fuckmeupjackson

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I'm just here to post about stranger things. Cause it's cool. Also my user has no significance it's completely random lol

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Mike Watches And Grows Paler Than A Russian Winter

Mike watches and grows paler than a Russian winter

Picture this...Will is sitting on a swingset alone... he has ripped of the bandaid but the wound is still fresh... if only there was someone here to comfort him... suddenly a sensual europeen voice breaks the silence "Vill?"

"Mikhail???"

"I vanted to ask you someting, so I follow you heer."

Wills mouth dries up faster then a Russian drought.

"What is it?"

"Vould you be my life mate?" His orbs sparkled shyly

"Yes." Mike who?

"Oh my god. Vat is the zee best decision i have made. I veel vike my vife just starrrted." Beamed Mikhail, sitting down on the swing next to Will. "Vould you like to do a cocaine together?"

"Cocaine together."

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fuckmeupjackson

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VS. Mike, when Will makes him a painting and says "look, that's you":

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--here's another evidenc your honor

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fuckmeupjackson

3 years ago

Lmao I'm dying at the QUOTE!! The REFERENCES!!!

Side note I Literally can't believe im not the only one to have thought of gru as mikhail, i never thought someone would make a funny meme of it lmao

guys i hate to break it to you but i found a leaked pic of mikhail and—

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fuckmeupjackson

3 years ago

No. Left. Wrong. Incorrect. Upside down. Invalid. Absolutely not. Input error. Rejected. Denied. Outlawed. Banished. Failure. Stupid. Idiot. Shit. Bullshit. Shunned. Forgotten. Deceased. Obliterated. Stan mikhail

I love these Mikhail jokes, but we don't actually want him in the series as one point of a Mike/Will/Mikhail love triangle, do we? We're just joking, right? Right? Please say right.

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fuckmeupjackson

3 years ago

i have like 10.9812804 million analysis ideas but ugh why is it so hard to put it all together in neat postssss ahhhhh

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fuckmeupjackson

3 years ago

Lmao you guys are crazzzyyyyy

Will: dad I'm no longer in a relationship with mike, I've moved on

Hopper: oh god good yes yes, yesss.

Will: he's name is Mikhail.

Hopper:

Hopper: why does that sound fucking familiar

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