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Mara just can’t catch a break! Another fire while trying to bake a birthday cake
when you’re trying to age up but your mom is taking a little kitchen nap
nothing like eating your food outside in the dark and cold just to get a moment of peace and quiet amiright fellow 100 baby challenge matriarchs
I think she had an accident 😭
Vlad’s turn!! I don’t think he’s too psyched about this lol
“lovely to meet you! can I interest you in a baby?!?”
Donor #7 is Morgan Fyres!! Welcome to baby-town sucker!!
happy birthday little Vlad baby!!!
Mara is like “how many fucking birthday cakes am I going to have to bake”
Happy birthday Jane!!
Vlad. buddy. my guy. put some fucking clothes on, this is a children’s birthday party and you’re weirding the vibe.
just a nice little post cake pre-thanksgiving kitchen floor nap
The gang’s all here
😭 Mara was ALMOST done cooking the grand meal for thanksgiving when she passed out on the floor, and like, fine, she can finish it after her little nappy nap, but then fucking Vlad walks through!! and takes it out of the oven!! and throws it away!!!! in the garbage!!!!!!!!! the whole ham!!!!!!!!!!!!! why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you always remember your first (donor for your goal of having 100 babies with 100 different people)
