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Midam Week 2020 (Day 3) - Midam Day ~ Adam’s birthday and St. Michaelmas
Adam insists they have the same birthday. In the beginning Michael tried to explain that wasn’t what Michaelmas meant, but now he just goes with it, and let’s Adam make them cake.
oh my god i just watched. the episode where dean is like really set on killing himself to get rid of Michael and im like. oh my god. and like sam just the way sam handles it. i cant do it. i am so insane about this.
Michael and Adam literally have the healthiest relationship in Supernatural despite being stuck in hell for, essentially, 1000 years and having all the reason to resent each other.
That’s it, that’s the end of my Ted talk.
random rant about Ben but a point i see get brought up a lot (very few times im just looking for it) about how Dean can't be Bens father is that Michael would have used him as a vessel instead of Adam if they were related.
And just no? First of all Ben was like what? 10 or so when they tried to end the world and i just don't think Michael would pick a little kid to fight the devil in and secondly It was about brothers. Michael had to fight the devil his brother not a kid related to his brother's vessel. so it had to be Dean or Adam from what Cas said
I don't even really think Ben is Dean's kid but this was just a weak argument in my opinion
(Also somewhat related thought Alistair once said it was supposed to be John who was the righteous man who shed blood in hell. If he did instead of Dean would he have been the vessel instead of Dean or was Alistair just spewing crap at Dean to make him upset?)
idk exactly why Michael would help the Winchesters most likely just to keep the world spinning cuz these guys fuck up a lot but if Sam didn't pull Michael and Adam into hell with himself and Lucifer sooooo many problems could have been avoided
i will give an example for each season
in szn 6 heaven and Raphael are trying to restart the apocalypse or wtv and maybe Michael would have been on board with that but i feel like he probably would have realized that wouldn't have brought his father back and continued with his job till he did (im not %100 but im pretty sure Rafael and Michael had different pov's for starting the Apocalypse)
also Michael would have rocked Godstiel shit or at least been able to send him to purgatory before Leviathan became a problem in szn 7
szn 8 NO WAY HE WOULD HAVE LET THE ANGLES FALL. maybe he couldn't read the tablets but I think he has enough of an understanding of enochian magic, being the first and all, to figure out 'this is going to cost us our wings' and if not that maybe even metatron would have the basic instinct on to not go against Michael (But then again also maybe not because it is metatron) Also I'm pretty sure he is next in line to be The prophets protector and he would have had his hands on the angel tablet before them anyways
szn 9 my main man Michael could have stopped that Abaddon girl without even half a glance if he wanted No need for this first blade shit.
szn 10 and i don't think Michael would let Dean take that mark cuz his brother did that once and he was an archangel and the mark lead to the devil soooo letting one of the Winchesters take would be disastrous
szn 11 somehow these idiot brothers managed to free his aunt he would have been helpful as he most likely did most of the fighting with Amara the first time (also a meeting with God after so long would have done him well, or ruined him but that depends on how you think it would go down)
szn 12 i think he could have managed to tell his brother to put a condom on. He never would have cared about the bmol he would have left that to the Winchesters shit festival
szn 13 umm hello jack!!! lets please close this portal and not get involved in alternate realities. (I probably could do better reasoning but this season was a fever dream to me)
szn 14 maybe im d riding og Michael too hard here but au Michael couldn't open a portal without stealing Lucifers grace and our Michael could Open a portal to purgatory with archangel cuffs on so im thinking new him wouldn't be a big problem. maybe once he got to Dean but before that he probably could have killed Lucifer and stopped that whole situation before it happened
szn 15 maybe with the context of the past ten years it wouldn't have ended they way it did also Michael probably would have been waayyyy more helpful to jack than the Winchesters were and helped the new god be more god than 4 who lost his powers constantly
Anyways just thinking about how Sam and Dean always made their lives harder by trying to do the right thing
I love midam fic's but Michael is always such a stickler man! hes way too official with everything has everyone forgotten that he can also be cunty asf
"Adam/dean's Not home right now"
"oh buck up!"
"You called me assbutt and sent me on fire 😡"
"or maybe you've just come to beg for forgiveness"
"I feel almost naked without manacles" (It never aired but whatever still counts in my mind)
Also all of Michael Dean as proof ik they're different but they are both Michael and have similar personalities just not motivates and actions
same ish problem with Adam yall dial down his sassiness i mean his whole first conversation with Sam was golden!
im not hating on any fanfic writers i love you guys!!! but i just love my sassy angel and human so much and i need more representation of them in that way