Long Suffering Bestie Mechanics - Tumblr Posts

the whole lita to pit babe girlie pipeline is real enough that the lack of unhinged crossover events is tragic. like north and sonic would totally be on the guest list for pakin’s races - they'd know the twins and sonic is on a first name basis with at least half of the pit bunnies. and they would totally bring kim along and brag to everyone how their friend is “one of the best, if not the best racer from korea!” and of course this would lead into a situation where kim has to race prapai. and he loses. horribly.

prapai: that uh… that was a good effort!

north: lmfao you got your ass kicked

sonic: i really thought you'd be better at this

kim: i race CARS

prapai: oooooh that makes so much more sense

and because kim is totally as much of a demon child as the rest of them, he makes a deal with prapai where if prapai teaches him to vroom vroom a super bike, he will put prapai behind the wheel of a professional, high powered race car.