Okay, But LEGIT I Always Assumed There Used To Be Something Going On Between Munk And Cass, Purely Based

Okay, but LEGIT I always assumed there used to be something going on between Munk and Cass, purely based on that one interaction they have in the '98 movie. Now I need to hear all the headcanons..

○°Munkustrap and Cassandra°○

☆DIVORCE☆

♡headcanons♡

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Munk and Cassie got married after they graduated from cat high school ❤

But Cassandra began to have an affair with Alonzo 😱

To get even with her Munk also started having an affair with Alonzo 😳

Alonzo suggested that they should just form a polycule, but Cassandra was angry 💢 that Alonzo was cheating on her with her own husband

They decide to get divorced 💔

Munkustrap gets Bombalurina to be his lawyer in divorce court 🔥

This is a smart 🤓🧠 move because Bombalurina has had seven divorces herself and knows her shit

Unfortunately for them Cassandra hired Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer 🤡🤡

Mungo and Rump keep marrying and divorcing eachother to get on TV 📺 , and are trying to get into Guinnes World Records for Most Divorces 🏆💯

But this is not why they make good divorce lawyers 🚫❌

They keep stealing 🧤💰 eating🍴 Bombalurina's notes and evidence and replacing it with drawings of fish with boobies 🐟🍈🍈

Cassandra gets their house and full custody of their creepy twins 👯‍♀️ (Coricopat 🌜and Tantomile 🌛)

Munkustrap ends up in a sad empty bachelor pad 😥

Cassandra makes amends with Alonzo, but now that the thrill of adultery 😼 isn't there anymore, they kind of just hang out 👫

Munkustrap starts dating Demeter 💙💛 (who herself is divorced) and bonds with his new stepdaughter Sillabub 👨‍👩‍👧

He gets a shirt 👕 that says "I'm not the step-dad, I'm the dad that stepped up" 💪

Apparently my director went to see a production of West Side Story a few years ago, and the guy playing Chino forgot his gun before coming out for his final scene. Once it got to the big scene where he is supposed to shoot Tony, he screeched “Poison Boots” and kicked the actor playing Tony until he went down. The girl playing Maria then had to jerk the shoe off of Chino’s foot, and had to do the gunshot scene asking “How many kicks Chino? How many kicks, and one kick left for me”. 

Munkustrap: "My body may be aching, but at least I have a good coat."

Demeter: "I don't think those are equivalents?"

Munkustrap: "Nor did I intend them to be."

Glaze is out!

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