Mikhail - Tumblr Posts
Lmao I'm dying at the QUOTE!! The REFERENCES!!!
Side note I Literally can't believe im not the only one to have thought of gru as mikhail, i never thought someone would make a funny meme of it lmao
guys i hate to break it to you but i found a leaked pic of mikhail and—
Mike watches and grows paler than a Russian winter
Picture this...Will is sitting on a swingset alone... he has ripped of the bandaid but the wound is still fresh... if only there was someone here to comfort him... suddenly a sensual europeen voice breaks the silence "Vill?"
"Mikhail???"
"I vanted to ask you someting, so I follow you heer."
Wills mouth dries up faster then a Russian drought.
"What is it?"
"Vould you be my life mate?" His orbs sparkled shyly
"Yes." Mike who?
"Oh my god. Vat is the zee best decision i have made. I veel vike my vife just starrrted." Beamed Mikhail, sitting down on the swing next to Will. "Vould you like to do a cocaine together?"
"Cocaine together."
No. Left. Wrong. Incorrect. Upside down. Invalid. Absolutely not. Input error. Rejected. Denied. Outlawed. Banished. Failure. Stupid. Idiot. Shit. Bullshit. Shunned. Forgotten. Deceased. Obliterated. Stan mikhail
I love these Mikhail jokes, but we don't actually want him in the series as one point of a Mike/Will/Mikhail love triangle, do we? We're just joking, right? Right? Please say right.
*When mikhail sees Will in his wizard cosplay:*
hah! Harry Pooter!!!
*When Mikhail sees el move something with her magic powers:*
hah! Harry Pooter!!!
*Mikhail when argyle offers him palm tree delight*:
hah. I hyave much much strrronger zan zat, you silly american.
I'm genuinely mad at myself for making this as a draft and not posting it earlier, cause I think mikhailgate is now closing, but I wholeheartedly stan the Despicable Me x Stranger Things x The Goldfinch multiverse, or for short, the Mikhail Multiverse.
Here's a google drawing i made a few days ago to encompass it (I added a few characters):
It's a little messy and confusing and it probably needs edits lol
i just didn't want to spend my life on it
just kidding im foolishly tempted to add more
im concerned for my insanity i think im gonna leave now
Edit: I forgot to mention @laozuspo is the first person I saw make a post/meme relating gru to mikhail! Gotta keep track the sources in mikhail lore😂
Also why does this have that many likes, you guys are just as insane as me🤣🤣😂
I hate Willhail but here
LOOK. LOOK AT THAT MAN'S THIGHS. LOOK AT HIS WAIST. LOOK AT HIM. WEEP BECAUSE NO HUMAN BEING WILL EVER LOOK LIKE THAT. CRY. REPEAT.
Mikhail is so fine. And for what reason??? ☠️
Do you ever think about a hot fictional character you want to marry (he is an old man) and then, twenty minutes later, figure out the meaning of life and decide that the choices you make don't matter, the only thing that matters is that you made a choice at all? I do.
Rip Gorbychops.
Anyone notice how Mikhail looks exhausted somehow? Is it because he was using his book too much? Or is it just the cold rain?
im so normal abt sibling relationships in media i swear
oh my god!
look a
CUTE
LIL'
EVIL
BABY!
