying and divorcing eachother to get on TV 📺 , and are trying to get into Guinnes World Records for Most Divorces 🏆💯

But this is not why they make good divorce lawyers 🚫❌

They keep stealing 🧤💰 eating🍴 Bombalurina's notes and evidence and replacing it with drawings of fish with boobies 🐟🍈🍈

Cassandra gets their house and full custody of their creepy twins 👯‍♀️ (Coricopat 🌜and Tantomile 🌛)

Munkustrap ends up in a sad empty bachelor pad 😥

Cassandra makes amends with Alonzo, but now that the thrill of adultery 😼 isn't there anymore, they kind of just hang out 👫

Munkustrap starts dating Demeter 💙💛 (who herself is divorced) and bonds with his new stepdaughter Sillabub 👨‍👩‍👧

He gets a shirt 👕 that says "I'm not the step-dad, I'm the dad that stepped up" 💪