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MSBY baseball team😁

he literally would

a good brand of big dick is when they are not aware they have a big dick

“I’m gonna get you next time” sounds veeery reminiscent of what Aone has said about stopping Hinata, same as Lev and Inuoka 

and look how much he’s spaaaarkling over it! clearly he’s gonna make a new giant buddy - just like Hyakuzawa and all the rest.

then there’s tsukishima coming in with one of his throw back lines - as far back as the 3x3 at the very beginning when he commented that they didn’t stand a chance because they were “mere commoners” compared to kageyama and hinata. kind of feel like “mere mortals” might have fit better but  either is wonderful ^^

every time the one liners are mirrored with what they’ve said in the past or you get a throwback moment I swear I get so freaking happy.

this translation and this whole chapter are just insane, fantastic, marvelous!!

* I tagged this for spoilers as best I could, lemme know if I missed some. *

excuse me *taps mic*

rubbing your faves cock over his pants and kissing his neck until he’s cursing, his arm around your waist that keeps you pressed into his side growing tighter and his hips are jerking to follow the way your palm smooths along his length till he’s whispering for you to touch him for real, please baby?

oikawa apparently

I know kiss cams aren't a thing in Japan, but...

What if during one of MSBY's matches the camera lands on you and Osamu? You're mildly horrified, but remember that Osamu, for better or worse, isn't into PDA. At best you'd get a quick peck.

As soon as Osamu sees your image on the huge screen overhead he gives the signature Miya smirk and the reserved Osamu "No PDA" Miya pulls you in and shoves his tongue down your throat.

Cheering bursts through the crowd and amidst all those cheers is a very embarrassed and disgusted Atsumu Miya shouting for you to get a room.

Consider. . . . Ice hockey Suna . . .

Omi beach boi 🍍🩳

captains

Beach Boi 🏖🏐

Reblog if you say "Y'all"

i love haikyuu so much. bc it’s just. so cute. i love how many characters there are and all of the useless, trivial information we have abt all of the characters. like how iwaizumi used to collect cicadas, only to let them go bc he said he’d feel bad if he kept them. how yamaguchi likes “long fries that have gone soft and floppy”. how kunimi likes salted caramel. how akaashi wrings his hands. how kuroo just happens to get top grades and slips all these scientific words into casual conversation. kenma’s username on everything is “applepi”. it’s just so cute. i love the character interactions, like when bokuto is looking out of the window in his pyjamas and he says “i’m glad it’s fukurodani who i could play my last match with” and akaashi is like “are u dying bokuto?” and bokuto says “what? i’m going to live until i’m 130″. and when shimizu holds suga’s hands when he’s visibly stressed and suga instantly goes red and swirly and he’s like “pls wait!!!!!! we can’t get married yet!!!!!”. and when kuroo and bokuto knowingly smile at each other and hug after nekoma are eliminated from nationals. when kenma smiles and thanks kuroo for getting him into volleyball and kuroo is like “… … … … … huh… …? … … W-WAIT…” and he covers his face and starts laughing and it’s rly cute. nobody is bad. kyoutani is really scary and only listens to iwaizumi, but only bc iwaizumi beat him at arm wrestling. a cunning, deceitful character like daishou has a rly pretty gf he tries to impress, and when they watch volleyball matches together he gets bashful bc he feels like he’s being a huge volleyball nerd but she calls him cool. i just don’t understand how a series is this cute. they’re all so cute. moniwa is so cute. goshiki is so cute. oikawa teaches volleyball to children on mondays. don’t even get me started on yachi

also i realized i forgot to say thank you how RUDE of me good lord but thank ya baby glad to have u around!!

Babe ur theme is soo fucking hot😫

If u don't mind what made u follow me. I'm curious. Ahhhhhh I'm literally screaming rn.

okay this is so fuckinf embarassing on my part but i was scrolling and accidentally followed BUTBUTBUT i went to ur page and i rlly like the stuff you post and ur vibe overall so very nice to meet you i’m so sorry that it happened in this way but at the end of the day i get a cool new mutual so i’m calling it fate my dear 🫶🫶

i’m officially decrepit and to numb the pain i’m gonna go refurbish a wip

Babe ur theme is soo fucking hot😫

If u don't mind what made u follow me. I'm curious. Ahhhhhh I'm literally screaming rn.

okay this is so fuckinf embarassing on my part but i was scrolling and accidentally followed BUTBUTBUT i went to ur page and i rlly like the stuff you post and ur vibe overall so very nice to meet you i’m so sorry that it happened in this way but at the end of the day i get a cool new mutual so i’m calling it fate my dear 🫶🫶

Hello new mutual 🤭🤍

HI HELLO !!!!

when little kids walk by kita's rice paddies on their way to and from school you KNOW he always stops to say hello to them with a big smile on his face

when little kids walk by kita's rice paddies on their way to and from school you KNOW he always stops to say hello to them with a big smile on his face

i am so sorry if i spam you the five mfs the algorithm loves to feed to me are funny as hell

Top 5 Haters in Haikyuu!!

cw: crack. devious behavior. hating is a craft that these five have mastered

5.) Oikawa

Not as bad as some of the haters on this list because he only Gatekeeps. But that means any restaurants, bars, cool hang out spots, even some of the clothes that he wears; you’d have better luck pulling teeth than getting that information out of him. One time one of his fangirls asked him how he keeps his skin so clear, to which he responded: “just don’t touch it:)” knowing good and well he spends an hour every night steaming, pre-cleaning, and putting vitamin C on his face before laying on his silk sheets. (Because they don’t absorb moisture 😉)

4.)Atsumu

Mostly toward his brother but also applies to some of his everyday life as well. Will laugh if you fall and eat shit in front of him, and then from that point onward will chuckle every time you pass that spot and go “lmao watch out.” Dickhead. And he gatekeeps sometimes. “where’d you get that jacket from?” “oh nah this is the last one. they gave it to me before they closed forever. honestly they probably wouldn’t even sell this to you bro. you don’t really want this jacket fr.”

3.)Suna

Hating’s a lifestyle, really. You not really a hater if you not a little passive about it. Uses the term “That’s crazy…” religiously. One time the power was out at Atsumu’s place during a snowstorm and he responded with a picture of him next to a space heater while on the game with the caption “we good over here tho. this 2k go crazy.” also don’t let me bring up gatekeeping without showing you this interaction between him and Aran:

2.)Sakusa

Atsumu can’t even brag to people that he’s actually heard him laugh without adding the fact that it was because he whiffed a spike and fell into the net mid game. And it’s not that he actually puts effort into being a hater, it’s just that he has this horrible trait that if something is funny enough he will laugh, regardless of the circumstances. It’s just… most of the time that something’s either embarrassing or kind of mean. And it’s not even a haughty laugh - it’s a snort. One time, Bokuto flubbed his lines during a broadcasted interview so bad that in the middle of his stuttering he started to choke on his spit. And while his publicist is praying that this doesn’t get any worse, Sakusa just: “*snort!* fuck. sorry, sorry.”

1.)Tsukishima (duh)

Do I even have to go into detail? Comes from a long line of haters. Akiteru being skipped was only happenstance, he’ll hate enough for the both of them. Actively prays on the downfalls of the people around him, not even his friends are safe. Yamaguchi once ran face first into a glass window and he let out a belly laugh loud enough to scare the birds off. Is physically hurt when his enemies win. Hinata texted him before his big game to celebrate him making it to the olympics and he got a fever. He’s a grade A hater. Professional even. Constantly sending out bad vibes, if something bad happened to you today it was him. It's because he wished for it. And every time he gets more powerful.

one of the words in these paragraphs is improperly spaced and i hope it physically hurts you to see it 😈 anyway reblog for the true haters out there <3

it’s him

Random Haikyuu Headcanons

CW: Swearing, mentions of private parts/genitalia

A/N: I genuinely had so much fun writing this. I love writing crack. This is one of my favorite things ever.

Atsumu sends inspirational quotes to Osamu when Osamu is having a bad day in order to piss him off more. Like the ones you see in TJ Maxx or in a white mother’s beach house. (Also he’s definitely gotten a virus on his phone/computer from downloading sketchy apps for fonts in order to enhance the experience)

Lev has gotten stuck in the net 

Hinata and Yachi read warrior cats as a kid

Noya, Tanaka and Yamamoto bark

Yamamoto’s Little Sister Akane hisses at people

Sugawara and Yamaguchi are constantly trying to set everybody up

Oikawa was a drama kid and has always wanted to be in a hallmark movie

Iwaizumi knows how to tap dance

Asahi firmly supports #freebritney 

Kenma sells random peoples feet pics online for money for games. Like he goes on google steals ppls feet pics, then goes to insta, looks at the people who like feet pics and DMs them asking if they wanna buy.

Aone doesn’t have any eyebrows because they got burned off

Shirabu has a gap in his bangs in order to not block out his third eye. Semi told him it was on the side of his head

Kageyama buys unpasteurized milk 

Sakusa has sprayed Komori with raid

Komori will poke holes is Sakusa’s masks when he pisses him off. Or will hide  all of Sakusa’s masks and only leave out ones with days of the week labeled on them.

Semi and Tendou have both been arrested for arson

Goshiki, Shirabu, Kyotani, Makki, and Kinoshita unironically refer to women as “females”

So does Ushijima but he also refers to men as “males” and I don’t want to fight him so it’s alright

Hinata doesn’t know what a prostate is

Osamu spits in Atsumu’s food when he’s mad at him. Better yet, if Atsumu has a slight allergy to something, like something that will only give him a small rash or hives, Osamu will put a little bit of that ingredient in his food so that he can’t taste it, but he still gets an allergic reaction.

Akaashi collects coupons

Bokuto wants an ass tattoo

Oikawa has his asshole bleached