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my depression has been beating the shit out of me lately and i haven’t had much motivation to draw … apologies. have a quick low-quality doodle of salad from my pfp

sal has no idea what nonbinary means and still won’t get it even if you explain it to him but he thinks it sounds pretty cool (little does he know he IS nonbinary…..)

HELLO THERE

THIS MANNNNN

Want him so baddd

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever.

Who said that?

No seriously. Who?

Waow

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

they r so real to me 🙏🙏

Chris Evans greeting his Korean fans for Snowpiercer [x]

her heart - when’s the last time you saw it?

Pacific Rim (2013)

tall whumpee in a small cage. their big hands grasping at the cold metal bars, body tensed up in frustration and fear but totally at the whims of their captor. a cornered animal.

they're too tall to stand upright. instead, they huddle in the corner in a mess of long limbs and wide torso. they look tame like that, subdued, their massive body curled up into itself. they look smaller than they are. whumpee wishes they were small. it would be easier; they could hide, make themself inconspicuous, but they're too big and bulky for that.

when whumpee is finally let out of the cage, they still slouch. they try to make their big body as small as possible. it only serves to gain them more attention.

meet my spouse

meet my spouse

meet my spouse

oh i love you harry

In which (Y/n) wonders why so many of her clothes, ranging from sweaters to scarves, have gone missing in recent weeks, prompting her to search all over campus.

She eventually does manage to find her missing clothes in a certain lazy lion’s den. Who knew Leona could be so stealthy?

Picture by mei.低浮上.

“Ruggie? Have you seen my clothes? I’ve been looking for them all day—”

The hyena looked up when you appeared in the doorway to the laundry room of Savanaclaw, your panicked voice filling his sensitive ears. Wincing slightly, Ruggie’s gaze returned to the laundry basket on the ground that was filled to the brim with clothes that needed to be washed and dried.

Bending down when something unusually colourful passed his eyes, he grabbed the brightly pink-coloured sweater by its sleeve and pulled it up for you to see. “Do you mean…” he asked, dangling it around in the air, “something like this?”

“Yes! Yes!” you yelled out in relief as you snatched your beloved sweater right out of his hands. From the sheer relief that ran through your veins, you almost forgot to ask what your sweater was doing in Savanclaw’s laundry. Halting in your tracks, you raised your narrowed eyes to look at Ruggie, as if interrogating him. “But wait, what was my sweater doing here?”

“I’m not sure… all I know is that a pink sweater in Leona’s laundry basket seemed quite suspicious,” Ruggie admitted, his tail guiltily tugged inbetween his legs. “But, he quickly shut me up with a good sandwich— so, I never questioned him when more and more girlish clothing piled up.”

You let out a sigh before slapping yourself. “Ruggie!” you cried out in disappointment. “You should have told me!”

Laughing along nervously, he shot you a sheepish smile — one that was met by an angry scowl. “…you never asked?” was his attempt at an excuse, but he was quickly silenced when the intensity of your glare became even worse. Throwing his hands into the air, an exasperated cry escaped his lips. “Fine, I’m sorry! That sandwich was too good.”

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Thank you to @incorrectfreequotes for the quote that birthed this god awful comic. I’ll try to do more of these in the futuuuuure~ UwU