Mike Totally Doesnt Have A Criminal Record - Tumblr Posts

1 year ago

Never over look…MIKE

Thomas: So never over look a little engine Gordon or else

Gordon: or else what.

Mike: or else we’ll burn down ur house,commit tax invasion under your name,take ur wife/husband, and make ur life a living hell.

Gordon: WHAT

Mike: ILL DO IT!

Rex: yeah never over look Mike

Bert: never over look a little mike

Mike: Bert just because we are the same size DOESNT MEAN UR SAFE

Bert: FUCK

Me: HEY THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE FAMILY FRIENDLY

Gordon: that’s a lie

Me: SCRAP UR ASS AND BECOME A TANK ENGINE!

Gordon: AND YOU SAY WE SHOULD BE FAMILY FRIENDLY

Ryan:-backing away slowly- nope

Gordon: -calling 911- yeah I’d like to report a small James on a miniature railway

Mike: I HAVE A NAME

-Mike didn’t go to jail yet but Gordon did get sent to jail for doing tax evasion…and his house was burnt to ashes.-

Spencer: You need a hobby

-you need to shut up before I fight ur ass-

Spencer: AND ILL RUN YOU OVER

-IM ADMIN TRY ME-


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