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Just did a little comic about a recent event!
Like LinkedIn, Honey. see...we love you but and we get that you need that premium function for some reason. But please stop being annoying about it!
Yo !! What if I made a Linkedin account but used it as a Tumblr blog ?
Would that be cool or what ?
Just spent 2 hours updating my LinkedIn!✨ My career is blossoming and I’m attracting all the right opportunities and meeting the people I need to meet to have my dream career☁️
You have to be on LinkedIn and secondly, you need to create a brand for yourself. This is sooo important because when someone (recruiter, investor.etc) that you want to connect with comes across your profile, they will be more inclined to connect/ reach out.
My top tips are:
1. have activities and experiences, obviously. I know this can be tough with COVID-19 and how competitive the landscape is. So instead, I recommend doing “filler” activities which will help you for your industry. For example, I’m studying business and am interested in entrepreneurship/ startups, so I:
- joined uni societies that were business-related and took leadership positions in them.
- signed up to a bunch of opportunity newsletters. There’s numerous ones for each city/ country, and they collate all the events/ activities happening in your city each fortnight/ month. Then I did those.
- I took part in hackathons (only a weekend commitment) and at the end you have a product to show for it which you can add at to your portfolio! I joined incubators/ accelerators.
- also doing internships for different startups (they NEED the help), even if it’s unpaid is great experience.
While you’re doing these experiences, add everyone that you meet (fellow intern, your boss, guest lecturers) on LinkedIn to boost your connections.
2. Have a catchy headline. Mine is my current position (Intern at — ) and the passion project I’m working on (Co founder of —). I also added an emoji at the end of the headline related to my project to make it stand out.
3. Have an interesting about me.
I start off each paragraph with an emoji.
The first paragraph is what I’m studying, major and at what uni. Then I have a one-liner about my goal.
The second paragraph is what I’m doing currently. So my internship role and I add an one liner about the passion project I’m working on, with any relevant links to website.
My third paragraph is a summary of what I’ve worked on previously.
4. Have a nice LinkedIn headshot photo. It doesn’t need to be professionally taken, but it should be taken by someone else (not a selfie) with a neutral background and clear (the higher quality the better), in good lighting.
And that’s it! Hope this helps someone💓
Just spent 2 hours updating my LinkedIn!✨ My career is blossoming and I’m attracting all the right opportunities and meeting the people I need to meet to have my dream career☁️
You have to be on LinkedIn and secondly, you need to create a brand for yourself. This is sooo important because when someone (recruiter, investor.etc) that you want to connect with comes across your profile, they will be more inclined to connect/ reach out.
My top tips are:
1. have activities and experiences, obviously. I know this can be tough with COVID-19 and how competitive the landscape is. So instead, I recommend doing “filler” activities which will help you for your industry. For example, I’m studying business and am interested in entrepreneurship/ startups, so I:
- joined uni societies that were business-related and took leadership positions in them.
- signed up to a bunch of opportunity newsletters. There’s numerous ones for each city/ country, and they collate all the events/ activities happening in your city each fortnight/ month. Then I did those.
- I took part in hackathons (only a weekend commitment) and at the end you have a product to show for it which you can add at to your portfolio! I joined incubators/ accelerators.
- also doing internships for different startups (they NEED the help), even if it’s unpaid is great experience.
While you’re doing these experiences, add everyone that you meet (fellow intern, your boss, guest lecturers) on LinkedIn to boost your connections.
2. Have a catchy headline. Mine is my current position (Intern at — ) and the passion project I’m working on (Co founder of —). I also added an emoji at the end of the headline related to my project to make it stand out.
3. Have an interesting about me.
I start off each paragraph with an emoji.
The first paragraph is what I’m studying, major and at what uni. Then I have a one-liner about my goal.
The second paragraph is what I’m doing currently. So my internship role and I add an one liner about the passion project I’m working on, with any relevant links to website.
My third paragraph is a summary of what I’ve worked on previously.
4. Have a nice LinkedIn headshot photo. It doesn’t need to be professionally taken, but it should be taken by someone else (not a selfie) with a neutral background and clear (the higher quality the better), in good lighting.
And that’s it! Hope this helps someone💓
LinkedIn tips to network?
Hey Love:) Here are the basics:
Have an excellent profile: Make sure you have a good amount of connections (300+ is ideal), a professional headshot for your profile pic, a nice background photo, a well-written bio, and at least 3 jobs/internships in your experience section.
Make sure you're active: Like people's posts and comment on them, re-share posts you find particularly interesting. Basically, make it clear that you're active and social.
Set the tone with a strong introduction: Really spend some time writing out a template for the intro messages you send out. They should include a bit about your background, how you found them, and why you're reaching out. Most importantly, at some point in the message ask if they're willing to chat with you on the phone/zoom and provide a wide range of times you're available to do so. Bonus points if you attach a copy of your resume.
Be prompt with your responses: Make sure your notifications are on so as soon as they get back to you, can respond. Time is precious and there's nothing more frustrating than someone not following up when THEY are the ones that reached out.
After your chat, follow up with a thank you: ALWAYS express your gratitude for them taking the time to talk to you. This is so incredibly important and if someone reaches out to me to network and doesn't send a thank you note afterward, I won't want help them out.
End off with an action plan: You're not just networking for the sake of having a nice conversation and learning about someone's career. You're networking because you want something out of that person. So always leave the conversation with some next steps in mind. Whether it's having said person to put you in contact with members of their network, setting up a date to shadow them on the job, etc. make sure you're getting something out of it!
Lovingly,
Elle
LinkedIn tips to network?
Hey Love:) Here are the basics:
Have an excellent profile: Make sure you have a good amount of connections (300+ is ideal), a professional headshot for your profile pic, a nice background photo, a well-written bio, and at least 3 jobs/internships in your experience section.
Make sure you're active: Like people's posts and comment on them, re-share posts you find particularly interesting. Basically, make it clear that you're active and social.
Set the tone with a strong introduction: Really spend some time writing out a template for the intro messages you send out. They should include a bit about your background, how you found them, and why you're reaching out. Most importantly, at some point in the message ask if they're willing to chat with you on the phone/zoom and provide a wide range of times you're available to do so. Bonus points if you attach a copy of your resume.
Be prompt with your responses: Make sure your notifications are on so as soon as they get back to you, can respond. Time is precious and there's nothing more frustrating than someone not following up when THEY are the ones that reached out.
After your chat, follow up with a thank you: ALWAYS express your gratitude for them taking the time to talk to you. This is so incredibly important and if someone reaches out to me to network and doesn't send a thank you note afterward, I won't want help them out.
End off with an action plan: You're not just networking for the sake of having a nice conversation and learning about someone's career. You're networking because you want something out of that person. So always leave the conversation with some next steps in mind. Whether it's having said person to put you in contact with members of their network, setting up a date to shadow them on the job, etc. make sure you're getting something out of it!
Lovingly,
Elle
Building Your LinkedIn Profile
From the Top:
Professional “Headline”: After your name, this is the first line viewers see. Go beyond simply putting “student.” (Examples: Marketing Intern, X University College Junior or X University Graduate Student Seeking Digital Advertising Positions or Junior Environmental Studies Major at X College).
Photo: This is the first image a viewer will have of you. Be mindful of how you want to project yourself and be sure that it is appropriate for the audience.
LinkedIn URL: Claim your personalized URL and consider including the public URL at the top of your resume, just under your name with your email and phone number.
Summary: Highlight your key work experiences and accomplishments. Include specialties and skills. Keep it concise, specific and keyword rich.
Sample Summary:
As a student, I have devoted my studies to ______, and am seeking employment in the following areas: _______ and _____ . My work as a _____ and ______ complemented my academic coursework at X University and allowed me to develop an understanding of ________. I am excited to apply my strengths in _______ and ________ to the field of ________.
Experience: Include experiences relevant to your career goals. Give a brief description of each position, the dates you worked and the name of the organization, similar to what you have on your resume.
Education: Include, in reverse chronological order, X University and any other schools or programs.
Additional Sections & Information: Add additional sections to your profile, or incorporate this information in your education, experience or summary sections, such as languages, volunteer experiences, courses, certifications, publications, honors & awards, groups and associations, interests, skills and expertise.
Applications: LinkedIn Applications enable you to enrich your profile, such as Creative Portfolio Display, Blog Link, WordPress, Company Buzz.
LinkedIn Groups: Join groups that are of interest to you and you will receive periodic emails and be able to engage with others in the group.
Populate your profile with connections: First search for people you know and send them an invitation to connect. Be sure to customize your invitation as most people won’t accept a generic invitation. Keep in mind online networking does not replace in-person relationship building.
LinkedIn Checklist
Building Your LinkedIn Profile
From the Top:
Professional “Headline”: After your name, this is the first line viewers see. Go beyond simply putting “student.” (Examples: Marketing Intern, X University College Junior or X University Graduate Student Seeking Digital Advertising Positions or Junior Environmental Studies Major at X College).
Photo: This is the first image a viewer will have of you. Be mindful of how you want to project yourself and be sure that it is appropriate for the audience.
LinkedIn URL: Claim your personalized URL and consider including the public URL at the top of your resume, just under your name with your email and phone number.
Summary: Highlight your key work experiences and accomplishments. Include specialties and skills. Keep it concise, specific and keyword rich.
Sample Summary:
As a student, I have devoted my studies to ______, and am seeking employment in the following areas: _______ and _____ . My work as a _____ and ______ complemented my academic coursework at X University and allowed me to develop an understanding of ________. I am excited to apply my strengths in _______ and ________ to the field of ________.
Experience: Include experiences relevant to your career goals. Give a brief description of each position, the dates you worked and the name of the organization, similar to what you have on your resume.
Education: Include, in reverse chronological order, X University and any other schools or programs.
Additional Sections & Information: Add additional sections to your profile, or incorporate this information in your education, experience or summary sections, such as languages, volunteer experiences, courses, certifications, publications, honors & awards, groups and associations, interests, skills and expertise.
Applications: LinkedIn Applications enable you to enrich your profile, such as Creative Portfolio Display, Blog Link, WordPress, Company Buzz.
LinkedIn Groups: Join groups that are of interest to you and you will receive periodic emails and be able to engage with others in the group.
Populate your profile with connections: First search for people you know and send them an invitation to connect. Be sure to customize your invitation as most people won’t accept a generic invitation. Keep in mind online networking does not replace in-person relationship building.
LinkedIn Checklist
Okay, now I'm cranky
Not that I even do more than glance at LinkedIn every few weeks or so, as I have friends there. But THIS is beyond the pale. (Or even the Pale, which is another story. Is this actually a real person based in Limerick?? [I have my doubts.) But if so, they should be ashamed.)
(transcription:)
Hi [(theoretical) person whose name I've obscured],
I'm not at all sure why material from your employer is winding up on my feed.
I am a NY Times bestselling novelist and screenwriter with pushing fifty years' experience in traditional publishing and other media created by actual living, breathing beings out of genuine human experience. AI-based prompt "writing" is utterly antithetical to everything I do in my work... especially as it is founded on machine-based excreta derived from routines trained using material illicitly sourced, without our permission, from myself and thousands of my colleagues.
Assuming that you actually exist except as a prompt-based construct yourself (which is by no means certain), please do us both a kindness and remove me immediately from whatever list caused the system to recommend me to you—as if there is a worse possible fit for our two schools of thought anywhere in this solar system, I can't imagine where that might be. (Somewhere in the Oort Cloud, possibly. No other possibilities immediately suggest themselves.)
Meanwhile, I wish you well in your further endeavours (doing you the possibly unwarranted courtesy of assuming that you're real). ANY possible further endeavours that have nothing to do with this horrific and deeply unethical area of employment, which cannot conceivably do anything in even the short term but damage your (theoretically) immortal soul... not to mention the ecology of our (theoretically) shared planet.
With the best possible regards under the circumstances, and hopes for your eventual (if not swift) rehabilitation,
Diane Duane
PS: Please try to find an avatar that looks less like it was created by AI.
And also: please say to your heartless and conscienceless employers, on my behalf, "FUCK YOU AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON."
They're going crazy on LinkedIn
I'm probably overreacting but...
This is Abby
Abby is on LinkedIn
Abby has *one* LinkedIn connection
Abby thinks it's a genius move to spam invites like they're networking for the Met Gala
Abby spams all of their 2nd degree connections
Abby hears everyone is talking about it two hours later
It's not even at Abby's school
Abby is a dum-dum
Don't be like Abby
Goodness, networking is hard.
"Toxic Positivity" is another phrase that gets bandied about so much that the whole of us forget what shapes our tongues need to make to form the right sounds.
Toxic positivity isn't smiling through tears or stiffing that upper lip, it's not hearing "the sun will come out tomorrow" on the old warped record player in your head or making jokes after a tragedy. At worst, those things are naivety and at best they're Hope.
If you want to see Toxic Positivity, capitalized and omnipresent, just to see what it looks like, go to any job recruiters' page on LinkedIn. It's a landscape made of rictus smiles and worn down manifestations; each profile is a shiny altar to a god that won't acknowledge it's been abandoned.
I don't need this in my life, LinkedIn.
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