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Thomas And Friends: A New Tender Of Gordon Gone Wrong

Thomas and friends: a new tender of Gordon gone wrong

Gordon: -looks at the f.Scotsman tenders- that’s what I need another tender

F.Scotsman: you sure as hell not taking mine.

Gordon: I NEVER SAID I WAS

f.Scotsman: why do you need another tender anyway?

Gordon: THEY SAY I TAKE UP TOO MUCH OF THE COAL SUPPLY!

F.scotsman: mhm. It’s ok little brother

Gordon: yeah you just pissed me off some more bye -leaves-

F.Scotsman: ITS TRUE THOUGH!

-mean while-

Duck: hey Henry do you want MY tenders?

Henry: hmmmmmmmmmmmmm sure how many you got

Duck: -evil smirk- 6

Henry: I’ll take ‘em

James: SO WERE NOT GONNA QUESTION WHERE OR WHY DUCK HAS LIKE 6 TENDERS ON DECK!? HES A TANK ENGINE

Duck: it’s the great western way

Henry: James what if he’s just hiding tenders?

Me: -running away from duck- I DONT HAVE BREAD

duck: I CAN SENSE YOU HAVE IT! -chasing me-

James:…..if you end up with something stupid I warned you

-in the end Henry did get his 6 tenders but got 6 dirty trucks. James laughed at him until he was just beating a dead horse (it means that the joke isn’t funny and you’re telling it for no reason)-

Spencer: y’all wanna sign up for my 25.99 daily program of how to be fast and s-

-NO!-

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2 years ago

The recoms: respect Lopez

Includes mild cussing

Brown: -chilling-…what milk wasn’t milk?

Z-dog: NO

Lopez: WHAT UP BITCHES!

Brown: not this bitch again

Ja: i just got here and I can sense some bull shit is about to happen…

Lopez: I’m gonna need all of y’all to respect me! Cause y’all know what month it is

Lyle:…September?

Z-dog: yeah it’s September

Lopez:…YALL LEARNED NOTHING IN SCHOOL! ITS HISPANIC HERITAGE MONTH

Brown: if it means I gotta be a slave to you thennn hell no

Lopez: you better respect me and my people

Walker: wait what are we doing?

Ja: It’s Hispanic heritage month so we gotta respect Lopez and his people

Lopez: yeah that’s right

Mansk: happy Hispanic heritage month Lopez

Lopez: thank you Mansk. YOU SEE THAT I NEED THAT TYPE OF RESPECT!

Brown: no

Fike: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Z-dog we finna get in trouble

Lopez: -walks up to brown and grabs him by the collar- say that to my face man!

Brown: hell no-

Quaritch: -walks in- what the hell is going on here?

Lopez: -puts brown down-

Brown: HAHA PUSS-

-Lopez bolts at brown and they start beating eachothers asses until quaritch goes to break them up-

Quaritch: it’s 4 in the morning go to fucking sleep

Brown: fine

Lopez: fine…but coronal it’s Hispanic heritage month!

Quaritch: yes I can understand that you marked my calendar

-they all go to bed and quaritch is done with his fatherly duties for the night-

Warren: hey HELLO DID YOU FOR GET ABOUT ME?!

-…….no NO SHUT UP-

Warren: WE ABOUT TO FIGHT!


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2 years ago

Baby recom Team with father quaritch

Okay imagine this…

The scientists at the RDA headquarters decided it would be a good idea to mix Pandoras many plants to make a serum that can turn any person into a toddler or even a baby.

They decided it would be a good idea to give it to the recoms but not quaritch because he was busy and wait for the results and….they all turned into little recom 2 year olds.

“Wtf happened to my team?”

“Ummm plant Mixtur?”

They said they’ll try and make a cure for it cause they don’t know how long the effects will last so quaritch ends up being a mama bird

Z-dog bites Lyle after he took her crayons

Warren ate almost all his damn crayons

Mansk moves away from them to color

Prager is asleep on one of bunk beds

Ja being held hostage by Lopez,brown and fike

Zhang is being Zhang

Quaritch is Running on 3 Hours of sleep but still takes care of his team no matter what (we love quaritch for that)

I’m gonna drown myself in this headcanon…..OH WELL


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2 years ago

Drawing duck 🦆

Drawing Duck

I Drew duck as a train.

I drew this on paper first then imported it into IbisPaint to give it line art and color it. But here’s duck. (Looking like a loaf of green bread)


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2 years ago

The recoms: The black squad

Rio: -crying in a corner-

Ja: -singing Beyoncé very terribly-

Fike: -in the kitchen being a bartender- this party wild

Lopez: -fighting brown- BITCH

brown: -fighting Lopez-IM NEVER TAKING IT BACK

Rio: -calls Walker- come pick me up I’m scared

-they all hear pounding at the door-

Ja: -still singing- WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Brown: -unplugs the microphone and tv- Shut up please

Ja: rude

Lopez: SHH

Random cop: AYE OPEN THE DOOR!

Fike: SHIT ITS THE FUZ

Rio: WAIT WHAT

Walker: -on the phone with Rio- Oh lord IS IT THE COPS

Rio: IDK COME PICK ME UP IM SCARED

Ja: -goes and hides somewhere-

Brown: -does the same-

Fike: man -goes and answers the door- why hello there officer.

Random cop: we got an noise complaint of a screeching Ikran in here and glass breaking

Fike:….oh umm well I can assure you that everything’s ok

Walker: Hello officer I’m here to pick up someone I’ll be out a jiff -pushes Fike aside and gets Rio and leaves with them-

Rio: bye!

Fike: ……..

Lopez: -hiding with ja-Why are you here

Ja:…..Bitch i have my reasons

Fike: IS IT BECAUSE IM BLUE!?

Random cop: -arresting Fike- SIR YOU ALMOST COMMITED ARSON AND MURDER

Fike: I HAD A GREAT REASON TO

Random cop: lord I do not get paid enough

-Fike ends up going to Pandora jail or whatever and basically gets bailed out in the next week. He tried to burn someone’s house down in bridgehead after-

Warren: when can I have my own episode

-I’m about to throw you-


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2 years ago

The recoms: Storage

Ft: my oc Rio

Walker: why are we on storage duty?

Brown: don’t know but this shit is old -looking through a box of old shit-

Rio: I found something

Brown: you found what?

Rio: my old camera! I recorded almost everything on here

Z-dog: I wanna see

Rio: batteries dead

Brown: why did you record with a camera that takes batteries?

Rio: cause my family couldn’t afford a brand new tablet.

Z-dog: well we can check it later let’s continue going through these boxes.

Brown: -going through one of the boxes- OMG I FOUND MY FIRST BASEBALL CAP

Z-dog: I found your loony toons swim trucks -starts snickering-

Brown: burn them.

Rio: wait no I’ll pay you 40 bucks to wear them

Brown:……for real?

Rio: mhm

Brown:…I’ll do it

- after they went through what they wanted to keep and other crap you do in storage . Brown put on the loony toon trucks-

Brown: THESE SHITS ARE TO TIGHT

Rio: well that’s why we made them bigger. -takes a picture-

Z-dog: now take them off before someone else sees

Brown: fine

Lyle: -walks in- are y’all done yet? ……wtf brown

Brown:….IT WAS RIOS IDEA

rio: FUCKING BITCH

-at the end of the day they all got in trouble for messing around.-

Warren: WHERE WERE YOU?

-dead-


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