Never Over LookMIKE

Never over look…MIKE

Thomas: So never over look a little engine Gordon or else

Gordon: or else what.

Mike: or else we’ll burn down ur house,commit tax invasion under your name,take ur wife/husband, and make ur life a living hell.

Gordon: WHAT

Mike: ILL DO IT!

Rex: yeah never over look Mike

Bert: never over look a little mike

Mike: Bert just because we are the same size DOESNT MEAN UR SAFE

Bert: FUCK

Me: HEY THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE FAMILY FRIENDLY

Gordon: that’s a lie

Me: SCRAP UR ASS AND BECOME A TANK ENGINE!

Gordon: AND YOU SAY WE SHOULD BE FAMILY FRIENDLY

Ryan:-backing away slowly- nope

Gordon: -calling 911- yeah I’d like to report a small James on a miniature railway

Mike: I HAVE A NAME

-Mike didn’t go to jail yet but Gordon did get sent to jail for doing tax evasion…and his house was burnt to ashes.-

Spencer: You need a hobby

-you need to shut up before I fight ur ass-

Spencer: AND ILL RUN YOU OVER

-IM ADMIN TRY ME-

More baby recoms with dad quaritch

Bad dreams

Quaritch was trying to sleep until he felt someone climb into his bunk. He looked down to see who it was and it was Lyle.

“Lyle why are you up?” He asked his small recom soldier. Lyle just crawled up to him.

“I had a bad dream.” He said as he pulled the covers over him and snuggled into quaritchs side. Quaritch sighed and patted his head softly. Even though Lyle was a toddler he still didn’t have no hair. Just as soon as quaritch was about to go back to bed he saw z-dig climbing into his bunk too.

“I also had a bad dream.” She said as also snuggled into quaritchs side. It wasn’t too long until the whole recom Team was his in bunk because they all had a bad dream. Hell Mansk just said he couldn’t sleep good and joined in the cuddle pile. Quaritch stared at the ceiling wondering about how this could all go wrong. He had ja and Warren on his chest and had the push two of the bunks together so the others could have room to sleep.

In the end they all managed to fall asleep peacefully without any nightmares.

(If only I was in the cuddle pile)

Baby recom headcanons

Prager is most likely to have warm milk to make them fall asleep more easily cause they can’t fall asleep most of the time.

Mansk is the one to be roped into stuff and is quite most of the time.

Lopez And Brown fight sometimes but at the end of the day their friendship still last. (Totally didn’t try and force a car out of Ja’s nose after he got it stuck)

Warren is attacked by the girls and ate his red crayon. When quaritch asked where the red crayon was and he said it didn’t taste like strawberries.

Z-dog and Walker be holding Fike hostage most of the time for tea parties and make overs.

Lyle is around quaritch most of the time and will hold on to his leg if he has to leave.

Zhang is trying to stay away from the group because of the chaos that goes on.

Thomas and friends: a new tender of Gordon gone wrong

Gordon: -looks at the f.Scotsman tenders- that’s what I need another tender

F.Scotsman: you sure as hell not taking mine.

Gordon: I NEVER SAID I WAS

f.Scotsman: why do you need another tender anyway?

Gordon: THEY SAY I TAKE UP TOO MUCH OF THE COAL SUPPLY!

F.scotsman: mhm. It’s ok little brother

Gordon: yeah you just pissed me off some more bye -leaves-

F.Scotsman: ITS TRUE THOUGH!

-mean while-

Duck: hey Henry do you want MY tenders?

Henry: hmmmmmmmmmmmmm sure how many you got

Duck: -evil smirk- 6

Henry: I’ll take ‘em

James: SO WERE NOT GONNA QUESTION WHERE OR WHY DUCK HAS LIKE 6 TENDERS ON DECK!? HES A TANK ENGINE

Duck: it’s the great western way

Henry: James what if he’s just hiding tenders?

Me: -running away from duck- I DONT HAVE BREAD

duck: I CAN SENSE YOU HAVE IT! -chasing me-

James:…..if you end up with something stupid I warned you

-in the end Henry did get his 6 tenders but got 6 dirty trucks. James laughed at him until he was just beating a dead horse (it means that the joke isn’t funny and you’re telling it for no reason)-

Spencer: y’all wanna sign up for my 25.99 daily program of how to be fast and s-

-NO!-

Victor says…maybe

I was inspired by @jammyjams1910 because every time I see one of their voice overs I die laughing. So yeah enjoy.

Also Victor needs more screen time

I sound like a dying rat Ik

Au IDEA

Ok so! I was remind about people putting random fandoms in danganronpa. SO I THOUGHT ANOUT IT AND SAID “what if avatar the way of water was in danganronpa?” All I know that it’s either Jake or quaritch that gonna end up fucking dead first in 10 seconds. If a body has been discovered then it’s probably jakes or quaritchs.

But who would be the mastermind behind all this shit? This is now my new au idea.

(Gonna eat this like a 3 course meal.)