Maybe It's Maybelline - Tumblr Posts
My ad idea
*camera pans to close up of bill's eyelashes*
Voiceover: How are your lashes so thick and luscious?
Bill: I'll tell you a trade secret, I use mascara
Voiceover: What type?
*disembodied singing* maybe it's maybelline
is it a fanfic writer thing to think every plot or scenario you make up is the cringiest thing to ever exist
Chris looked in the mirror. Gosh. He needed to front more.
Maybe what he needed was no fly. Maybe he needed a neoprene ring. Maybe it needed to be latex instead. You know what, now he was thinking about it, maybe it was Maybelline after all. If we could just get a final answer there, we could all move on.
With that jingle still lingering in his ear, Chris decided he would check in with their Euro pal, Gustavio to gain some clarity around the otherwise questionable brand of makeup. As Maybelline’s first male Cover Girl, that smoking charmer could easily do an inside job.
Chris paused to think.
That dreamboat Gustavio was a really good in, like a really good in. Now that he was really thinking, Gustavio got in Chris and Brad every time they saw him. Like every time. Was there anyone that man didn’t do twice?
Chris and his bf were always the first to tell anyone it really was that good with Gustavio. The first time was truly biblical, but the second… Well, let’s just say you stop waiting for Jesus after that second coming!
After a smiled chuckle followed by a low and long ‘hmmmmmm,’ Chris caught himself in the mirror once again. He was fronting BIG time.
“Sweet!" His boyfriend Brad would be all over this. The awesome part was that he was gay just like Chris so such gifts never went to waste.
Where was that man anyway? They needed to be gay together for this inside job w/Gustavio…
Chris paused to take another hard look in the mirror. You know, these affirmation sessions were really cranking out some good sh*t.
does anyone else randomly get a shaky feeling where you’re not actually shaking but feel like you should be?? like untethered and kinda spacey and like you might just start crying?
idk maybe I’m just dehydrated
Oh to have pirate gf :/
if you need us the missus and me will be in the other room having a duel with old flintlock pistols missing each other with every shot not only because we love each other but also because we both are dog shit at this
Drawing more stuff I like.