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Thomas And Friends: A New Tender Of Gordon Gone Wrong
Thomas and friends: a new tender of Gordon gone wrong
Gordon: -looks at the f.Scotsman tenders- that’s what I need another tender
F.Scotsman: you sure as hell not taking mine.
Gordon: I NEVER SAID I WAS
f.Scotsman: why do you need another tender anyway?
Gordon: THEY SAY I TAKE UP TOO MUCH OF THE COAL SUPPLY!
F.scotsman: mhm. It’s ok little brother
Gordon: yeah you just pissed me off some more bye -leaves-
F.Scotsman: ITS TRUE THOUGH!
-mean while-
Duck: hey Henry do you want MY tenders?
Henry: hmmmmmmmmmmmmm sure how many you got
Duck: -evil smirk- 6
Henry: I’ll take ‘em
James: SO WERE NOT GONNA QUESTION WHERE OR WHY DUCK HAS LIKE 6 TENDERS ON DECK!? HES A TANK ENGINE
Duck: it’s the great western way
Henry: James what if he’s just hiding tenders?
Me: -running away from duck- I DONT HAVE BREAD
duck: I CAN SENSE YOU HAVE IT! -chasing me-
James:…..if you end up with something stupid I warned you
-in the end Henry did get his 6 tenders but got 6 dirty trucks. James laughed at him until he was just beating a dead horse (it means that the joke isn’t funny and you’re telling it for no reason)-
Spencer: y’all wanna sign up for my 25.99 daily program of how to be fast and s-
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The recoms: respect Lopez
Includes mild cussing
Brown: -chilling-…what milk wasn’t milk?
Z-dog: NO
Lopez: WHAT UP BITCHES!
Brown: not this bitch again
Ja: i just got here and I can sense some bull shit is about to happen…
Lopez: I’m gonna need all of y’all to respect me! Cause y’all know what month it is
Lyle:…September?
Z-dog: yeah it’s September
Lopez:…YALL LEARNED NOTHING IN SCHOOL! ITS HISPANIC HERITAGE MONTH
Brown: if it means I gotta be a slave to you thennn hell no
Lopez: you better respect me and my people
Walker: wait what are we doing?
Ja: It’s Hispanic heritage month so we gotta respect Lopez and his people
Lopez: yeah that’s right
Mansk: happy Hispanic heritage month Lopez
Lopez: thank you Mansk. YOU SEE THAT I NEED THAT TYPE OF RESPECT!
Brown: no
Fike: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Z-dog we finna get in trouble
Lopez: -walks up to brown and grabs him by the collar- say that to my face man!
Brown: hell no-
Quaritch: -walks in- what the hell is going on here?
Lopez: -puts brown down-
Brown: HAHA PUSS-
-Lopez bolts at brown and they start beating eachothers asses until quaritch goes to break them up-
Quaritch: it’s 4 in the morning go to fucking sleep
Brown: fine
Lopez: fine…but coronal it’s Hispanic heritage month!
Quaritch: yes I can understand that you marked my calendar
-they all go to bed and quaritch is done with his fatherly duties for the night-
Warren: hey HELLO DID YOU FOR GET ABOUT ME?!
-…….no NO SHUT UP-
Warren: WE ABOUT TO FIGHT!
Baby recom Team with father quaritch
Okay imagine this…
The scientists at the RDA headquarters decided it would be a good idea to mix Pandoras many plants to make a serum that can turn any person into a toddler or even a baby.
They decided it would be a good idea to give it to the recoms but not quaritch because he was busy and wait for the results and….they all turned into little recom 2 year olds.
“Wtf happened to my team?”
“Ummm plant Mixtur?”
They said they’ll try and make a cure for it cause they don’t know how long the effects will last so quaritch ends up being a mama bird
Z-dog bites Lyle after he took her crayons
Warren ate almost all his damn crayons
Mansk moves away from them to color
Prager is asleep on one of bunk beds
Ja being held hostage by Lopez,brown and fike
Zhang is being Zhang
Quaritch is Running on 3 Hours of sleep but still takes care of his team no matter what (we love quaritch for that)
I’m gonna drown myself in this headcanon…..OH WELL
Drawing duck 🦆

I Drew duck as a train.
I drew this on paper first then imported it into IbisPaint to give it line art and color it. But here’s duck. (Looking like a loaf of green bread)
The recoms: The black squad
Rio: -crying in a corner-
Ja: -singing Beyoncé very terribly-
Fike: -in the kitchen being a bartender- this party wild
Lopez: -fighting brown- BITCH
brown: -fighting Lopez-IM NEVER TAKING IT BACK
Rio: -calls Walker- come pick me up I’m scared
-they all hear pounding at the door-
Ja: -still singing- WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Brown: -unplugs the microphone and tv- Shut up please
Ja: rude
Lopez: SHH
Random cop: AYE OPEN THE DOOR!
Fike: SHIT ITS THE FUZ
Rio: WAIT WHAT
Walker: -on the phone with Rio- Oh lord IS IT THE COPS
Rio: IDK COME PICK ME UP IM SCARED
Ja: -goes and hides somewhere-
Brown: -does the same-
Fike: man -goes and answers the door- why hello there officer.
Random cop: we got an noise complaint of a screeching Ikran in here and glass breaking
Fike:….oh umm well I can assure you that everything’s ok
Walker: Hello officer I’m here to pick up someone I’ll be out a jiff -pushes Fike aside and gets Rio and leaves with them-
Rio: bye!
Fike: ……..
Lopez: -hiding with ja-Why are you here
Ja:…..Bitch i have my reasons
Fike: IS IT BECAUSE IM BLUE!?
Random cop: -arresting Fike- SIR YOU ALMOST COMMITED ARSON AND MURDER
Fike: I HAD A GREAT REASON TO
Random cop: lord I do not get paid enough
-Fike ends up going to Pandora jail or whatever and basically gets bailed out in the next week. He tried to burn someone’s house down in bridgehead after-
Warren: when can I have my own episode
-I’m about to throw you-
The recoms: Storage
Ft: my oc Rio
Walker: why are we on storage duty?
Brown: don’t know but this shit is old -looking through a box of old shit-
Rio: I found something
Brown: you found what?
Rio: my old camera! I recorded almost everything on here
Z-dog: I wanna see
Rio: batteries dead
Brown: why did you record with a camera that takes batteries?
Rio: cause my family couldn’t afford a brand new tablet.
Z-dog: well we can check it later let’s continue going through these boxes.
Brown: -going through one of the boxes- OMG I FOUND MY FIRST BASEBALL CAP
Z-dog: I found your loony toons swim trucks -starts snickering-
Brown: burn them.
Rio: wait no I’ll pay you 40 bucks to wear them
Brown:……for real?
Rio: mhm
Brown:…I’ll do it
- after they went through what they wanted to keep and other crap you do in storage . Brown put on the loony toon trucks-
Brown: THESE SHITS ARE TO TIGHT
Rio: well that’s why we made them bigger. -takes a picture-
Z-dog: now take them off before someone else sees
Brown: fine
Lyle: -walks in- are y’all done yet? ……wtf brown
Brown:….IT WAS RIOS IDEA
rio: FUCKING BITCH
-at the end of the day they all got in trouble for messing around.-
Warren: WHERE WERE YOU?
-dead-