The Recoms: The Black Squad

The recoms: The black squad

Rio: -crying in a corner-

Ja: -singing Beyoncé very terribly-

Fike: -in the kitchen being a bartender- this party wild

Lopez: -fighting brown- BITCH

brown: -fighting Lopez-IM NEVER TAKING IT BACK

Rio: -calls Walker- come pick me up I’m scared

-they all hear pounding at the door-

Ja: -still singing- WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Brown: -unplugs the microphone and tv- Shut up please

Ja: rude

Lopez: SHH

Random cop: AYE OPEN THE DOOR!

Fike: SHIT ITS THE FUZ

Rio: WAIT WHAT

Walker: -on the phone with Rio- Oh lord IS IT THE COPS

Rio: IDK COME PICK ME UP IM SCARED

Ja: -goes and hides somewhere-

Brown: -does the same-

Fike: man -goes and answers the door- why hello there officer.

Random cop: we got an noise complaint of a screeching Ikran in here and glass breaking

Fike:….oh umm well I can assure you that everything’s ok

Walker: Hello officer I’m here to pick up someone I’ll be out a jiff -pushes Fike aside and gets Rio and leaves with them-

Rio: bye!

Fike: ……..

Lopez: -hiding with ja-Why are you here

Ja:…..Bitch i have my reasons

Fike: IS IT BECAUSE IM BLUE!?

Random cop: -arresting Fike- SIR YOU ALMOST COMMITED ARSON AND MURDER

Fike: I HAD A GREAT REASON TO

Random cop: lord I do not get paid enough

-Fike ends up going to Pandora jail or whatever and basically gets bailed out in the next week. He tried to burn someone’s house down in bridgehead after-

Warren: when can I have my own episode

-I’m about to throw you-

Never over look…MIKE

Thomas: So never over look a little engine Gordon or else

Gordon: or else what.

Mike: or else we’ll burn down ur house,commit tax invasion under your name,take ur wife/husband, and make ur life a living hell.

Gordon: WHAT

Mike: ILL DO IT!

Rex: yeah never over look Mike

Bert: never over look a little mike

Mike: Bert just because we are the same size DOESNT MEAN UR SAFE

Bert: FUCK

Me: HEY THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE FAMILY FRIENDLY

Gordon: that’s a lie

Me: SCRAP UR ASS AND BECOME A TANK ENGINE!

Gordon: AND YOU SAY WE SHOULD BE FAMILY FRIENDLY

Ryan:-backing away slowly- nope

Gordon: -calling 911- yeah I’d like to report a small James on a miniature railway

Mike: I HAVE A NAME

-Mike didn’t go to jail yet but Gordon did get sent to jail for doing tax evasion…and his house was burnt to ashes.-

Spencer: You need a hobby

-you need to shut up before I fight ur ass-

Spencer: AND ILL RUN YOU OVER

-IM ADMIN TRY ME-

AVATAR THE WAY OF WATER IS COMING OUT ON JUNE 7TH PEOPLE!

BE READY!

recom squad with chubby, thicc y/n??

-eats the request cutely-

Yes I will do a recom squad with chubby/thick YN cause I’m also chubby myself and have no ass because because my friends say I have none. Also sorry for not getting to this request a couple days ago I was busy and didn’t have time to reply to this request. So yeah I’ll try and get it done in a couple of days just you wait.

More baby recoms and father quaritch

Broccoli

(I THINK IM DOWN TOO DEEP!)

“Brown eat your broccoli.” Quaritch said pushing the plate back to him. Brown pushed it back towards quaritch and crossed their arms.

“I don’t like it!” Brown said as he stuck his tongue out in disgust. Quaritch sighed. Out of all the other recoms that ate the broccoli, Brown had to be the most difficult out of them all.

“Come on bud just eat it like the rest of your friends” quaritch said to Brown. Brown looked at the rest of his friends away from the dinner table playing and causing chaos. Hell he thought he saw z-dog and Walker try and make Fike eat a crayon. But that didn’t happen because quaritch glares at them from across the room when they were about to make him do it.

“But it nasty.” Brown Said trying to at least reason with his recom parent. Quaritch took Browns fork and stuck a piece of broccoli on it. Lopez soon wandered his way to the table and sat next to Brown.

“Dad, Warren ate a Quarter.” Lopez Said.

“I’m sorry what…oh lord WARREN!” As soon as quaritch heard that from Lopez he went to go check up on the situation. This left Lopez enough time to put some cheese on Browns broccoli.

“Ew you can’t put cheese on broccoli.” Brown told Lopez.

“Oh shush! It makes it taste better. Now eat it!” Lopez said pushing the plate towards Brown. Brown looked at it and picked up a piece with his tiny hands. He ate the top of it and it didn’t taste plain to him anymore. He soon cleared off his whole plate before quaritch came back looking disappointed.

“Lopez you lied. Stop lying or else time out.”

“Yes dad.” Lopez said as he left the table and went to go play with the other tiny recoms. Quaritch looked at Browns plate and saw that he ate all his broccoli.

“Hm you ate all your broccoli. Ok you can go play.” Quaritch said as he took up the plate and fork from Brown. Brown left the table and went to go play with the other recoms. Lopez went over to him and whispered to him.

“Told you cheese makes everything better”

“You never said that.”

“Now I did”

Thomas & friends: the western railway

Douglas: I never wanna play uno again

Donald:….YA THINK

-shed on fire in the background-

Duck: I blame diesel for this!

Diesel: WHAT DID I DO!?

Duck: everything

Toad: Mr Oliver….where are we gonna stay now?

Oliver: I don’t know toad I don’t know

Toad:…why did diesel burn the shed down

Duck: CAUSE HE RAGE QUIT

Diesel: DID NOT

duck: YEA THE FUCK YOU DID

Douglas: should we

Donald: it’s best not to bother em

Douglas: ok then now what

Flynn: WHAT HAPPENED HERE

Duck: IT WAS THAT DUMB DIESEL -points at diesel-

diesel: IT WAS DUCK!

-in the end flynn and his crew put out the fire and the engines were left without a shed-

Duck: should have followed the great western way

Diesel: wouldn’t change anything