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from this audio clip, for @guqin-and-flute's MBMSAM AU!
Sect Leader Wei and his kids <3
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Wei Wuxian and his murder children
Au where on top of A-Yuan Wei Wuxian ends up adopting all the murder gremlins in the show. Mainly because the author would pay cold hard cash to see Wei Wuxian, on his Yiling Patriarch days, storming a Discussion Conference, with A-Yuan in his arms (teething on the Chenqing), Mo Xuanyu hanging from his back (cause he's still shy but the goblin energy is slowly coming out and he wants to be included), and Xue Yang being dragged by the back of his robes (because if he can't be a serial killer he will be a serial pickpocket and no one can stop him). The paleness, trembles and twitches have less to do with the demonic cultivation and more with the fact that he is suddenly the father of three.
Why they stormed the discussion conference is anyone's guess but the author suspects it has something to do with the kids. Maybe one of them tried to steal Zidian the last time Jiang Cheng visited. Maybe the kids missed their other dad and tried to run away and find him and Wei Wuxian tagged along (read: found the older two had grabbed his baby radish and disappeared and flew into a panic).
-Wei Wuxian storming Lanling - "LAN ZHAN! You promised to take the kids this weekend! I have talismans to make!"
Meanwhile, Xue Yang is in the background excitedly showing some of the other junior disciples (he is Wei Wuxian's disciple and he WILL bite you for saying otherwise!) this new method of cultivation they have been developing that essentially boils down to using necromancy to just...Not. Let. A. Plant. Die. In his case it goes something like this:
As always co-authored with/enabled by @sswangxian
“Jie, why’re we in a temple of the Bloody Head General? Didn’t you say you wanted to pray for the health of your marriage and your children to come?”
“I did, and we are.”
“This omega god is a martial god, and a savage one at that! How could he possibly help you live in that snake pit called Koi Tower other than smite the scheming bastards?”
“A-Cheng, you shouldn’t speak so ill of A-Xuan’s family! Furthermore, Bloody Head General is indeed a fierce warrior whom many pray to in the name of violence, but legend says he was a mother before his ascension, and there’s not a mother alive who doesn’t understand the plight of another.”
The day before her marriage, JYL prays to the vicious god in Yiling for protection in the Lanling Jin sect. This confuses everyone who knows her sweet and gentle nature and inclination toward pacifism. It’s understandable; everything they say about WWX as a martial god is true. From his gruesome battle tactics to his fierce temper, WWX is a force not to be taken lightly. These are, however, only the aspects his human worshippers choose to give focus.
Touched by her judgment of his character, WWX answers her prayers in the form of MXY, a young bastard of JGS’s who is moved by JYL’s immediate recognition of him as family and genuine kindness. He is then rewarded with a small gift of precognition that he decides to use to help a good woman live well in a den of venomous snakes.
WWX, from his divine dwelling, watches the evildoers burn and the righteous ones rise from their ashes.
(Works in tangent with The Bloody Head God AU!)
– what happened in this comic? –
When Wei Wuxian was brought back by Mo XuanYu, he never planned on staying. He lived his life and died, his story was done. But he did want to fix all of the issues that he had left behind. He went through the novel and played his part. At the end, he was able to resolve all things that were left unresolved in his death. He finally made up with Jiang Cheng. He finally met his nephew, Jin Ling. He finally understood his soulmate, Lan Wangji.
But there was one last thing that wasn’t resolved.
WWX was incredibly thankful to MXY for giving him a second chance to tie up loose ends. MXY, someone who was misunderstood and abused, died partially due to his inventions. And so, WWX decides to give MXY his life back, to give MXY a second chance just as MXY had given him.
(is lwj and co. torn up about this? yes. was that selfish of wwx? maybe. but wwx never did ask others for permission to do what he wanted.)
Remember when Jin Ling threatened his uncle who was masquerading as his uncle with death via his uncle?
And then Jin Ling's uncle showed up to kill Jin Ling's uncle, thinking it was Jin Ling's uncle, but then Jin Ling's future uncle came and stopped him? All without knowing that Jin Ling's uncle was actually Jin Ling's uncle in the body of Jin Ling's uncle.
And when Jin Ling's uncle and Jin Ling's future uncle figured out that Jin Ling's uncle was actually Jin Ling's uncle, Jin Ling's future uncle protected Jin Ling's uncle from Jin Ling's uncle, who thought that Jin Ling's uncle was really Jin Ling's uncle possessing Jin Ling's uncle, but then after Jin Ling's uncle hit Jin Ling's uncle with purple lighting, Jin Ling and Jin Ling's uncle thought that Jin Ling's uncle was just Jin Ling's uncle.
But Jin Ling's future uncle knew that it was really Jin Ling's uncle, in the body of Jim Ling's uncle.
Then Jin Ling's future uncle took Jin Ling's uncle who was disguised as Jin Ling's uncle on a trip to figure out whether or not Jin Ling's uncle was really behind the deaths of a lot of people, including Jin Ling's uncle.
But in the end, it was not Jin Ling's uncle who killed Jin Ling's demonic cultivator uncle, but his uncle, using Demonic Cultivation.
Then, Jin Ling's uncle, with the help of Jin Ling's future uncle, figured out that Jin Ling's uncle who was his uncle through his uncle manipulated his uncle into resurrecting his uncle, all for revenge on his uncle who killed his uncle who was his uncle through his uncle.
(Jin Ling's uncle did eventually reconcile with Jin Ling's uncle, due to help from Jin Ling's uncle)
I crack myself up, sometimes.
( -several of Jin Ling's uncles were unfortunately harmed in the making of this post ):
In light of my Villainous/Harmonious Quartet Magical Girl story that I will rarely update, I will at least show how I imagine their transformation to be.
Part 3: Mo Xuanyu
My genderbend villainous quartet!
Dilraba Dilmurat - Jin Guangyao
Ju Jingyi - Xue Yang
Ni ni - Su Minshan
Xing fei - Mo Xuanyu
Modern Setting:
Mo Xuanyu: I read zodiac blogs that stated that the sign most likely to be a serial killer is a Pisces.
Jin Zixuan: That can't be true. I'm a pisces and I don't act like a serial killer.
Xue Yang: Don't you keep files of every asshole who insulted your little brothers so that you knew when and where to find them when they cross a line?
Jin Zixuan: That doesn't make me a serial killer. I'm just being a doting and loving older brother figure who'll make sure anyone who makes my little brothers sad will pay for it.
Su Minshan: Now that you mention it, I haven't seen that asshole Zixun or your dad in awhile.
Meng Yao: *BURST IN* Check the news! The police found father and Zixun's dismembered remains at a pig farm!
Jin Zixuan: *Feigning shock* I can't believe that happened.
Ignoring my fanfictions by pretending to be a stylist when I don’t know anything? Yes. Yes I am.
Genderbend Villainous Quartet Fashion Choices (American)
*I don’t know enough about Chinese modern fashion & its history, so the fashion choices are very Americanized. So this is more of if these 4 went to America for college and tried to blend into the pop culture.
Meng Yao’s fashion: Retro & Chic
I think Meng Yao’s outfits would be heavily inspired by Audrey Hepburn where she wears very sophisticated and elegant minimalist muted outfits, but she’ll add just a small splash of color like warm reds or mustard yellow. She has all of her coats, a ton of boat neck or a-line dresses, and loose yet form flattering casual wear. She definitely has a collection of cloche hats as well as pillbox hats and gloves. She wears simple jewelry and barely any makeup. And once she starts making money, she’d wear Givenchy.
Xue Yang’s Fashion: Punk & Otaku
Obviously a rebel who’d put disrespect and cringe on her outfits. She’d be a punk rocker and otaku nerd. For the former, she’d wear typical ripped jeans, second-hand shoes or platform boots, and a leather sleeveless jacket. But her shirts would just have the progressive statements on them supporting abortion, lgbtq community, Defund the Police, etc. For makeup, she puts it on when she’s in the mood, and when she is, she goes all out with the drag queen look. For the latter, she’d cosplay as some of the most despicable people in anime and wear cringe clothing choices.
Mo Xuanyu’s Fashion: Pastel Gothic Lolita
Into the dark arts and cute feminine things, she combines these two to become a sweet demon of witchery. She’ll read your palm, slice a goat’s throat, and create herbal medicine, but will send you to the hospital if it’s bad because she’s not that crazy. And of course she has athletic wear choices.
Su She: Sporty & Artsy
Definitely the type to hit the gym a lot, so she doesn’t wear makeup or wear jewelry, and is in bland regular gym wear. But when she’s not in the gym and out socializing, she wears clothes she brought from small businesses, thrift stores or she makes it herself, so where the others’ look has a guidebook, her own is a mashup.
Jin Zixuan: So you see Xue Yang and Yu-didi walking across the road. What do you hit?
Su She: The closest convenience store.
Jin Zixuan: What, no-
Su She: No because it's perfect. They always have their ski masks on them. *grabs keys* Xue Yang! Mo Xuanyu! Let's go rob a bank!
The gremlin twins: YAAAY!
Jin Zixuan: WAIT! STOP!
*Meng Yao in the background dying of laughter.*
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Xue Yang: What's your greatest fear?
Su She: Being tricked by the enemy into slaughtering everyone I love.
Xue Yang: Less dramatic.
Su She: Oh, then crushing my boyfriend's neck while he's going down on me. If we're gonna do it, he has to either go sideways or 69 with me while my hands are tied behind my back.
Xue Yang: Kinky.
Su She: No. No. CONCERNED.
I’d love to see like, a weird episodic sitcom/fanfic where Wei wuxian is brought back from the dead and Mo Xuanyu is his little apprentice and just watsons all his sherlock shit. And when people first meet the two of them they are like, “Mo Xuanyu is the normal one” and then they get to know them and realise “Mo Xuanyu is just as clinically insane as the Yiling Laozu, did he just torture that man for three days and three nights with a singing radish?”
The Yiling Laozu’s Lost Spells, A.K.A. The Weird Ones
A Collection by Mo Xuanyu
aka another crack au
Edit: Now with a part 2!
When the Yiling Laozu died his work was divided up by its use
The Lans took anything deemed undemonic, like Spirit Lures and Demonic Compasses
The Jins snuck out anything dangerous under the lie they’d destroy it
And the rest of it…it got scattered everywhere to every lowdown village and wanna be demonic cultivator.
At first, no one thought this would be a problem. It’s not like anything dangerous is out there, and not just anyone can culitvate
But they forgot two very important things: 1) no one needs to be a culivator to use demonic cultivation and 2) people will find a way to use anything
Soon the culivation world is overrun by really, really weird cases that their cultivators just can’t keep up with
And when I say weird, I do mean weird here’s a look at some of the cases:
Case 1) Giant rabbits the size of houses have been spotted in a mountain near a sheparding villiage eating all their feilds. They asked Hanguang-jun for help. Hanguang-jun went up but he did not come back down. It is suspected the giant bunnies ate him
Case 2) the dancing radishes. Every night on the full moon radishes come to life in a villiage and dance on their beds. Its not hurting anyone, but its really freaking them out
Case 3) dog begone spells. A whole villiage has lost all its dogs and no one knows why. Some of them were really expensive spirit puppies, including one jin guangyao was planning to purchase for his nephew
Case 4) the case of the running radishes. Radishes are leaving their beds a d running away as fast as thry can. Every time someone gets close they keep moving farther away
Case 5) flowers flying to lan clan ribbons and sticking. Every flower, even ones on stems. The lans are walking around covered in flowers and it is becoming a Problem.
Case 6) radishes that look like potatoes. Again? What is with this guy and radishes? This spell would have been harmless if it hadn’t been in a villiage with two rival families of radishes and potatoes. The potato family is accusing the radish family of sabatoge and the radish family is accusing the potato family of stealing their crop
Case 7) Lotus soup possession talisman. If u stick this talisman on someone, they will make lotus and pork rib soup. Always. Again and again. They can’t stop. Everything they make is soup. They’re crying.
Case 8) the peacock tail talisman. Every jin who comes into contact with this talisman will get a peacock tail. They can’t get rid of them. This is a problem.
Case 9) grass butterflies come to life. Again, not harmful, but very annoying. All children love it. All adult toy sellers do not. Their wares keep flying away. Please someone save their buisnesses
Case 10) hug jiang cheng. You must hug jiang cheng. You can’t help it. You can’t stop. If u don’t give him one hug a day you will die. Jiang cheng is furious. Fix this now.
Case 11) give Hanguang-jun compliments. Not hard, no one would notice if it wasn’t stuck to Su She. He hates it. He’s sueing for emotional damages. You better fix this quick!
And these are just the first ones! In times like this, people look to the Chief Cultivator. But the Chief cultivator is off flirting with women, so like all things, this falls to jin guangyao to solve.
So Jin guangyao decides he needs to get those documents back, and who better to send to handle the weird cases no one wants to touch than his weird half brother who’s so fasinated by demonic cultivation?
Thus Mo Xuanyu finds himself with his dream job: chasing down the yiling Laozu’s lost works! What more could he want?
The first case is easy. He goes up and finds Hanguang-jun asleep cuddled in a pile of giant rabbits. All he has to do is find out where the talisman is and remove them. The hard part is getting Hanguang-jun to stop looking like he just killed his wife. Mo xuanyu didn’t know Hanguang-jun had puppy eyes. Since when did he have puppy eyes? Eventually to make him feel better he helps him take all the rabbits to cloud recesses. And at another puppy dog eyed, gloomy look like he’s denied him his long lost lover, Mo Xuanyu gives him the talisman too. Jin Guangyao’s not happy, but really, what was Mo Xuanyu supposed to do? Not make that handsome man smile again?
The second case is a lot harder. Nothing Mo Xuanyu does gets the radishes to stop singing. No spells, not talismans, nothing. The only thing left is to dig them all up and throw them deep into the woods where no one will have to listen. Mo Xuanyu’s ears are still bleeding from their reedy songs
The third case is where Mo Xuanyu feels a bit of hope in Yiling laozu’s work really paying off. Lots of his bullies at the jin sect have dogs. If he can make them vanish, he’ll be safe! Unfortunately this spell makes all dogs leave, or none at all. And even when he finds a way to undo it, he can’t afford to copy it out because jin guangyao took one of the pups to give to jin ling, and if mo xuanyu makes the grumpy jin ling’s beloved new puppy go away, he’ll be kicked out of Koi Tower and feel bad besides
The radishes are back, but they run now. They aren’t even violent, u can’t use them for anything! They just run! It takes mo xuanyu months to catch one and track it back to its home. The radishes have built a radish villige in the forest. Radish farmers radish shop keepers and radish children. Mo xuanyu feels like he’s stepped into a children’s book. Then he hears the familiar reedy songs and it becomes a nightmare. The running radishes found the singing ones. They interbred. Now they have musical theatre radishes. Mo Xuanyu booked it out of there as fast as he can. Fuck the Yiling Laozu. Mo Xuanyu isn’t messing with that
When the flowers stick to the lan, Mo Xuanyu gives up all previous respect for the yiling laozu. He was clearly an idiot. Or a cutsleeve. Mo Xuanyu hopes he’s a cutsleeve. It would be nice to have someone like him to look up too. At least he got to see Hanguang-jun again. He was very nice and showed Mo Xuanyu the back of cloud recesses, where some very familiar rabbits were very happy to greet him.
By case six mo Xuanyu takes back every positive thought he’d ever had about the yiling laozu. He’s not just an idiot, he’s The Idiot. And the potato family and radish family are just as idiotic as he is. Why is he overseeing a trial over radishes turned potatoes? Why is everyone so invested in his investigation? What is wrong with everyone here? (It was the radish family’s son. He was trying to grow potatoes to impress the potato families daughter. They get married and invite Mo Xuanyu to the wedding)
Case seven brings Mo’s respect for the yiling laozu back. The lotus soup spell is terrifying. They can’t stop making soup, or crying. It takes everything he has to stop it, and it isn’t working. He only figures out how to fix it when he says “thank you shijie” on reflex as his infected shijie shoved some soup in his arms. That made her stop. It has to be those words exactly though. This is easy if its a girl. Not so easy when its a 60 year old elderly man.
Case 8 Mo Xuanyu loves his peacock tail. Its proof he’s a jin, and oh so stylish. He’s gonna paint his face to match. But the rest of the jin sect hate it, so he reluctantly figures out how to get rid of it. All it takes is a humble apology, which is way harder to get jins to do than it should be. The last to lose it is jun ling, not because he can’t apologize, but because he likes his tail too, since his Jiujiu told him it made him look “just like his father”. Mo Xuanyu only gets him to get rid of it by promising to sneak the talisman to him in his rooms. They can enjoy their tails together in privacy.
Case 9. Nothing Mo Xuanyu can do about those grass butterflies. He chases them around with a net anyways. Then he gives up and tells the salesmen to start selling grass butterflies in cages instead. As he leaves all the little kids in the villiage trail after him and ask if it was really the yiling laozu who did this, and does Mo Xuanyu work for him, and can he teach them? Mo Xuanyu doesn’t have the heart to tell them that the yiling laozu’s magic isn’t usally all butterflies and rainbows.
Case 10 is terrifying. Who hugs jiang cheng? How do u survive it? Fortunately by this time Mo Xuanyu has a bit of a reputation. People know he deals with “the weird stuff” so jiang cheng doesn’t kill him on sight. It still takes forever to undo the spell. Jiang cheng isn’t any help. He acts so mad, but he’s totally hugging everyone infected back just as fiercely as they hug him. Eventually they find out its another password based release. The password is “good job didi” jiang cheng storms away furiously to break things with his whip. Mo xuanyu swears he heard loud sobbing too, but he’s not saying anything.
Case 11. The yiling laozu was definitely a cutsleeve. There’s no way someone makes a talisman to compliment Hanguang-jun without romantic intent. Mo Xuanyu is privately thrilled to know this, and see what a cutsleeve can do. He is less thrilled to have to work with su she. At least the way to break the spell is funny. Seeing su she stutteringly shout how hanguang-jun is better than him in everyway and then storm out in fury made his year.
The more Mo Xuanyu works on these weird cases, the more he feels like he’s learning about the true nature of the yiling laozu. Unfortunately, most of these cases do not result in easy solutions for the jin, and Mo’s position is just as perilous as before. Worse really, since as his reputation for handling weird borderline demonic stuff, people begin to wonder how, and look to jin sect to see who trained him.
So yeah, Mo Xuanyu gets framed for incest and kicked out of jin tower. He’d always been working with the weird, how far of a stretch would it be to say he’d go mad?
Mo Xuanyu is devistated, all his contacts, all the goodwill he’d earned from other sects and villiages, all gone when that rumor gets out. He can’t bear to face them and see the disgust on their faces
So he decides to turn to the only person who’s weird enough to not judge him
The one person he has enough blackmail on to ensure it.
The yiling laozu
It takes a while, but Mo Xuanyu is very familiar with how the yiling laozu alters talismans and spells at this point, and after three years and a very handy outline from Nie Huasang, he finds a way to bring back the yiling laozu
Without dying
Staring at his hero, his idol, and the biggest pain in his ass, mo xuanyu’s mind is racing. He has so many questions. Which should he ask first? Did u ever tell hanguang-jun u loved him? How’d u handle everyone turning on u? Did u really invent demonic cultivation all on your own?
But in the end the one that slips out is: Why do u have so many spells about radishes?
Wei ying blushes “i had a lot if radishes okay?!!! They were on my mind a lot!”
“That’s an understatement!” Mo xuanyu counters. “Do u have any idea how bad radishes sing? They invented muscial theatre! Theatre!”
“Really? Can I see?!!!” Wei yings eyes light up, and Mo xuanyu realizes he’s made a terrible mistake. The only thing worse than a mad scientists spells is a mad scientist’s curiousity. He’s going to have to follow this guy around the whole of the cultivation world to try and prevent him from making things even weirder!
Ah well, at least he’s not lonely anymore.
Keep reading
everyone say thank you mo xuanyu
Happy jin bros for zixuan’s and jiggy’s birthday!!
I know I made jiggy too tall but well… let’s just say it’s my birthday gift to him xD
Y'all. I saw the first part of this and thought.... but what if this was the Jin official dance. 😅 Seriously. Could you imagine all the half-siblings getting together and doing this dance. I think Qin Su would be the front. And all the guys in the back would have to time things to her and all. It would be great. Talk about a sibling bonding moment. Jin Zixuan is the one who actually knows the dance, so he is directing rehearsals.
Look this is crack and I am here for this. Maybe I can someday be good enough to draw this.
The Dance of a Thousand Hands.
plot idea for a fanfic
so I was re-reading a fanfic on ao3- “Barefoot in the Park” by cwlee for mdzs fandom. It is set in modern au for Mo Xuanyu pairing with established Nielan relationship.
reading it just a random plot idea came to mind that seemed to have a cross-over with DC fandom( which man minds are such crazy fun place).
Like MXY is tired and need a change of place, sells his few paintings and travels to Metropolis, meets crazy super hereos and villains, and even falls for one of them. And then old crowd from china and visits and sees the craziness of MXY’s life. LIKE THE CHAOS OF IT.
Not that I am writing it but yeah, had to share.
