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The Lady of Life
fores((got inspired by a picture on my dash earlier, enjoy an AU RoxyJane fic))
If there’s one word to describe Roxy Lalonde, it’s determined. One could also use ‘silly’ ‘tipsy’ ‘obnoxious’ or even ‘nerd’, but determined was fitting to describe her work ethic when it came to her interests. A natural scientist, Roxy had been fundamentally fixated on an idea she’d traced across the world. From the earliest recordings of mankind, there has always been mention of a ‘great lady’ towering and beautiful that guided humans and all life to fruition, and supposedly was one to start life itself in eons past. Accounts vary widely, but almost all cultures agreed on this basic foundation.
Roxy, never being one to put down a good idea, toiled for months gathering each little scrap of information about the mythic being, and while most turned up empty, she eventually found a single thread to follow. Off the west coast of the Americas was a small island in the Atlantic Ocean, amazingly it was said to be uninhabitable despite being in a lush area of the world, and this was supposedly due to eternally-choppy waters and strange wind patterns surrounding it that made human visitation impossible. No official or unofficial expedition had ever been done there, and according to her notes the mainland nearest this island supposedly had unusually high amounts of artifacts related to this strange mythic woman she studied, so she figured there was no better place to start.
Now, many colleagues tried to dissuade her from doing this, practically suicide to try and visit the doomed isle, but she was far too determined to turn back now, and wasn’t going to let a bunch of naysayers get her to stop. So, she spent the next few months designing and building a sea craft able to stand up to the unnatural defenses of the isle unscathed, and once it was done she set off for her destination.
Overall, the results were mixed.
On the one hand, she actually did manage to defy the odds and get through to the shore of the forgotten island, but on the other it was because her ship ripped in half when she got near and she was shipwrecked in the rocks. Still, it had the result she was hoping for, and was left to explore the lush secrete isle. Indeed, it was like a veritable garden of Eden, possessing all manner of wonderful plants and animals, environments like a lush forest stretching from end to end of the island.
At first, Roxy was just happy to survive the wreck, but over time she became dissapointed; she’d traveled all this way and all she had for it was a pretty but wholly boring island to show for it!
And then she felt a boom.
The earth shook and shuddered as if a mighty weight had been dropped, knocking Roxy to the ground and left her prone. She got up after a few moments, but was still shocked at the sudden event. At first she didn’t know what to make of it, but then she noted a distinct pattern to the disturbed leaves and brush of the forest, pointing to a potential source, and her curiosity grew. It took her around ten or twelve minutes, but soon she stumbled across a clearing, and with it, her prize.
She was an utter colossus, smooth light brown form stretching over the treetops even sitting down, no tree even reaching her knees at the lowest point. Her pale skin was speckled with white dots on her upper body, leading up to her, in roxy’s own words, ‘freakin’ adorbs’ face, rounded and vibrant. Her eyes of blue sparkled like pools of water, and her greenish hair was parted by two brown antlers emerging from her head. She was exactly like she was described in the most ancient of records, sitting there gently wading her feet into a small lake.
Roxy couldn’t help but just sit there, awestruck by the supernatural beauty of the goddess she’d stumbled upon, and was dumbfounded as she frantically sketched and recorded her incredible discovery in her journal. She went so fast in fact, she stressed her pencil, and made a loud snap as it gave way under her speeding hand. Roxy froze at this as she saw the goddess pause, and turn her gaze toward her.
Roxy didn’t know what to do, utterly at a loss, and so she went back to that most basic of instincts; run the heck away. She bolted in the other direction as fast as she could, but it would only be with two steps the ethereal woman’s huge pale-brown foot slammed down like a wall in front of her, running headfirst into the soft surface and falling on her butt. Soon, the nature deity was standing over her, hands on her hips and towering like a small mountain over her, looming face in an inquisitive and somewhat annoyed expression.
“...Ey I know I probably fricked up real bad, but would you mind holdin’ that pose for a lil’ bit? That is like, the perfect perspective for my notes, you look super awesome.”
“….Uh, sure :B”
gonna go to sleep now
I got you 🖤 to make this authentic I smoked a fat ass blunt just for you anyways I did the characters you requested plus a few extra and I decided to do small HC/ drabbles cause I have to many imagines atm 🤣 anyways also I added nuada from hellboy 2 cause he's pookie all the way @horny4bj-blog
Characters included:
Hellboy (2004)
Prince nuada ( hellboy 2, 2008)
Daryl (Alexandria timeline)
Sam (supernatural)
Dean (supernatural)
Castiel (supernatural
Lucifer (supernatural)
Let's get startedddd
Different characters react to you stoned/couch-logged
Masterlist
Hellboy:
Honestly was not surprised when he walked into him room one day to it smelling entirely of weed. Honestly he was mostly impressed because not only did it smell. But when the door opened all that came out was smoke.
Like damn.
When he went to venture further he was also not surprised when he saw you sprawled out on the couch with like 6 cats laying on you.
You didnt register him calling your name until he threw a candybar at your face
This is pretty much how it went
“Hey???” “…” “Hellooo??” “…” “Hey!” “Ow fuck what do you want.” you say as you open the candy bar and take a bite
Honestly he doesn't really care but he expects you to share you weed with him. If you don't he will lowkey just take it without asking and deal with you later. (no he won't pay you back hes always magically broke when you ask him to 😒)
As for you being on the couch he tells you to move over. If you don't he moves you himself.
He finds it funny to mess with you when you get to the point when you think everything is in slow motion And your basically not registering anything the way your supposed to
Like one time yall played Uno. And you were at the point you couldn't even read the cards and you were slumped over leaning on the back of the couch like a corpse thinkin the number 6 was the funniest shit on earth
And what did he do.convinced you to give him your cards so he could read them to you.in your state you agreed. That prick (this is based off a true story i have a lot of these adafia if you see this. Fuck you I should have one that game 🖕)
Yeah naw i dont have much for him he's just an asshole who also smokes so he don't really care yall end up watching a lot of movies though.
Nuada:
Now he's interesting with this idea lmao
He's confused as fuck cause he don't really do shit that could alter his mind, he want to stay sharp and ready for anything (boring fuckaaaa)
He at first acts like a disappointed mother
“ now why would you go and do this to yourself knowing what we have to do.” “because I'm a whole ass adult and it makes it more fun.” “that's besides the point (name)” part of a real argument yall had at one point
Yeah like don't get me wrong he doesn't hate weed he just thinks it makes you act dumb
He's lowkey right though
But anyways back to the prompt. When he walks in and your just spaces out in your bed he just shakes his head and goes to do what he needs to do.
If you are logged somewhere is his way this man with nudge/kick you with his foot until you move and if you don't he will just use his foot to roll you out of the way.
He acts like he doesn't care and to be frank he doesn't have the energy to put into caring about something so dumb so he leaves you alone.
But then there was the one time that he accidentally ate an edible.
He took that shit like a champ though and was able to function decently, but for the most part he was just chillin just silently staring off into space
He says he would never do that again. But you decide not to say anything when you notice some of your edibles missing.
Bro thinks he's slick 🤣🤣
Sam:
Ok gonna be honest his brother is dean. Need I say more
He knows what to do he pulls up with the munchies and some red box movie
If your slumped on the couch this man will sit on the floor
Y'all can talk for hours even if he is sober
Or you pass out from him typing on the computer cause I mean that sound is just relaxing.
Honestly don't have much for him he's just a chill guy
Dean:
He don't walk in
He's slumped with you on the other side of the couch
He eats all the damn munchies
He refuses to watch anything besides old Scooby doo reruns.
(he has a crush on the hex girls)
He's literally just a grown up child when he's high (not much different then normal)
Yall are laughing high people
The jokes are hilarious
Cass
He walks in and sees you on the couch looking half dead and he's confused
Like really confused
“Are you ok?” “huh?” are you ok??” “HUH??” “nevermind.”
He doesn't know what to do so he does nothing 😭😭
If you ask he will get you snacks
He's kinda hard to talk to so if you are laughing its at him not knowing anything
(these are getting short cause of my beautiful bong so its not my fault blame daisy that's my bongs name.)
Lucifer:
Ok let be honest here
He's lucifer he's hilarious
If you wanna feel like your gonna suffocate from laughing then he's your guy
He doesn't even try to be funny he just says out of pocket shit.
All the time
I haven't seen much of his character yet but he's already a favorite
I don't think he would light up with you unless you peer pressure him
Yes you have to peer pressurethe damn devil to smoke the devils lettuce with you.
If yall do he just spaces in and out while your on your phone on that couch unmoving
But during this spacing in and out he just says weird shit
I dare you to show him the dark crystal afterwords tho just trust me.
Daryl:
This man could not give less of a fuck
He's used to seeing people on all sorts of shit so some weed don't scare him
He just goes about his day
He will sit and chat with you
He's a horrible high sitter tho
If you get to high he's your worst nightmare
Will throw fake spiders and shit at you knowing your on that couch to see you jump
He's lowkey funny tho 🤣
He might smoke with you once in awhile
It's rare tho he's more of a drinker
Anyways that's all for today hope you enjoyed dis shitz
Edit: sorry I sounded like a fuckin idiot here also sorry I forgot Crowley and carol 😭😭 I wrote for nuada took a break forgot it was nuada and gaslit myself into thinking I wrote for Crowley 🤣🤣
didnt mean to but its really late and I'm to lazy to write for them rn so I hope you enjoy what I got down please forgive me🖤🖤 also sorry nuadas there you didnt ask for him I was just living it up with daisy at that moment.
JANE Written & Composed by Michael Woodhead Copyright © 1966, 2021
1. Jane Lost in the rain of the summer Jane Trying to seek shelter from her Jane I'll refrain from trying to get you to say That with me forever you'll stay But, be by my side everyday Jane I'll try to maintain all my love for you I'll try to explain why I'm feeling so blue It's easy to say cause there's only three words I love you
2. Jane Try to obtain peace within you Jane I will ordain that my love's true Jane I'll regain the love that you so turned aside Forever, you'll stay as my bride I've won back your love and my pride Jane I'll try to maintain all my love for you I'll try to explain why I'm feeling so blue It's easy to say cause there's only three words I love you
Jane
This, ladies and gentlemen, is my namesake. And I love her, she’s amazing. X)
See? We’re exactly the same.
Baby #4!!! Welcome Jane!!
I legitimately don’t remember why I took this screenshot, enjoy I guess?
tfw you fall asleep in your high chair at 3 a.m. because your mom forgot to take you out before she “tries for baby” with that weird old vampire guy
what a wonderful day to have a Donor’s Club meeting in the park 🌞
Gael aged up!! Fam is looking pretttttty cute!!
Mara just can’t catch a break! Another fire while trying to bake a birthday cake
I think she had an accident 😭
Dominic looks so upset, he’s like who’s fucking baby is this?? SIR THAT’S YOUR BABY!!
Then he goes to play soccer with Nikita, leaving Jane trapped in the high chair 😂
Happy birthday Jane!!
Vlad. buddy. my guy. put some fucking clothes on, this is a children’s birthday party and you’re weirding the vibe.
The gang’s all here
Jane goes to sit next to her dad and Dominic is like, have we met?
everyone’s asleep